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Ragnarok the Red posted:
Well Bobby Petrino went 3-10 and Urban went 2-11, so yes.
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Was that the most disastrous coaching hire of all time?
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Crescent Wrench posted:If we heard so much poo poo while he was still the coach, I really hope players and staff start coming out of the woodwork with more stories now that he's gone. Gonna be the best hit piece parade of all time Watch this motherfucker end up at Cal next year or something else equally stupid
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Lmao Urbz
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Guess I should post that update soon
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Ragnarok the Red posted:
Lou Holtz with the Jets was beyond.
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Dec 16, 2021 06:56
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Oh this is delicious. I bet the line on the Texans/Jags game moves in favor of Jacksonville after this.
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Dec 16, 2021 06:57
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https://twitter.com/chrisvannini/status/1471353881569509383 Shad Khan politely sat through his dork son’s wrestling nerd show and then decided to fire Urban Meyer
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Dec 16, 2021 06:59
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https://twitter.com/Karan0946/status/1471353800900239360
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xbilkis posted:https://twitter.com/chrisvannini/status/1471353881569509383 Another reason why Bryan Danielson is the GOAT
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Dec 16, 2021 07:03
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Thought to put a smile on your face: this is probably the first time Urban's ever been fired. So it probably really upset him.
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Guze posted:Lol fired at midnight Is right hand was fully up some ladies butt he probably had to read the tweet with his left
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Dec 16, 2021 07:07
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Lol, get fuuuucked, Urban.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/allbrightnfl/status/1471359465597247491?s=21
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Dec 16, 2021 07:14
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Lol. And I cannot stress this enough Lmao.
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Dec 16, 2021 07:19
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Shad is making his list and checking it twice. Maybe 3 times this go around https://twitter.com/MySportsUpdate/status/1471362705009385481
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Ragnarok the Red posted:
Lou Holtz and the Jets.
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Dec 16, 2021 07:27
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Wonder who's gonna wade into this poo poo show.
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Dec 16, 2021 07:28
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I can't believe the Texans aren't the league's most dysfunctional team
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Ragnarok the Red posted:
Bill Belichick and the Jets
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Dec 16, 2021 07:30
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davecrazy posted:Lou Holtz and the Jets. At least Lou had the self-awareness to walk away and literally say "God did not put Lou Holtz on this earth to coach in the pros" He also won one more game lol
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Dec 16, 2021 07:30
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the Lions are going to go 1-15-1 this season and still won't be even a tenth of the laughingstock the Jaguars are right now
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Dec 16, 2021 07:31
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The old carousel thread is a trip. Lots of people calling Urban a bad hire as soon as the rumors start and a couple of Jets fans, who thought he might actually end up being their coach, protesting that there’s no way he’s as big a headcase as everyone is saying. mcmagic posted:There is no way he's deranged enough to get as worked up over a loss with a stripped down rebuilding team with zero expectations as he would in college where one loss can ruin your season.
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That one's especially hilarious because he is reportedly deranged enough to get upset over games that literally do not count because he was being a big doofy idiot over preseason, too
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Intruder posted:I can't believe the Texans aren't the league's most dysfunctional team Got bad news on that front. The owner here actually stepped in and fired the powerful sociopath. Stability doesn't equal functional. I'd still rather be a Jags fan than a Texans fan.
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Woozie66 posted:Got bad news on that front. The owner here actually stepped in and fired the powerful sociopath. Stability doesn't equal functional. I'd still rather be a Jags fan than a Texans fan. To bad he didn't fire all of them
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Dec 16, 2021 07:39
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Man what an entertaining disaster.
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The Glumslinger posted:Bill Belichick and the Jets I resign as HC of the NYJ I listened to that press conference live.
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Dec 16, 2021 07:45
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Thank god, (this specific part of) the unending nightmare of Jaguars fandom is finally over
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Dec 16, 2021 07:52
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So is assaulting an employee enough to get fired for cause?
