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you think that's Jimmy Dean you're talking to?
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 15:29 |
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are you saying i'll be able to dodge heart disease
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 17:24 |
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dipshit morpheus
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 17:41 |
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Welcome to the desert of the veal
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 17:50 |
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...I know kung pao
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 17:54 |
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haveblue posted:...I know kung pao Nuts Lots of nuts.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 18:16 |
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Welcome to the desert of the veal xD
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 18:55 |
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Neal Stephenson, eat your heart out https://twitter.com/drewstruzan/status/1470435770498371589
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 20:02 |
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Chris Knight posted:Neal Stephenson, eat your heart out
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 20:03 |
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ive never heard anybody say a good thing about the wheel of time books. even my friends that were reading them when i was in college were like "nah dont bother starting, its all sunk cost at this point"
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 01:48 |
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yeah even when I was commuting 3 hours a day and buying books specifically for length I got warned off of jordan
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 03:40 |
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Achmed Jones posted:ive never heard anybody say a good thing about the wheel of time books the complete series can level out up to twenty badly wobbly tables or chairs.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 04:08 |
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the fundamental problem with the Wheel of Time is that Jordan was so successful he was able to dictate to his publisher that his wife should be his editor and then the amount of unnecessary viewpoint characters ballooned while the time covered in each continued to shrink to nothing while the page count stayed the same but The Magicians and The Expanse were also bad and turned into great TV shows, so we'll see what happens I'm curious to see how the show deals with the very Men are From Mars, Women are From Venus attitude towards gender roles, which is baked into the magic system itself. especially since one of the male villain characters gets killed off by the hero and then is resurrected by satan in a female body but can still use male magic.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 04:28 |
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Moar like Waste of Time srsly there aren't even gratuitous boobs
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 04:36 |
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i want to see that bimbo forsakenpseudorandom name posted:especially since one of the male villain characters gets killed off by the hero and then is resurrected by satan in a female body but can still use male magic. and the bimboified forsaken
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 04:36 |
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pseudorandom name posted:but The Magicians and The Expanse were also bad the expanse books were good, actually, until like ... idk, the 3rd or 4th one?
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 04:38 |
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landscapers on hbo is a delight i will warn you that it’s a crime drama of sorts, but it is definitely not a procedural, and the cops are not at all heroic
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 04:42 |
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pseudorandom name posted:the fundamental problem with the Wheel of Time is that Jordan was so successful he was able to dictate to his publisher that his wife should be his editor and then the amount of unnecessary viewpoint characters ballooned while the time covered in each continued to shrink to nothing while the page count stayed the same A lot of author's work seems to decline somewhat as soon as they're more powerful than their editor.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 04:45 |
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if you set the harry potter books up in order you can literally see the precise moment when rowling had enough power to push back against her publisher about being edited
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 04:47 |
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rotor posted:the expanse books were good, actually, until like ... idk, the 3rd or 4th one? I stopped reading a few chapters into book 4, which apparently everybody agrees is the worst book in the series of 9 books the first three were at best adequate. overly long, not particularly innovative, the viewpoint character was an insufferable idiot, etc. it turns out if you trim all the fat from the books to make eight TV episodes and you don't have to listen to the protagonist's internal monologue, the story gets much better
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 04:55 |
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oh and I want to see how the Wheel of Time show handles the invasion of the doms and subs from the BDSM empire
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 04:56 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i want to see that bimbo forsaken good news, Graendal is one of the 8 of the 13 Forsaken that the show has acknowledged
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 05:00 |
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hell yeah dude
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 05:18 |
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pseudorandom name posted:the fundamental problem with the Wheel of Time is that Jordan was so successful he was able to dictate to his publisher that his wife should be his editor and then the amount of unnecessary viewpoint characters ballooned while the time covered in each continued to shrink to nothing while the page count stayed the same when i got to the end of the first book my reaction was "...wait, he's the kwisatz haderach? that's the ending to this book?? " i did not read any further
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 06:13 |
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pseudorandom name posted:I stopped reading a few chapters into book 4, which apparently everybody agrees is the worst book in the series of 9 books its a pulp sci-fi page-turner and it's good at it
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 06:24 |
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rotor posted:its a pulp sci-fi page-turner and it's good at it
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 13:26 |
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started blind watching Hellbound after I saw the title mentioned somewhere (maybe here) but couldn’t remember anything else about it. wasn’t sure what I was expecting based on the title, but I sure as gently caress wasn’t expecting this. two episodes in, it’s awesome, really fun and well acted. I won’t say any more cause I think going in not knowing poo poo was a fantastic experience, but if you read this thread there’s a real good chance you’ll enjoy it. don’t feel bad about bailing if it doesn’t hook you in the first 7-10 minutes though, by that point you’ve got a pretty good representation of what the show is
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 16:29 |
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Moar like Waste of Time No braids tugged, no hands crossed beneath breasts, none of Robert Jordan's kinks scattered throughout, no gratuitous boobs. Why even make it into a tv series at this point???
