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cyberia posted:What are their thoughts on the cspam poster who got, like, 40 booster shots? It'd probably be about the same, although there'd be some question as to whether anyone actually did that.
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Zil posted:lol, was wondering when this was going to show up. The husband is a local failson of a car dealership owner here in Austin. But yeah he left a review on the security company's website 5 days ago. gonna need a link
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Evilreaver posted:gonna need a link The story: https://www.kvue.com/article/news/i...17-7f6e9d8efe30 The review link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/S....720709!9m1!1b1
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freeedr posted:He was loving right Twitter dude wrote a stupid post but he wasn't wrong about what an absolute loving disaster feral hogs are in the southern US.
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Zil posted:The story: https://www.kvue.com/article/news/i...17-7f6e9d8efe30 They have other 3 reviews.
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AFewBricksShy posted:My personal hero is the doctor that was accepting bribes for giving people fake vaccine shots, and then just gave them real shots anyway. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akv36y8WLYA
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But can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
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Four kids now dead from that 
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The castle bounces but not so much the kids
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That's awful and also somehow that school had a higher mortality rate from a bouncy castle than mine had when a plane crashed into the field during recess.
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Baron von Eevl posted:That's awful and also somehow that school had a higher mortality rate from a bouncy castle than mine had when a plane crashed into the field during recess. John Heinz? IIRC you're also a philly area goon.
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Yeah, I thought that might be vague enough to not doxx me but it was actually a plane and a helicopter crashing in mid-air and then landing on the field during recess.
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Platystemon posted:But can it see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Wait, no, these kids probably haven't fully developed class consciousness, yet, they probably love the taste because it tastes really good.
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Lady Disdain posted:I can't tell if that's real or not. He's told the tale on a talk show.
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Baron von Eevl posted:Yeah, I thought that might be vague enough to not doxx me but it was actually a plane and a helicopter crashing in mid-air and then landing on the field during recess. I was gonna make fun of you for thinking a plane crashing into a playing field at a school was vague. Then I googled it and it has happened like 5+ times 
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 What the gently caress nature???  Probably  for animal lovers:https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10320853/Enraged-monkeys-kill-Indian-towns-entire-population-250-DOGS-throwing-heights.html
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Yeah, but do you think it’s get the SCARE CAPS if they had killed 250 cats?
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That probably wouldn't have worked on cats.
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Blue Moonlight posted:Yeah, but do you think it’s get the SCARE CAPS if they had killed 250 cats? Monkeys kill over 250 cats! Local residents say "Yeah... so that happened."
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I watched the video and it's just a 20 second clip of a monkey and a dog on the same street. Nothing happens.
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The story has the same energy as those stories that go "Local residents claim they have caught and killed a 70 foot long snake that had been eating children. University herpatologists later arrived, and upon inspection found the snake was 4 feet long and had died of ingesting an empty bag of crisps".
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Still, we cannot afford to take the risk. As of this moment, I am unilaterally declaring a preemptive strike against all monkeys.
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I’m on the side of monkeys, but I also don’t want to be anywhere near them
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 "So what are you in for?""I poo poo on my bosses lawn"
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king poo poo from a poo poo king
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Yet when companies poo poo on our lawns... nothing happens? I'm thinking abandoned Amazon delivery truck, contractors making a mess in people's yards, etc. I guess what I'm asking is, why was this person arrested? Shouldn't they just be getting a bill for hauling it away / cleanup, or a civil suit if they fail to pay? (Feel free to send me to a more appropriate thread/resource for this question)
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Because it's a joke.
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Generally speaking any amusing news story that also has an amusing mugshot should be considered fake until proven real.
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trapped mouse posted:Generally speaking any amusing news story that also has an amusing mugshot should be considered fake until proven real. Yeah for sure they're more likely made up than true
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