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WEEK 15 UPDATE Oh baby, we got some content now. COOL Bill Belichick, New England Patriots Sean McDermott, Buffalo Bills Brian Flores, Miami Dolphins Mike Tomlin, Pittsburgh Steelers John Harbaugh, Baltimore Ravens Zac Taylor, Cincinnati Bengals Kevin Stefanski, Cleveland Browns Frank Reich, Indianapolis Colts Mike Vrabel, Tennessee Titans Andy Reid, Kansas City Chiefs Mike McCarthy, Dallas Cowboys Ron Rivera, Washington Football Team Matt LaFleur, Green Bay Packers Bruce Arians, Tampa Bay Buccaneers Sean Payton, New Orleans Saints Sean McVay, Los Angeles Rams Kliff Kingsbury, Arizona Cardinals Kyle Shanahan, San Francisco 49ers The Dolphins probably won’t make the playoffs, but it’s a miracle they’re back in the conversation after that 1-7 start, and it looks like Flores has done enough to make it to 2022. I keep waiting for the Cowboys to gently caress it up and they still haven’t, so we’ll have to wait on lighting up those Fat Mike packs. FIRST-YEAR COACHES Robert Saleh, New York Jets David Culley, Houston Texans Brandon Staley, Los Angeles Chargers Nick Sirianni, Philadelphia Eagles Dan Campbell, Detroit Lions Arthur Smith, Atlanta Falcons Saleh and Culley must be elated that Urbz took all the attention away from their own terrible first-year campaigns. MILD Vic Fangio, Denver Broncos – The Broncos refuse to go away, which makes it hard to assess just how warm Fangio really is. They have the Bengals, Chargers, and Chiefs left on their schedule, so there’s no margin for error if they want to sneak into the wild card. The next month could make or break Fangio’s tenure. Joe Judge, New York Giants – Judge got the Dreaded Vote of Confidence this week, but with the state of Giants ownership, they could very well be committed to that for once. With rumors about GM Dave Gettleman potentially retiring, Judge might stumble his way into even more power, which would be hilarious if you’re not a Giants fan. Mike Zimmer, Minnesota Vikings – Of course the Vikings can never make anything simple. A week after losing to the Lions seemingly sealed Zimmer’s fate, they got a big win over the Steelers to stay in the thick of the playoff race. I still feel fairly confident that they’ll move on from Zimmer even if they make the playoffs, but stranger things have happened this season. Pete Carroll, Seattle Seahawks – The Seahawks are finally winning and Russell Wilson is starting to look like Russell Wilson again, but it’s probably too late to save their season. The questions about Carroll’s future haven’t changed since my last update, except now they’re more likely to finish with 6-8 wins than the worst-case scenario (4-5 wins and handing the Jets a top-five pick). Barring a miracle run to the #7 seed, they’re in wait-and-see mode until January. MODERATE Matt Rhule, Carolina Panthers – Things are falling apart pretty quickly in Charlotte. The Cam Newton reunion tour has been a dud, making it even more obvious that their 2022 QB isn’t on the 2021 roster. Joe Brady, once one of the hottest up-and-comers in the coaching world, got unceremoniously fired during the bye week. The roster is stuck in that dreaded purgatory of not being good enough to win now, but not bad enough to build around high draft picks. Rhule does have that big seven-year contract, but as we’re about to see below, that doesn’t guarantee safety at all. If the Panthers have a real long-term vision, I’m still waiting to see it. SPICY HOT Matt Nagy, Chicago Bears – When the Bears were leading the Packers last Sunday night, I joked on Twitter that GB was just playing the long con to keep Nagy employed. Fortunately, things returned to normalcy as the Bears rolled over and died in the second half. Only four more weeks until we’re finally free.  Jon Gruden, Las Vegas Raiders (interim coach: Rich Bisaccia) – Eventually I’ll learn how to spell his name without having to Google it first. Urban Meyer, Jacksonville Jaguars (interim coach: Darrell Bevell) – And so ends the most disastrous NFL coaching tenure of the modern era, at least since Bobby Petrino. Nearly every week was filled with some bizarre embarrassing scandal, going all the way back to the beginning when he hired that racist S&C coach who had to immediately resign. The final indignity came courtesy of Josh Lambo, who revealed that Meyer kicked him and insulted him during training camp. That was enough for Shad Khan to finally pull the plug, just a couple days after a weak public statement saying he needed time to evaluate things or whatever. Meyer is rightfully getting buried now, and he’ll likely never coach again. But this just raises further questions about Shad Khan, who yet again has to backpedal on a bad personnel decision. The Jaguars are about to be on their sixth head coach since Khan bought the team in 2011 (not counting multiple interim coaches), their only winning season is that beautifully weird outlier of 2017, and Urbz isn’t even the first coach he fired one year in. We all love the stache, and his son runs a really fun wrestling show, but the Jaguars have been a rudderless shambles under Shad’s watch. He absolutely needs to nail his next coaching hire before they risk ruining Trevor Lawrence, now the most important employee in that building
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Shad Khan watched a Bryan Danielson match and then was inspired to go kick someone's loving head in. Also big ups to Two Time Interim Head Coach Darrell Bevell.
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Shad has to absolutely crush this next hire right? He went from Coughlin getting the team informally blacklisted in public to the Urban Meyer disaster.
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I would say he really needs to not gently caress this one up, but, it's not like there's any consequences if he does.
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If I were Shad Khan my ploy from here on out would be to only hire up and coming coordinators in the hope that they would turn into the next big thing No more splashy poo poo, no more retreads. If the gamble doesn't work out, it doesn't work out, but at least I'm trying. My specific choice right now would be Eric Bienemy, fwiw
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Dec 16, 2021 08:13
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I feel like some college somewhere will hire Urban again, it’s just a matter of when. He’s much more suited for being the God-King of some high-tier college town like Gainesville or Columbus, some awful SEC team will bite that bullet. Ironically, I feel like he might have actually torched his rep enough to not get back into broadcasting, he was never an interesting personality but he had credentials, whereas now all anyone is gonna think of when they see him is a big whiny baby who threw a tantrum so petty that it got him fired, and also is bad at cheating on his wife. Then again I bet the line for being on Fox Sports is still somewhere down below the Earth’s crust so maybe he’ll be analyzing Big Ten football again before we know it
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If I'm Shad I have Trevor sitting in the room for every interview and giving him a shortlist of candidates to pick from. He obviously hasn't been good this year but they desperately need him to fulfill his potential, they need a guy that can build his confidence back up and coach bad habits out of him. You drafted him to be the face of the franchise, now it's on you to build his support network.
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Lmaoo. Jags gonna jag
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DC Murderverse posted:Gonna be the best hit piece parade of all time Nah Berkeley’s too smart for that He’ll con some flailing big 10 or 12 program and then get fired from that too with another guaranteed payout like Charlie Weis
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