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Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Kchama posted:

When did we start censoring 'finger'? I've only seen that here and don't understand.

Relatedly, can people please explain what they're talking about for laymen and idiots (like me) when they relay anecdotes rather than having everyone else ask twenty questions about every bit of military slang and jargon?

Look at this nub

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RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


e;fb

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



They used to just call this stuff "Aircraft remover" and probably got sued because someone poured it on a plane and the plane was still there.

https://i.imgur.com/WZxUUgV.mp4

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Harry_Potato posted:

Huh huh, huh huh...

:gizz::mayo:



sandies be hurtin' for a squirtin' of white ropes.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

All the bare hands mashing food in that sandwich factory clip is really loving me up.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

I work in food manufacture. Properly washed and sanitised hands are considered as good as gloves. It takes longer to wash hands then to change gloves, OTOH people wearing gloves have a tendency to handle something other than food then go right back to handling food whereas barehanded people will wash.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

The Lone Badger posted:

I work in food manufacture. Properly washed and sanitised hands are considered as good as gloves. It takes longer to wash hands then to change gloves, OTOH people wearing gloves have a tendency to handle something other than food then go right back to handling food whereas barehanded people will wash.

Spend all night fisting, and all day making sandwiches. gently caress gloves.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
did you get a second job at the fisting factory then

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TotalLossBrain posted:

did you get a second job at the fisting factory then

when you love your job, you never work a day in your life.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

https://i.imgur.com/o8SvuFA.mp4

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Flyinglemur posted:

Look at this nub

What you say when you lose fingat.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

SHITTER IS EXTRA FULL

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
I feel sorry for the cheese spreader at that sandwich finger. Just 12 hour shifts of having cheesy mayo finger.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/fmjq7SS.mp4

ring remake looking weird

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

when the forklift no longer needs a certified human operator, all of your gals will be carted off just like so.

Bad Munki
Nov 4, 2008

We're all mad here.


Sure it’s lifting itself up each step but there’s still a human balancing it. Note that you never actually see the entire handle at the top, it’s always just off screen.

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Bad Munki posted:

Sure it’s lifting itself up each step but there’s still a human balancing it. Note that you never actually see the entire handle at the top, it’s always just off screen.

yeah, this is just the bait end of the machine

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


SimonSays
Aug 4, 2006

Simon is the monkey's name

Ooooh, so that's how you get the pure, uncut electricity.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



If it fits, it zzzzzts.

Kchama
Jul 25, 2007

NoneMoreNegative posted:

What you say when you lose fingat.

drat you, I was rushing to read the rest of the page when I saw that post, and you had to beat me to it.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

PainterofCrap posted:

If it fits, it zzzzzts.

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5mxjzDbECg

I got to see a similar thing happen when they took down an old barn nearby. The demo crew spent half the day with their chainsaws on weed wacker poles cutting beams and hooked the barn up to a big truck with a chain. They pulled, only half the barn fell over.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
This thing looks dangerous af
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPZQ6jZLxUs

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

quote:

The need to replace or rehabilitate the original bridge was identified in 2010 as the structure was determined to be structurally deficient.

“Deficient” my rear end!

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Sound adds to the experience.

https://i.imgur.com/iMj7dYe.mp4

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
In incredibly :nms: news: Four children die, several others critically injured after jumping castle blown into air at Tasmanian school

It's never crossed my mind that jumping castles could just take off, let alone while having several people inside them :smith:

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

wesleywillis posted:

God, how awful would it be to work in the fuckin sandwich factory?

I haven't had to work somewhere quite so awful but being able to listen to headphones or not is make-or-break. A LOT of jobs are going to find themselves "headphones friendly" very soon. There's zero reason not to let somebody on a line like that listen to headphones accept for reasons of superiority and imagined control. They're making the same motions like 10-12 hours a day; they don't need to communicate to the person next to them verbally. They don't even need to speak the same loving language.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

MisterOblivious posted:

I haven't had to work somewhere quite so awful but being able to listen to headphones or not is make-or-break. A LOT of jobs are going to find themselves "headphones friendly" very soon. There's zero reason not to let somebody on a line like that listen to headphones accept for reasons of superiority and imagined control. They're making the same motions like 10-12 hours a day; they don't need to communicate to the person next to them verbally. They don't even need to speak the same loving language.

They might need to hear warnings and alarms and nasty belt malfunction sounds though, right?

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

ILL Machina posted:

They might need to hear warnings and alarms and nasty belt malfunction sounds though, right?

Lol, you think those exist. No, it's 100% managerial dickwaving...

I proved that I could literally do my job with my eyes closed, like a blind person could do that task. Got written up for playing solitaire.

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbykic--SKA&t=986s

Riding a giant keyway cutter (or whatever it is) as if it were a mechanical bull. I'm at work and just burst out laughing.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Not sure this is osha, but...
https://i.imgur.com/uVEy9pD.mp4

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

I bet the poor fukken crab still ended up stir fried in chilli after all that.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Crab: "It's a living!"

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
A good cliffhanger always gives the perception that being rescued is a real crabshoot.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Phanatic posted:

https://man.fas.org/dod-101/sys/ship/ssn-688.htm

"Los Angeles class submarines are divided into two watertight compartments. The forward compartment houses all the living spaces, weapons systems, control centers, and sonar/fire control computers. The after compartment houses the nuclear reactor and the ship's propulsion equipment."

Interesting, I didn't know it only had two compartments. So in the event of a flooding, either the forward or the aft half of the sub floods and you've still got enough reserved bouyancy to get to the surface.

The chamber that didn't flood wouldn't have its air pressure go up, the door bears the pressure just like the hull does.

:lol:

Sorry but it doesn't.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER


ded posted:

:lol:

Sorry but it doesn't.

yeah subs are uh, really terrible places to be

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/CmvECBb.mp4

Zero missing fingats and zero fucks given.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

LifeSunDeath posted:

SHITTER IS EXTRA FULL

Not any more

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/TravisAllen02/status/1471253464042852354

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