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 16:37 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:no gratuitous boobs this sucks poo poo actually. there should be gratuitous dick and balls and boobs. it makes things more fun. it has to be truly gratuitous though, it can’t be sleazy or exploitative or part of a sexual assault
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 16:43 |
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like the best example of fully gratuitous nudity I can think of is the coed showers in Starship Troopers. there’s no need for it at all, you could have that scene anywhere, but it’s an excuse to get boobs and butts in. studio probably wouldn’t let anyone hang dong cause they’re cowards
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 16:44 |
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AnimeIsTrash posted:No braids tugged, no hands crossed beneath breasts, none of Robert Jordan's kinks scattered throughout, no gratuitous boobs. Why even make it into a tv series at this point??? indigi posted:like the best example of fully gratuitous nudity I can think of is the coed showers in Starship Troopers. there’s no need for it at all, you could have that scene anywhere, but it’s an excuse to get boobs and butts in. studio probably wouldn’t let anyone hang dong cause they’re cowards https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starship_Troopers_(film)#Production quote:The cast agreed to do the co-ed shower scene only if Verhoeven agreed to direct the scene naked, which he did. mystes fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Dec 14, 2021 |
# ? Dec 14, 2021 17:01 |
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that scene is not gratuitous in the slightest. all of our characters are so brainwashed by the military-fascist society they live in that they can have a big group shower with a bunch of young hot people, and rather than anyone showing a hint of arousal, they all just talk about their duty to the state. it might be the most pivotal scene in the movie.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 17:04 |
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Truman Peyote posted:that scene is not gratuitous in the slightest. all of our characters are so brainwashed by the military-fascist society they live in that they can have a big group shower with a bunch of young hot people, and rather than anyone showing a hint of arousal, they all just talk about their duty to the state. it might be the most pivotal scene in the movie.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 17:06 |
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I mean that might be the case realistically but in the context of a movie where michael ironside has to order rico to have sex I think the significance of the shower scene is quite clear e: to be clear I agree with indigi about everything else, just not that this example is really gratuitous
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 17:08 |
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I think the scene is intended to be somewhat shocking to the viewer and highlight the difference from what we would expect from teenagers, but I'm just saying the fact that they have coed showers is not inherently a indictment of their culture.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 17:12 |
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yeah, of course not. the indictment of their culture is that they would rather serve the state than gently caress each other.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 17:22 |
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what a loving Chad Truman Peyote posted:that scene is not gratuitous in the slightest. all of our characters are so brainwashed by the military-fascist society they live in that they can have a big group shower with a bunch of young hot people, and rather than anyone showing a hint of arousal, they all just talk about their duty to the state. it might be the most pivotal scene in the movie. that’s an interesting perspective, it does make sense. although don’t they talk about Rico’s ex in there?
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 17:26 |
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mystes posted:I feel like there was at least one hair readjustment at some point during the season but I can't remember when and I might be making it up. quote:In a 2016 interview, Casper Van Dien revealed in an interview about a funny incident when he was picking up his two daughters from school, "I went by the line at school to pick up my kids. You know, you drive up to the school and when I get there and there are these six 10 and 8 year old boys hanging out with my daughters. I pull up in the line and the boys go, 'Johnny Rico! Why didn't you tell us your dad was Johnny Rico?' And I said, 'What are you boys doing watching STARSHIP TROOPERS?' And they said, 'Our dads made us watch it with them!' Then my daughters get in the car and my 10-year-old says, 'Dad, were you really naked in STARSHIP TROOPERS?' And I said, 'Yeah,' and she said, 'How could you do that to me?!' Then my 8-year-old says, 'Wait, like naked naked?' And I said "Yup," and she said, 'Oh my God, my life is ruined!' That was the longest three minute ride home I have had in my life."
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 17:30 |
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watched maniac on Netflix, it was a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good. i’d describe it as philip k dick lite? jonah hill actually has range and alternate realities were fun to watch.
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# ? Dec 14, 2021 17:31 |
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lmao. my friend told me a story about going to a friend’s 8th birthday party in second grade and meeting her uncle Kurtwood Smith who he got to autograph a napkin because he loved him in Robocop. he said Kurtwood asked all concerned “do your parents know you saw that movie, it’s rated R” and he’s like yeah my dad took me opening weekend
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