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piL posted:If I ever got to name a series of weapons, they would be named for valedictions. I’m going with salutations VA-33 “AHOY” AGM-69 “HELLO” AIR-3 “PER MY LAST E-MAIL”
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EvenWorseOpinions posted:There's no way to know beforehand if that will be an issue so we'll just look into any problems with geological activity during beta testing Stellar work by the Romanians here HiroProtagonist fucked around with this message at 06:58 on Dec 14, 2021 |
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DarkDobe posted:Who was the goon that waged war on pigs in his cane farm and ended up turning into a naked spear wielding lunatic that used home made drones for reconnaissance. https://web.archive.org/web/20081105102428/http://www.peta.org/test/pigs/showthread.php.htm
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Platystemon posted:I’m going with salutations Cluster munitions are "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN"
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canyoneer posted:Cluster munitions are "TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN" MY BLU-FO-FO MAKE SURE ALL YO KIDS DON'T GROW
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Bushman went nuts and declared his love for Donnie if I remember correctly.
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Casimir Radon posted:Bushman went nuts and declared his love for Donnie if I remember correctly. I'm not at all surprised, somehow. Dude was very southern.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Well, we have another one to add to the list: You made me look up what that gooncamp thing was about because that was apparently a memory I had completely repressed, and I wish I hadn't done that.
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piL posted:If I ever got to name a series of weapons, they would be named for valedictions. I'm laughing over here AIM-# "PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS MAIL"
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Dec 14, 2021 14:48
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AN/TPQ-36 "PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THIS MAILING LIST"
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B83 - Forecast today: Bright and very warm.
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Dec 14, 2021 15:04
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GBU- "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."
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Diarrhea Elemental posted:GBU- "We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..." SA-2- "You are hereby given official notice" AGM-88-"Please stay on the line, a representative will be with you shortly" EvenWorseOpinions fucked around with this message at 16:21 on Dec 14, 2021 |
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AN/TSC-154 Just Wait Until Your Father Gets Home
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Casimir Radon posted:Bushman went nuts and declared his love for Donnie if I remember correctly.  That's utterly disappointing
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Nuclear Tourist posted:You made me look up what that gooncamp thing was about because that was apparently a memory I had completely repressed, and I wish I hadn't done that. 
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AGM “BY ACCEPTING THIS MUNITION YOU SOLEMNLY AFFIRM TO BE AN ILLEGAL COMBATTANT OR UNIFORMED SOLDIER”
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canyoneer posted:TO VALID MILITARY TARGET (OR CURRENT RESIDENT) What's the designation for a fuel air bomb? Because that's a good fuel air bomb. YOU COULD BE A WINNER
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FrozenVent posted:AGM “BY ACCEPTING THIS MUNITION YOU SOLEMNLY AFFIRM TO BE AN ILLEGAL COMBATTANT OR UNIFORMED SOLDIER” new anti missile system: it just broadcasts "I DO NOT ACCEPT JOINDER WITH YOU" to enemy missiles
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Scratch Monkey posted:new anti missile system: it just broadcasts "I DO NOT ACCEPT JOINDER WITH YOU" to enemy missiles "Is that a gold-fringed flag on your rocket body? This is an admiralty intercept!"
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SM-62: Dear Occupant
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FrozenVent posted:AGM-69 WEDDING PRESENT I thought that was AGM-114.
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ALQ-99 no-reply@navy.mil
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Do they still let ordinance folks scrawl little messages on shells and missiles, a la "Easter Eggs for Adolf" back in WWII? I probably wouldn't be able to resist writing things like "Pax Americana" or "Blessed are the Piecemakers" or some other edgy poo poo.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Do they still let ordinance folks scrawl little messages on shells and missiles, a la "Easter Eggs for Adolf" back in WWII? "If you can read this then you are too close"
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Do they still let ordinance folks scrawl little messages on shells and missiles, a la "Easter Eggs for Adolf" back in WWII? They were writing all sorts of bro poo poo on bombs in desert storm 1 not sure about 2
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Munitions troops trying their hands at being Instagram influencers writing their usernames on bombs asking for followers.
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Lemniscate Blue posted:Do they still let ordinance folks scrawl little messages on shells and missiles, a la "Easter Eggs for Adolf" back in WWII? There was a goon writing Forums catchphrases on shells in eastern Ukraine, so I'm going to say yes.
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Moon Slayer posted:There was a goon writing Forums catchphrases on shells in eastern Ukraine, so I'm going to say yes. Shitposting your way into the void, a true goon unto the end 
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 The face I made reading this My wife asked me if I have a toothache
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MrUnderbridge posted:B83 - Forecast today: Bright and very warm. I'd have gone with "Return to sender, address unknown, no such number, no such zone."
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Memento posted:
What the gently caress
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Looking at that unsubscribe thread button so goddamned hard
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There was a r/relationshits post where OPs little brother was basically killing themselves because they wouldn’t stop doing that and oh god do I wish I never knew what it was
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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:There was a r/relationshits post where OPs little brother was basically killing themselves because they wouldn’t stop doing that and oh god do I wish I never knew what it was Is that the Neosporin guy? Because....that still makes me quasi ill to think about.
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BUG JUG posted:Is that the Neosporin guy? Because....that still makes me quasi ill to think about. I had forgotten about that one, and now I’m jealous of myself from a minute ago.
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