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Honestly I dismissed the whole ocean thing out of hand when I first heard it (not the war just aliens having bases in the ocean), but if UFOs are real and extraterrestrial (or even just future humans) it makes a ton of sense. If the thousands of UFOs that have been sighted were all entering and exiting the atmosphere from space it would probably be harder to keep under wraps. There are a ton of eyes monitoring that poo poo because of ICBMs and satellites and science etc. The ocean is vast and plenty of areas get almost zero traffic even on the surface much less way down deep. If they were all coming from space that would mean they either have FTL that can traverse hundreds of light years instantaneously or they have a base or ship in the solar system which would be increasingly harder to hide over the past few decades. If you were something else that wanted to be on earth for any number of reasons the ocean would make the most sense if you wanted to hide.
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 02:30 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:18 |
D-Pad posted:Honestly I dismissed the whole ocean thing out of hand when I first heard it
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 02:42 |
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I read some ufo interview with a military person recently suggesting that there's one weird trick to summon ships out of the sea and that's fascinating, the navy just has to go to the right place and wave their arms around and tictac appears implies that it's some kind of automated system that can be figured out which owns
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 02:52 |
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this is me reading this thread https://twitter.com/GumbyScreens/status/1472346036769275905
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 03:14 |
neutral milf hotel posted:this is me reading this thread very
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 03:16 |
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Ok skinwalker book is real bad. Starts off saying how it has bonifeds then just does hearsay and never goes into methods. Just trust me the brave veterinarians just no it's mutilation that's not done by a wild animal just trust the unnamed vets.
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 03:26 |
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Hooplah posted:birds hell yeah deerhoof rocks
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 03:39 |
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My friend had this to report today (18th):Daddy Catholic posted:I couldn’t find anything but early this morning I saw something burning in the sky and it stopped and then stayed still in the sky for like 1 minute and then disappeared Maybe someone else saw it or has more information?
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 03:40 |
Junkie Disease posted:Ok skinwalker book is real bad. Starts off saying how it has bonifeds then just does hearsay and never goes into methods.
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 03:51 |
my bony fealty posted:I read some ufo interview with a military person recently suggesting that there's one weird trick to summon ships out of the sea and that's fascinating, the navy just has to go to the right place and wave their arms around and tictac appears That would be interesting. A base some species setup thousands or millions of years ago because earth has life and it still does its automation stuff but the species has long since gone extinct. The military can't get too close to it underwater without getting owned so they just throw their hands up and ignore it while making anybody who talks about UFOs seem crazy.
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 04:51 |
can’t shake this feeling that chris and lue’s excellent adventure to bring disclosure is actually a bogus journey to get out ahead of something inevitable and manage the narrative
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 05:38 |
Wheeee posted:can’t shake this feeling that chris and lue’s excellent adventure to bring disclosure is actually a bogus journey to get out ahead of something inevitable and manage the narrative tabby's star is being real weird again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSCN09SSRck
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 05:43 |
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Wheeee posted:can’t shake this feeling that chris and lue’s excellent adventure to bring disclosure is actually a bogus journey to get out ahead of something inevitable and manage the narrative yea. one way or another we're eventually going to face the music
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 05:45 |
there's also plans to start messaging oumuamua on christmas eve: https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/local-news/oh-lake/eastlake-native-to-make-communication-effort-with-asteroid
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 05:48 |
Wheeee posted:can’t shake this feeling that chris and lue’s excellent adventure to bring disclosure is actually a bogus journey to get out ahead of something inevitable and manage the narrative like what?
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 05:56 |
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Junkie Disease posted:Ok skinwalker book is real bad. Starts off saying how it has bonifeds then just does hearsay and never goes into methods. First of all, don’t read books before giving them as a gift! (half-joking, doubt your pops gives a poo poo) Secondly, if you feel that way about Skinwalkers, return the Harvesting Souls book I recommended as soon as possible.
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 07:08 |
Wheeee posted:can’t shake this feeling that chris and lue’s excellent adventure to bring disclosure is actually a bogus journey to get out ahead of something inevitable and manage the narrative lue vs pnutty
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 07:19 |
Bilirubin posted:like what? no idea, just a feeling there’s a consistent theme in Lue’s talks that hey sure, some people had done some bad poo poo way before our time, but the modern military and IC are mostly stand-up folk trying to be as forthright as possible maybe this is just a guy grappling with cognitive dissonance over his career path, and maybe he’s part of an effort to do preemptive damage control over the US government having locked potential answers to humanity’s questions about the nature of reality and our place in it away deep inside the private military industrial complex Lue’s still on someone’s payroll, tho we don’t know who, and he was not a small time bureaucratic worker drone, fucker’s up to something
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 10:10 |
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well hes not stupid, and he knows his audience ranges from true believers to ppl who would check for themselves if the USG said the sky was blue, so he kinda has to do the "well shucks my ex colleagues and bosses are kinda massive liars but not me" angle watching with baited breath myself but more for info on his angle, not really expecting anymore NYT style dumps
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 11:42 |
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You know this really is kind of never addressed in sci-fi stuff
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 14:04 |
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Inspector Hound posted:You know this really is kind of never addressed in sci-fi stuff there was some sci fi movie I watched where the hero's escape pod launched into the ocean and started flooding because the engineering challenges of "keep pressure inside vs vacuum" and "keep fish and fish accessories out of the dang pod" are different and I liked that touch I also don't remember what movie it was but it also had like these janky hand crank laser guns if that helps you find it, it might have been pandorum but I don't really want to re watch that
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 14:12 |
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The Demilich posted:My friend had this to report today (18th): SpaceX launch from VAFB
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 15:17 |
Talked my wife into trying Gateway to help with her anxiety: "It was fine." "Would do it again" She found Monroe's voice charming e: also https://twitter.com/andrewducker/status/1472594755498430466?s=20 Good Soldier Svejk has issued a correction as of 18:20 on Dec 19, 2021 |
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 18:13 |
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Wheeee posted:We knew about the planet called Earth for centuries before we made contact with its indigenous species, of course. We spent decades studying them from afar. The first researchers had to fight for years to even get a grant, of course. They kept getting laughed out of the halls. A T-class Death World that had not only produced sapient life, but a Stage Two civilization? It was a joke, obviously. It had to be a joke. Thank God, the CIA will finally find the final Al-qaida boss
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 18:58 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Dude in the reddit post is apparently a sci-fi author so... Quoting this instead of the long post it's referring(phone posting), but I'm calling bullshit on the basis that he calls himself a "CI agent", and I've read from multiple legit CIA guys that they themselves never refer to themselves as "agents". An "agent" is someone recruited from outside to do the bidding of legit spooks while not actually employed.
