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skewetoo posted:The shadow people are onto us the astral plane lucid dream crew. An invisible war is upon us https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umzgS2VbINY
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Dec 16, 2021 16:19
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toggle posted:p'nut butter
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Dec 16, 2021 16:34
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p’nussy
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Dec 16, 2021 16:40
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how had i never seen this article before https://www.vice.com/en/article/a3b4qb/how-the-increasing-belief-in-extraterrestrials-inspires-our-real-world-v26n1 quote:In his work, he helps create technologies that help people recover from illnesses, such as cancer. But the inspiration for some of Thomas’s most successful technologies—such as implant devices that are etched with a laser and coded so that human tissue recognizes them as itself, and not a foreign agent, or the use of an ancient stem cell that appears to help alleviate pain associated with cancer—is not something he openly shares. Why? Because, he explained to me, the implants were inspired by “nonhuman intelligence.” In other words, it wasn’t his own brilliant idea, nor was it another human’s. He believes that it came from a supernatural source, perhaps extraterrestrial. quote:New work has suggested that human beings might be the “new technology” that will eventually populate other planets, galaxies, or universes. A recent presentation at the Harvard Medical School’s Consortium for Space Genetics argued that the people who would be best equipped to explore space would be those whose brains were attuned to nontraditional forms of knowledge, who have the ability to know things beyond normal means, somewhat like a sixth sense. These brains were referred to in the conference as “hyper.”
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Dec 16, 2021 17:52
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global tetrahedron posted:how had i never seen this article before quote:…information provided to them through mental downloads. need to upgrade from my slow rear end dial up
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Dec 16, 2021 18:14
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Mola Yam posted:what do aliens smell like It's an earthy, peaty smell. With just a hint of lilac.
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Dec 16, 2021 18:27
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Lots of people wonder why, if the aliens are benevolent and so technologically advanced, why they don't share that tech with us so we can have better lives? And the answer is they do, aliens chill in the astral planes and beam technology into the brains of scientists when they're sleeping or daydreaming or whatever. Mendeleev literally saw the entire periodic table of elements in a dream. Other times they'll manipulate the timeline to cause unlikely coincidences; that's how stuff like LSD and penicillin get discovered. And the funny thing is everyone thinks this is normal. When religious people have visions of god we all laugh and call them schizophrenic lunatics; when scientists have visions that lay out scientific facts in precise detail everyone shrugs and talks about the power of the unconscious mind. The only people who actually acknowledge that the source of their inspiration is friendly beings in the astral planes beaming poo poo into their brain are those artists who talk about having a muse.
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Dec 16, 2021 18:38
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Mola Yam posted:what do aliens smell like burnt toast
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Dec 16, 2021 18:49
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skewetoo posted:The shadow people are onto us the astral plane lucid dream crew. An invisible war is upon us
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Dec 16, 2021 19:26
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Allright, the pnutty saga increases its momentum, with less than w week until the 21st of December, they're building up momentum / expectations: https://twitter.com/SandiaWisdom/status/1471493411848941582 Waiting for pnuts to photobomb a public event. I hope for Radar (the one with the hat obsession) in a cowboy costume, at least that would alleviate fears.
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Dec 16, 2021 19:32
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goochtit posted:My EBT is fuckin charged they don't stand a chance benefits dont cover "unhealthy" spacefoods typical spaceism
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Dec 16, 2021 19:32
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The Saucer Hovers posted:benefits dont cover "unhealthy" spacefoods typical spaceism thanks space obama
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Dec 16, 2021 19:34
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Sandia the ET posted:by many members of the federation Everybody is going to feel real funny when it's revealed that this contact has not been from the benevolent Federation... but the glorious Klingon Empire. Q'apla, fellow warriors, we will soon dine in st-vo-kor!
