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Oculus Noctuae
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Pigs or it Didn't Happen - An occult magazine dedicated to bizarre happenings involving swine backed up by dubious photo evidence.
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Dec 15, 2021 14:06
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Ferengi bait and switch Oomox fetish videos.
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Dec 15, 2021 22:42
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Guy inventing fetish porn: lol I bet nobody's gonnna be able to jack off to *this*
Oh no, I'm rich. Oh no
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Dec 15, 2021 22:59
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The early fetish porn videos were usually set to a laugh track.
As in, they got the laugh track first, and then they just made poo poo up as they went to make it fit.
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Dec 15, 2021 23:04
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And then Gary you go over there, with that thing, and , what does it do? Oh no hahaha oh no hahahahaha ok so you uh no on the other end lol and then Thomas comes in and pffffthahahahaha
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Dec 15, 2021 23:09
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- Finger Prince
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Guy inventing fetish porn: lol I bet nobody's gonnna be able to jack off to *this*
Oh no, I'm rich. Oh no
Porn director: ok guys, the producer wants a scene in this for all the freaks, like the real wrong'uns.
Actor 1: I'm not above eating some rear end, maybe pour some syrup on it?
Director: Nah, too mainstream. I need something really kinky.
Actor 2: I could, I dunno, maybe put her foot in my mouth, lick between her toes?
Actor 1 and director: eww, gross! What is wrong with you?? [actor 1 and director pause, then look at eachother] *cash register sound*
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Dec 15, 2021 23:11
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- Karate Bastard
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*hollers* get the LEGO set!
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Dec 15, 2021 23:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Being taken to see the Smiling Sage who has lived for decades in a state of sheer, inert bliss only to find a dead monk clearly haven undergone rigor mortis.
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Dec 16, 2021 04:32
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- deep dish peat moss
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The evolution of heavy music, from Rock to Metal to Alloy
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Dec 16, 2021 06:06
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- Dip Viscous
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Turnip, the radio.
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Dec 16, 2021 10:32
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The Thang, set in Harlem, is surprisingly chill for a monster movie.
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Dec 16, 2021 14:53
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sex Godzilla attacks Tokyo.
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Dec 16, 2021 19:52
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- google THIS
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Making a wish to a genie for an hour to be 69 minutes long and realizing you've owned yourself the first time you see the digits go from 68 to 00
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Dec 17, 2021 03:17
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Sending a stupid message into space and the aliens hate us.
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Dec 17, 2021 05:57
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Sending a stupid message into space and the aliens hate us.
There's that joke about Voyager probe sending nudes along with our mixtape.
Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Dec 17, 2021
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Dec 17, 2021 06:21
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- Dip Viscous
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an online t-shirt shop that's just every post in this thread
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Dec 17, 2021 07:38
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- Karate Bastard
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Going back to 12 topics ago, sixty nines is not an advisable speed running category.
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Dec 17, 2021 19:50
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I mean what would that be
Blrblrblrblrblrblrblrblrboom baby!!!!
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Dec 17, 2021 19:51
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Going back to 12 topics ago, sixty nines is not an advisable speed running category.
We're allowed to go back? Nice... I'll bear that in mind.
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Dec 17, 2021 20:37
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- Karate Bastard
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I'm a werewolf, ask me anything!
Q: Where do werewolves come from?
A: They gently caress.
Q: Where do they go?
A: Baltimore.
Thank you for checking in, see you in the next one!
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Dec 18, 2021 17:39
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- Karate Bastard
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A kung-fu werewolf movie called Moon Wolf: the Final Combat.
There is no biting or scratching, only sick-rear end kung-fu moves and benny hill style wire stunts where they take turns hitting each other on the head with sauce pans. When they scream and flex and tear their shirts off, they power up and gain more kung-fu moves. And it's in Baltimore.
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Dec 18, 2021 17:44
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Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
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an online t-shirt shop that's just every post in this thread
Take all my money now!
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Dec 19, 2021 01:57
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The singer of every Alloy music band sounds like Liquid from MGS.
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Dec 19, 2021 10:02
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Tolkein to publisher: I'm going to write a really cool epic with a lost king whose being battling dark forces in the shadows who bears a broken sword fighting to restore the former kingdom to its glory.
Tolkein under his breath: And then fill it was loving gnomes in dapper waistcoats and breeches and make 90% of the story about them. Also they sing all the loving time.
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Dec 20, 2021 12:24
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- Dip Viscous
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The evolution of heavy music, from Rock to Metal to Alloy
but, for some reason, tungsten is just king crimson played backwards
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Dec 20, 2021 22:59
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- Karate Bastard
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Tolkein to publisher: I'm going to write a really cool epic with a lost king whose being battling dark forces in the shadows who bears a broken sword fighting to restore the former kingdom to its glory.
Tolkein under his breath: And then fill it was loving gnomes in dapper waistcoats and breeches and make 90% of the story about them. Also they sing all the loving time.
And Imma put a chapter with a dude called Jickity John Jackass in it, right near the start
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Dec 20, 2021 23:15
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"Jickity John, will you not help us break the Dark Lord's grip on these lands, and stay the rot that is spread in the hearts of men?"
"Lol", Jickity John said to this. "Just lol"
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Dec 20, 2021 23:23
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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"Jickity John, will you not help us break the Dark Lord's grip on these lands, and stay the rot that is spread in the hearts of men?"
"Lol", Jickity John said to this. "Just lol"
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Dec 21, 2021 10:01
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Actually it went a little something like this:
Tolkien: I'm going to write my own Bible, as an inexhausting recount of increasingly obscure operettas. My lead character is going to be an umlaut.
Publisher: Uh, no. You are going to write about hobbits. Remember? Please. We've had this discussion. Several times.
Tolkien: Ugh fine
*Under his breath* you're getting hella umlauts tho
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Dec 21, 2021 10:56
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A man sees Hell in a near death experience and then his YouTube channel is him reacting to depictions in TV and film.
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Dec 21, 2021 11:53
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A man sees Hell in a near death experience and then his YouTube channel is him reacting to depictions in TV and film.
The man sees hell in a near death experience and it's him doing an endless youtube reaction video to the various horrors and punishments being meted out to him in hell.
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Dec 21, 2021 12:36
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May 23, 2024 10:02
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The guy with the pins in his face and the gimp suit is real but he's called Terry. He's actually a really nice guy.
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