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 19:05 |
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:Talked my wife into trying Gateway to help with her anxiety: Gonna be huge bold print saying: COVID IS OVER! Wheeee posted:can’t shake this feeling that chris and lue’s excellent adventure to bring disclosure is actually a bogus journey to get out ahead of something inevitable and manage the narrative Didn't one of the recent Roswell books say the saucer and the crash were Soviet, and was piloted by experimented-on kids, and it was never disclosed because the US was doing the same kind of stuff?
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 20:00 |
a primer; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxN1T1uxQ2g
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 20:11 |
Bilirubin posted:like what?
Hooplah posted:implied the best way to transmit evidence of intelligent life on earth over extremely long timespans would be to encode it in DNA, so i guess you could look for messages there. goochtit has issued a correction as of 20:40 on Dec 19, 2021 |
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 20:36 |
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GWBBQ posted:SpaceX launch from VAFB Ah perfect. I thought it might have been a starlink flight but they had one listed in the PM that day.
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 21:21 |
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really enjoyed the first two bits of wave 1 in gateway experience, i’m looking forward to doing more. i was amazed at how relaxed i got, definitely highlighted how tense i am physically
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 22:38 |
global tetrahedron posted:really enjoyed the first two bits of wave 1 in gateway experience, i’m looking forward to doing more. i was amazed at how relaxed i got, definitely highlighted how tense i am physically at the very least, I figure if the new-agey nonsense doesn't do anything for me that taking a half hour just to rest without feeling compelled to be creating or consuming something is worthwhile by itself
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 23:14 |
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I love the time dilation (compression?) that comes with Gateway feel like ive been zoning out for maybe 10 minutes but nope its been a full 35 minute tape and hes tellin me to move my fingers
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 23:35 |
Failson posted:Gonna be huge bold print saying: COVID IS OVER! lol "hey jimbo/ivan, instead of using test pilots who are adults with fully functioning brains, and like, muscles and stuff, and who have years of experience flying and being in the military and whatnot, lets put little kids behind the controls of our 69 trillion dollar super secret flying pissorb"
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 23:36 |
i wonder if barron got mad that he was too tall to pilot the orb
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# ? Dec 19, 2021 23:37 |
For thread newbies that might have missed it the first time: The Gateway Experience according to Vice Magazine: https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k9qag/how-to-escape-the-confines-of-time-and-space-according-to-the-cia
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 00:22 |
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Failson posted:Didn't one of the recent Roswell books say the saucer and the crash were Soviet, and was piloted by experimented-on kids, and it was never disclosed because the US was doing the same kind of stuff? Yeah, and it was later revealed to be something the author heard from a single individual. As opposed to the roughly hundred people confirmed to have been deployed at the site who have since come forth swearing on their lives it was nothing they could possibly explain as terrestrial. The Carey/Schmitt series of books are the definitive investigations into Roswell. Almost literally everything else is trash. Even Friedman’s book is sorely outdated and inaccurate.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 00:42 |
Fly Ricky posted:Yeah, and it was later revealed to be something the author heard from a single individual. Don't forget that the author heard that it was literally Mengele who the Soviets kept alive on Stalin's personal orders breeding deformed child pilots specifically so that when they crashed, the US would scream "aliens" and then superior Soviet science could just chuckle and say "oh you lazy capitalists, those are obviously just deformed humans" and then the US would look foolish.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 00:47 |
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did you find any aliens yet??
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 01:01 |
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Azathoth posted:Don't forget that the author heard that it was literally Mengele who the Soviets kept alive on Stalin's personal orders breeding deformed child pilots specifically so that when they crashed, the US would scream "aliens" and then superior Soviet science could just chuckle and say "oh you lazy capitalists, those are obviously just deformed humans" and then the US would look foolish. Lmao, I think Kean does some good work but she falls for the dumbest poo poo. Or maybe she’s just smart; it sells books based on controversy. Surviving Death is another one with tons of good info marred by chapters devoted to obvious frauds.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 01:17 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 13:18 |
Fly Ricky posted:Lmao, I think Kean does some good work but she falls for the dumbest poo poo. Or maybe she’s just smart; it sells books based on controversy. Surviving Death is another one with tons of good info marred by chapters devoted to obvious frauds. I legit believe that one was just part of the decades long op to confuse the hell out of what actually happened at Roswell by throwing copious quantities of bullshit everywhere. Whether she was in on it is functionally irrelevant.
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# ? Dec 20, 2021 01:19 |