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Dec 16, 2021 19:57
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Rudeboy Detective posted:Everybody is going to feel real funny when it's revealed that this contact has not been from the benevolent Federation... but the glorious Klingon Empire. when the galactic hegemony lands on the white house lawn and representatives from a hundred civilizations stream out to welcome us, we will ask them why they have been visiting us without making contact. was it scientific research? were you judging us to see if we are worthy? was that the bad aliens and you are just defending us? after a moment, their leader will step forward and say "have you all seen the faces you make when you are scared? funniest poo poo in the galaxy" and then they will do a crude pantomime of a scared person while the entire assemblage bursts into laughter
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Dec 16, 2021 20:21
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skewetoo posted:need to upgrade from my slow rear end dial up https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzE7S3na3J0
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Dec 16, 2021 20:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7FtnjIUl-U
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Dec 16, 2021 21:06
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SavageGentleman posted:Allright, the pnutty saga increases its momentum, with less than w week until the 21st of December, they're building up momentum / expectations: thanks jrooti. call me
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Dec 16, 2021 21:09
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Never try to do astral on a first date
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Dec 16, 2021 21:16
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If I had to describe jrooti's face I would say it's reminiscent of a star trek supporting character, like the cardassians are stealing her planet's water supply or something.
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Dec 16, 2021 21:18
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neutral milf hotel posted:burnt toast That's a deep cut Dr. Penfield
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Dec 16, 2021 21:19
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SavageGentleman posted:Allright, the pnutty saga increases its momentum, with less than w week until the 21st of December, they're building up momentum / expectations: too late 
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Dec 16, 2021 21:39
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Wheeee posted:https://open.spotify.com/track/2RbhxvaZ533cljJuymzEe3?si=5c61c3e6f08a497b Barry Foster posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAv5pLO37mE Riot Bimbo posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egfMAwcpIq4  
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Dec 16, 2021 21:49
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dhw-hP2MPw4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqaAs_3azSs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbb316gp78A 
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Dec 16, 2021 21:51
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https://twitter.com/LueElizondo/status/1471581475623424001
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Dec 16, 2021 22:34
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I want a seat on that spaceship
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Dec 16, 2021 22:41
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all aboard lue's astral ark this is captain p'nutty speaking please stow ur crystals while we enter the wormhole
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Dec 16, 2021 22:43
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all aboard the luetrain chlue chlue chlue
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Dec 16, 2021 22:49
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I need my JO crystals on my body to make sure Im protected!! I want to talk to your manager!?!
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Dec 16, 2021 22:51
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SavageGentleman posted:I need my JO crystals on my body to make sure Im protected!! I want to talk to your manager!?! the captain needs to use the hyper crystal if the passengers are using theirs at the same time it could cause interference or that's what they want u to think...
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Dec 16, 2021 22:56
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we think the p'nuttys are our friends but they're just the space illuminati, here to steal our fluids
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Dec 16, 2021 22:57
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Dec 16, 2021 23:02
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Lue being Trumps alt would be an absolutely world ending twist
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Dec 16, 2021 23:03
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP94wR-wq4g
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Dec 16, 2021 23:07
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Pffffwhat the gently caress we have actual phasers now
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Dec 16, 2021 23:11
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Lue, input coordinates for interstellar body S6-G325 into the navicomputer, designation ‘Meat Planet’
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Dec 16, 2021 23:16
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Inspector Hound posted:Pffffwhat the gently caress we have actual phasers now they have pain rays too and robot dogs with machine guns and robot dudes that can do backflips and autonomous AI drones with guns and brain implants that allow blind people to see and other brain implants that let u fly airplanes and drone swarms with your mind
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Dec 16, 2021 23:21
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I thought the pain rays and mind controlled drones were still somewhere between theoretical and fake e or was it that pain rays were an unavoidable side effect of wireless power
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Dec 16, 2021 23:24
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jrooti sounds like a heavens gate name
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Dec 16, 2021 23:42
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jrooti tooty fresh n lue-ty
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Dec 16, 2021 23:50
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jroody
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Dec 16, 2021 23:52
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