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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Jesus all of that is so embarrassing. Just put it behind you, man

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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Miss Haversham vibes from the world’s youngest garfield licensee (how many licensees are there, it’s not as if garf is a franchise operation)

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

Frank Frank posted:

he's still making that face. Please someone tell him to stop making that fuckin' face.

orange steel

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Frank Frank posted:

he's still making that face. Please someone tell him to stop making that fuckin' face.

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s mayonnaise

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

wynott dunn posted:

Maybe he’s born with it, maybe it’s mayonnaise

Fuckin' lmao

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Jesus all of that is so embarrassing. Just put it behind you, man

Got to love it when someone keeps digging up their greatest embarrassments to lament how awful they were instead of just letting them stay buried and forgotten.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Escape From Noise posted:

It had a moment of accidental introspection.


Reminder of something that I feel may have been kina buried the first time

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4247776/?ref_=nm_knf_i3
"An Arab and a Jew torn apart by history and brought together as a grocery store to solve the Middle East crisis with one hummus at a time."

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
What the gently caress

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic
Poor Ahmed and Howard, forever cursed to live out their tortured existence as a grocery store.

EDIT: NO WAIT NO WAIT!

Foreverial grocerized Ahmed and Howard, fully hummussed permanently and loving it.

Blue Moonlight fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Dec 17, 2021

Big Butt Skinner
Apr 16, 2005

Blueprints of the dummy...
Notarized photos of you making the dummy...
And an alternate wording for the banner: "Buttzilla."

steinrokkan posted:

Reminder of something that I feel may have been kina buried the first time

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4247776/?ref_=nm_knf_i3
"An Arab and a Jew torn apart by history and brought together as a grocery store to solve the Middle East crisis with one hummus at a time."

I just saw this IG story and came here to post "wait wtf was this???"

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
It's on YouTube. It's worse than you think.

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yutQiCSUNOQ

i don't think this was buried, i think thies thread has just been around so long that people lose track of all the crazy

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?
howard eat my hummussy

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Jesus Christ, I gotta try swindling this guy. I gotta at least say I tried.

AdmiralViscen
Nov 2, 2011

It’s funny how you can figure out what page someone started reading the thread by their reaction to the ridiculous things that bubble back up to the surface lol

AdmiralViscen
Nov 2, 2011

Pro tip: start at page 1

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Last Chance posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yutQiCSUNOQ

i don't think this was buried, i think thies thread has just been around so long that people lose track of all the crazy

I'm about 1 minute and what

The writing is so incredibly forced!

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008



I love me, I feed me, I don't leave me

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Well that’s loving insane trash.

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Last Chance posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yutQiCSUNOQ

i don't think this was buried, i think thies thread has just been around so long that people lose track of all the crazy

Hey, wait a second, some names:


Look awfully familiar:



I hope “I Love Me” is part of the Mazri Cinematic Universe established by “Ahmed and Howard”.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Elephant Ambush posted:

What the gently caress

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem

Last Chance posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yutQiCSUNOQ

i don't think this was buried, i think thies thread has just been around so long that people lose track of all the crazy

Hollywood just wasn't ready for its first openly space-alien actor.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Seth Pecksniff posted:

I'm about 1 minute and what

The writing is so incredibly forced!
This was really the first clue that only amazing things were in store, as I feel almost any poster in this thread could have written funnier dialogue in five minutes

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av
Nathen isn't a good dancer, and I'm pretty sure you can see him counting steps at one part lol

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

It’s weird they didn’t shop out that forehead vein tbh

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
I made it all the way to "Mazri Pictures"

Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

by sebmojo
Oh my God I just realized the hummus is about to pour onto them in that poster. He's making an ahegao bukkake face

no_tears
Dec 20, 2020

Bing Bong
Mom, hold me.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Watch the whole thing, cowards

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

It’s weird they didn’t shop out that forehead vein tbh

i wish he'd shop out the forehead

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Mimesweeper posted:

i wish he'd shop out the heads

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Elephant Ambush posted:

Watch the whole thing, cowards

I did, and the drunk old lady is the best character. Go, pushy inebriated personification of the US!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Elephant Ambush posted:

Watch the whole thing, cowards
it feels feature-length

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph
Hey guys I didn't know there was a Garfield thread, what's new

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Wowporn posted:

Hey guys I didn't know there was a Garfield thread, what's new

Garfield is real, and he DOESN'T gently caress!

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Ghostlight posted:

it feels feature-length

It's longer than you think, Garf.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

steinrokkan posted:

Reminder of something that I feel may have been kina buried the first time

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4247776/?ref_=nm_knf_i3
"An Arab and a Jew torn apart by history and brought together as a grocery store to solve the Middle East crisis with one hummus at a time."


I still haven't watched the whole thing. I keep trying but I just can't.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Escape From Noise posted:

I still haven't watched the whole thing. I keep trying but I just can't.

Same here, friend, same here

wynott dunn
Aug 9, 2006

What is to be done?

Who or what can challenge, and stand a chance at beating, the corporate juggernauts dominating the world?

Escape From Noise posted:

I still haven't watched the whole thing. I keep trying but I just can't.

Do we eventually find out who is wearing the Garf suit, and more importantly who is wearing the human suit?

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

wynott dunn posted:

Do we eventually find out who is wearing the Garf suit, and more importantly who is wearing the human suit?

Donnie Garfo

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