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I really dislike the "Adam is Javi" theory. When Shauna is googling herself in ep 5 there's a split second shot of a link to a reddit thread asking if any of the Yellowjackets survivors are single so I kinda hope he's like a creepy weirdo into the whole thing and only getting close to her because of it. I think that would be a fun contrast to the way people have been trying to get Tai to divulge what happened-- people who use their influence and power to force you to disclose your trauma vs the people who try to get really close and intimate with you in the hopes you'll open up and spill. Either way there was a shot from one of the trailers where Shauna is pointing a knife at him so yeah, I think she'll get wise to his tomfoolery eventually. coronatae fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Dec 17, 2021 |
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Done  Wasn't sure if I needed to since it was shown in the series trailer released on Oct 27. But it is a real blink-and-you-miss-it moment!
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This week's "Reading Comprehension Whomst?" award goes to everyone speculating that Coach Scott is the father of Shauna's baby
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Dec 18, 2021 06:54
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Dawg you gotta start quoting these weirdos. I really wanna know how they get to these conclusions. Is this how some people watch things? Like do they sit down to watch an episode of Mad Men by dropping acid in a sensory deprivation tank and just imagining what happens?
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I actually have a screenshot I can post once I censor usernames lol IMO there are 2 factors at play here. Factor 1 is that there are some truly stupid people in this world who can't comprehend what's happenin onscreen unless a Carrie Bradshaw narrator comes on and dictates "And then Shauna and Jeff had sex. And even though Shauna made an elaborate threat about what would happen if Jeff came in her, he still came in her and Sperm A met Egg B and just like that, Shauna was pregnant by Jeff before she even got on the plane 💅" This is also a symptom of terminal CinemaSins poisoning Factor 2 is a result of whatever the gently caress happened with Lost and Game of Thrones and whatever else-- the writers were mad that fans figured out where they were planning to go with the story so they rewrote it to be entirely unpredictable. Now people watch shows and guess the absolute wildest left-field outcomes because they have no reason to think the writers won't do something that stupid.
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coronatae posted:This week's "Reading Comprehension Whomst?" award goes to everyone speculating that Coach Scott is the father of Shauna's baby I do think there's going to be some fuckery where she tries to convince everyone that coach, Travis or Javi got her pregnant so she doesn't have to tell Jackie the truth.
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Hey now. Don’t discount Jacques. He’s only been specified as missing fingers. Did I miss why the cabin corpse is French (I’m assuming -Canadian)? It’d actually be pretty in character for a bunch of teens to just make up a name and now that’s 100% deffo the dude’s background now.
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Dead trapper found in a cabin in the north woods sounds pretty french-canadian to me.
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Medullah posted:I do think there's going to be some fuckery where she tries to convince everyone that coach, Travis or Javi got her pregnant so she doesn't have to tell Jackie the truth. Comedy option: Shauna "confesses" to actually hooking up with Randy loving Walsh even though she made such a fuss about the idea when she was getting ready for the party. Here is the screenshot I mentioned  There is also someone on one of the facebook groups asking for a translation of an article Misty had in her Citizen Detective Expanding File (TM). They will not accept that although the headline of the article is in English, the body is just Lorem Ipsum filler with no deeper meaning.
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He can't be the dad, early on she clearly told him to pull out. vvv excellent point withak fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Dec 19, 2021 |
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Plus Shauna is too old to get pregnant, if anyone gets pregnant it's probably one of those young girls whose plane crashed.
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I wonder if the guy got suicided because he knew where those girls are, and theres somebody stopping them from getting rescued!
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Tuna quiche  that entire sequence was a masterclass on uncomfortable scenes
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Two minutes in to the newest episode and the show has gone full L O S T. Edit: Okay, I'm about ten minutes in and L O S T would never have loving done that Open Source Idiom fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Dec 19, 2021 |
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Jesus. That was probably the first time any tv show had the guts to show an attempt at DIY abortion. Also, Nat's boyfriend is a bit of an insecure rear end in a top hat "What number would I be?" cant cook creole bream fucked around with this message at 18:32 on Dec 19, 2021 |
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cant cook creole bream posted:Jesus. That was probably the first time any tv show had the guts to show an attempt at DIY abortion. Welp that scene wins the award for "TV scene that made my testicles retract into my body the deepest" this year.
