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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Fall off the house of urkel

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Hamburger

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mnnRulyE1D4

Here's a solid bitch track for y'all to enjoy while I am AFK (away from keyboard)

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

thread continues to entertain and educate

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
Hamburger.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Hamburger?

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

:hai: :hai:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i was thinking about making a thread for short, low view count YouTube videos. it's so easy to find the weirdest poo poo just by putting in some word.avi or a random string of letters

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLJjr5vmXKs

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
lol who the heck names a dog carl

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
hi honey, yes carl ate cat poop again this morning before humping old man harold's leg.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

These boys are done



What is this

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The Bloop posted:

What is this

Zucchini cheese crisps. Zucchini, some egg, and cheddar/pepperjack/a little bit of parm

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Zucchini cheese crisps. Zucchini, some egg, and cheddar/pepperjack/a little bit of parm

Brunch cookie

Ok I can dig it

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I'm finally mostly recovered from illness and I'm trying to psyche myself up into being productive today

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



I want to

- go to the weed store
- go the beverage store and buy some bass beer
- go to somewhere and buy some lunch
- clean up my house
- do the dishes
- do laundry
- rearrange my bedroom
- exercise

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



god that sounds like a lot when I write it out

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I think I'm going to sink back some piss even though it's Saturday

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

I think I'm going to sink back some piss even though it's Saturday

:haibrow:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

just picked up some fin du monde and also some rochefort 8 for the even'

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Rock fart

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

just picked up some fin du monde and also some rochefort 8 for the even'

God drat it

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
yo udidnt pick up either of those things actually you picked up some BRITISH PISS you god damned pisser brit

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

La piss da rear end, my favorite beer!!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Aardvark! posted:

yo udidnt pick up either of those things actually you picked up some BRITISH PISS you god damned pisser brit

I'm sensing hostility

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Big Beef City posted:

I'm sensing hostility

hot cocoa is either some snidely whiplash looking Quebecer or possibly a Frenchman or possibly Gordon Ramsay and I'm going to figure out which so we can flame him more appropriately now are you going to loving help me or what

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
more like Quepecker

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




I like the idea, I'm not sure I can get with aardvark on aardvark violence

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Aardvark! posted:

hot cocoa is either some snidely whiplash looking Quebecer or possibly a Frenchman or possibly Gordon Ramsay and I'm going to figure out which so we can flame him more appropriately now are you going to loving help me or what

Have you considered they might actually be Batman

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

I like the idea, I'm not sure I can get with aardvark on aardvark violence

it's ok those aren't aardvarks they're anteaters!!

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Aardvark! posted:

it's ok those aren't aardvarks they're anteaters!!

Ah, ok! gently caress anteaters!

I am still not into animal fights

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Ah, ok! gently caress anteaters!

I am still not into animal fights

im not either op but i still lol'd. And that's a check you can cash anywhere.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Aardvark! posted:

more like Quepecker

Is that Spanish for "what dick"?

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Aardvark! posted:

im not either op but i still lol'd. And that's a check you can cash anywhere.

gently caress yeah!
*drives to ATM*
*stuffs Aardvark in an envelope*

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Tip posted:

the story my dad told me about the horns is that my grandpa got them as payment for assembling someone's car

he would do mechanical work for barter because everyone in their area was incredibly poor

This just reminded me of a story my parents used to always tell. My dad was an electronics technician and he would sometimes get barter for fixing people's stuff. One time he was paid with moonshine and it was apparently put in a rum bottle. I guess it also smelled like rum cause my mom used it to make rum cake. She was a substitute teacher so she brought it to school. All the teachers loved it. Then my mom went home and told my dad and he was like... where did you get that rum... of course my mom was super surprised. I don't know if she ever told the teachers they ate moonshine cake.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



It could have been rum if it was made with sugar/molasses
Either way, it probs was delicious in a cake even if it was just corn mash

Your mom is awesome fyi

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Tip posted:

I bought one of those because the bottle was cool and it was pretty cheap for the size

my only memory is thinking it was ok but being kinda disappointed, like the bottle set me up to think it was gonna be better than it was

that is a reasonable reaction to MM

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I want to bring back the mexican style poncho, who is with me

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I want to bring back the mexican style poncho, who is with me

as long as they have lots of pockets on the inside I'm in. coats with lots of inner pockets are the best

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I assume they have secret pockets on the inside

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