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Gave me Vietnam flashbacks to getting an IUD placed. Kudos to them for not only showing it, but for doing a really loving good job showing it. It was exactly as terrifying and visceral as it needed to be, but it never got lurid. The acting was fantastic. Shauna brought Jackie's bottle of Sea Breeze with her for disinfectant. Misty is so extra. I love her. Tai was sweating bullets when Nat started calling Jessica Roberts, looks like the truth is still going to come out. I'm really excited for next week, Tai will be assembling her own little Forlorn Hope except the Forlorn Hope actually did succeed in getting the Donner Party rescued. I don't know what exactly will happen but I am pre-emptively dedicating it to all the dipshits I've seen commenting like "if I was stranded in the woods after a plane crash with limited food and water and no sense of where I was, I would simply Leave 😌" This week's fandom slapfights are: -Some of the movies in Jackie's journal are from after 1997. Production error or hint? -Coach Scott having all those condoms means he's having an affair with one of the girls on the team, and not that he was planning to run for Mayor of Pound Town, Seattle Division (I do think that could be a plot point though-- Nat and Travis discuss the condoms and Misty's "secret boyfriend" and put two and two together. Poor Coach) ETA: Xiahou Dun I think you and I would both lie facedown on the floor for 45 minutes for Melanie Lynskey coronatae fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Dec 20, 2021 |
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coronatae posted:-Coach Scott having all those condoms means he's having an affair with one of the girls on the team, and not that he was planning to run for Mayor of Pound Town, Seattle Division I joked about this before, but only slightly. Now I'm a bit more convinced: i reckon he was loving the other coach, Travis's dad.
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I’m watching it now and I’ll write more later but really quick : 1) “Secret boyfriend”, Misty? Really? In a population of three dudes, assuming we like Voltron Javi and Jacque de Corpse together. loving smooth. Even if that was fake secret it was too obvious. 2) We need to talk about the real unspeakable tragedy and horror in the show : Taissa and Simone have a pretty dope kitchen and they aren’t doing poo poo with it. A lot of their stuff is more to look nice than be good, sure, but that range is great and I’ve had apartments that were smaller than that island. I could cook so much with that set up and you can tell neither one of them cooks! Their knives are trash!!! I haven’t read the thread yet today so there’s probably stuff to respond to like someone is convinced Mari’s a wendigo or some poo poo, but I had to say something. PS that island would be so good for making dumplings! You could have like a whole make your own dumpling dinner party around that thing!
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I love the rare occasions when I catch things faster than my wife. Realizing exactly what and who the lady in the tree was and the connection to dirt-eating-Taissa made me grin. It's a nice twist, I'm finding this rather good psych horror for a change.
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coronatae posted:Tuna quiche Right?!? Can't we go back to eating people? That was a lot less gross. coronatae posted:Gave me Vietnam flashbacks to getting an IUD placed. Kudos to them for not only showing it, but for doing a really loving good job showing it. It was exactly as terrifying and visceral as it needed to be, but it never got lurid. The acting was fantastic. Shauna brought Jackie's bottle of Sea Breeze with her for disinfectant. I mean, toss in a podcast and "lying on the floor facedown" is basically one of my top leisure activities. So it's not exactly the biggest compliment to her. Thoughts and responses : gently caress yes, looking forward to poo poo just going full-on teen-girl The Terror next week. Merry Christmas bitches. (Yes there's a new episode on the 26th, I just checked. I look forward to trying to sneak in a watch of my murder lesbian cannibal show in between egg nog and playing with my nephew.) That scene was uh yeah. Oof. Looking forward to all the sex I'm never having again remembering that. Good call on the IUD by the way ; I've never had one because of anatomical reasons, but I've been present during that and yuuuuuup that's probably the closest parallel you're gonna get in a normal lived experience because (hopefully) woods abortions remain rare. Nocturnal, arboreal Taissa is loving terrifying and I liked the repetition of it. (In the second scene, did anyone else think she was wearing a bone necklace or something for a second? Maybe I'm going crazy but I think there was a trick of the light that made me think.) And the line-delivery when she dismissed Lottie's question was perfection. I guess she got possessed by a [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pica_(disorder)]pica ghost[url]. A pic-ergeist. (Although if the writers have a third of a brain, it's a really natural thing to weave together Lottie's possible "predictions" and a common nutrient-deficiency disorder ; that's money on the table right there!) Mayor of Pound Town is going on my next set of business cards. Although, just as a funny thing : [url=https://www.google.com/search?q=pound+town+store&oq=pound+town&aqs=chrome.2.69i57j0i512l4j46i512j46i175i199i512j0i512l2j46i512.5482j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8]Pound Town[url] is the British equivalent of a dollar store. That's not a helpful fact, but at least now you can try and force jokes about how Brits can't help spending their whole wad when they visit Pound Town. Please keep posting as much of these idiots as you want, I can't get enough of people being that stupid. It reminds me of teaching, but in a good way cause I'm not responsible for them and can just laugh while they accidentally eat their feet or whatever. Finally : Å̶̖͙̻̆̚͠ͅL̸̘̖͍͈̳̐L̵̰̼͗͌̋͝ ̵̣͍̘̬̬̻́̊̐̑̈H̷̻̩̱̼̤̓̃Ā̸̹͍̩̫͛͊̄͆̕Ĭ̷͔̉͗̇͂Ľ̶͚̰̭̤̫̤̒́̈͂͂̀ ̷̟̤̋̊ͅT̸̻̅̃̂̔̾͘͘͜H̵̙̘͈͙͆͠Ē̴͕͖͕̇́̓ ̷͓͍̔̐͝B̴̫̦́̄̀L̴̙͈͛̎̏̑̚Ǫ̶̫͓̤̈́̔̎̑̿͠Õ̵̬̮̙̣D̵̙̝̟͓͚̦̅̈́̀́ ̴̗͈̽͊̈́̎̑̏͝S̶͖͛̈́͜T̸̪̖̆͛̊̚A̵̹͠G̶̰̓̋
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The British equivalent of a two-dollar shop is a "pound store", not "pound town", LMAO.
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taking my wife to pound town to save money
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I’m not the Mayor of Pound Town, I’m the Head of Public Works : cause I’m excavating and laying pipe. Ninja : more like pubic works hur hur
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I love that 'giving birth to a cooked chicken and then eating it' barely registers on the crazy-scale for this show.
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Open Source Idiom posted:The British equivalent of a two-dollar shop is a "pound store", not "pound town", LMAO. It's "poundland", actually  I just watched all the episodes over the course of a week. Show owns and is definitely right up my alley but I'm not very optimistic about them stretching this out for 5 seasons without it getting utterly ridiculous. I guess we can worry about that later though.
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O poo poo, yeah, I meant “Pound Land”. In fairness 1) my source was a half-assed memory from an episode of Blank Check and 2) I’m dumber than a box of hair.
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magiccarpet posted:I love that 'giving birth to a cooked chicken and then eating it' barely registers on the crazy-scale for this show. "Did you dream about your hamburger baby again?"
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What are the odds Jeff isn't actually cheating on Shawna and that was a weird thing with the hotel and he really is having inventory database issues at work?
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D34THROW posted:What are the odds Jeff isn't actually cheating on Shawna and that was a weird thing with the hotel and he really is having inventory database issues at work? I don't think it's the inventory thing, he's lying about something but I also think he's not cheating.
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D34THROW posted:What are the odds Jeff isn't actually cheating on Shawna and that was a weird thing with the hotel and he really is having inventory database issues at work? That lady was an SAP consultant he was hiring to fix his ERP poo poo
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mobby_6kl posted:That lady was an SAP consultant he was hiring to fix his ERP poo poo And she’s working off an expense account so she can afford dinner and drinks at the hotel.
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He’s actually been taking dance classes to surprise her for their anniversary. He’s getting pretty good, and has found that expressing himself in different ways has made him more sensitive to her needs and more willing to try new things. It’s been a lot of work and he hates keeping secrets from her, but he really thinks she’ll love the surprise and can’t wait to see how happy it makes her. He hopes it can grow and expand as part of their lives and as a way for them to continue to share something as they continue on together. He loves Shauna so much.
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Xiahou Dun posted:He loves Shauna so much.
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Definitely not. Ninja cause I definitely read the post right first time.
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