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quote:Do you and your SO have inside jokes?  
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Dec 21, 2021 07:35
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im the cartoon horse daughter
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Dec 21, 2021 09:06
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I wasn't expecting crossover between "Reddit guys who think they're dating a cartoon character" and "Reddit guys who think it's really funny to 'prank' loved ones who hate it," but in retrospect, I'm not surprised.
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Dec 21, 2021 09:38
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I'm guessing posting things like "you don't have a child with a pillow, seek help" is an instant ban, but is there any incredulity or reality checking in that sub?
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Dec 21, 2021 15:07
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It's wild that they don't even try to hide that they're paedophiles. Also are these little stories taking place in their heads? Or is that dude like, waking up and literally saying to his printed out jpeg of an anime that's laying on their pillow, "oh underage child-chan, you've woken me up with your laughing!" Then getting up to put their imaginary daughter back to bed? I just can't wrap my mind around this poo poo! Also I just re-read the sleeping story and noticed that particular one isn't an anime child, but a cartoon pony. edit: never mind I've found the answer, they're literally doing this stuff with their pillows or w/e   Absolutely bonkers. I don't even want to know how old these dudes are. Panic! At The Tesco fucked around with this message at 15:13 on Dec 21, 2021 |
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Dec 21, 2021 15:10
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Holy poo poo that meat looks nasty
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Dec 21, 2021 15:19
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I've been feeling like a loser for not being able to secure a second job or a single 6 figure job before our second child is born, like really down on myself, but now I realize I'm very cool and successful.
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Dec 21, 2021 15:19
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At least that dude is using protection, can you imagine the abomination he would create if his underage anime pillow got pregnant?
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Dec 21, 2021 15:20
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Brawnfire posted:Holy poo poo that meat looks nasty What do they do with the second plate of terrible meat!? Do they just bin it? Or do they smear it all over the pillows face while saying, "nomnomnomnom"? Every inch deeper I dig into this phenomenon only brings more and more questions.
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Dec 21, 2021 15:28
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So does he finish his body pillows steak and wine by himself? Throw it out? ???
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Dec 21, 2021 15:35
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"it's origin is an open secret on discord" means he absolutely never shuts the gently caress up about it, guaranteed I do feel it's appropriate that most of their pillows have a perpetual  face though
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Dec 21, 2021 15:37
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Hobo Clown posted:At least that dude is using protection, can you imagine the abomination he would create if his underage anime pillow got pregnant? Speaking of pregnancy...  This plan makes no sense, all the people who "resemble your waifu" are in middle school  Why does every anime fan write like this? E: Bonus   this guy almost had a revelation but the sub just dragged him further in, Jesus Christ
Cognac McCarthy fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Dec 21, 2021 |
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Dec 21, 2021 15:39
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sorry but goons pretending that it's surprising people are Way Too Interested In lucky star when ADTRW was the patient zero for spreading that poo poo across the internet.... Hilarious. these kids were likely still in diapers when we unleashed that flood upon the world. i mean 4chan helped but that almost makes me more correct.
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Dec 21, 2021 15:44
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:sorry but goons pretending that it's surprising people are Way Too Interested In lucky star when ADTRW was the patient zero for spreading that poo poo across the internet.... Hilarious. these kids were likely still in diapers when we unleashed that flood upon the world. some of us have very smartly avoided ever looking at ADTRW or 4chan
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Dec 21, 2021 15:56
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   This is my parental nightmare. Of note: her body pillow is just a regular body pillow, not one with a character on it. She only posted for a couple months and hasn't recently, so hopefully she found some help (not from the family church) before she got too deep into this.
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Dec 21, 2021 16:22
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wa27 posted:
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Dec 21, 2021 16:27
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Uh well it WASN'T but only out of ignorance, love to cultivate new terrors
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Dec 21, 2021 16:42
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Parents, just note that none of these people have hobbies and activities that involve other people and you can see your path to security
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Dec 21, 2021 16:46
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Open up the relationship, obviously
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Dec 21, 2021 16:47
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wa27 posted:
Either this is a troll or this kid is the densest
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Dec 21, 2021 17:01
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These people are loving degenerates and should be isolated. They absolutely will harm someone or society at some point.
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Dec 21, 2021 18:48
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:sorry but goons pretending that it's surprising people are Way Too Interested In lucky star when ADTRW was the patient zero for spreading that poo poo across the internet.... Hilarious. these kids were likely still in diapers when we unleashed that flood upon the world. ADTRW is a containment zone to keep that filth off of the rest of the forums.
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Dec 21, 2021 18:53
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Dec 21, 2021 18:58
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At least one person became self aware and pulled themselves back from the abyss
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Dec 21, 2021 19:18
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CBD Corndog posted:At least one person became self aware and pulled themselves back from the abyss  Someone is saved from certain ruin.
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Dec 21, 2021 19:49
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lmao at the idea of relapsing on body pillows
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Dec 21, 2021 19:50
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Ending up down and out
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Dec 21, 2021 19:53
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legit proud of that guy because it seems like most of these mentalists never grow out of it
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Dec 21, 2021 19:54
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Dec 21, 2021 20:05
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These people are so loving broken. I couldn't imagine being their parents. As someone else mentioned, this would be a worst case scenario nightmare.
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Dec 21, 2021 20:32
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Yeah, this upsets me on a really primal level
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Dec 21, 2021 20:37
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Pennywise the Frown posted:ADTRW is a containment zone to keep that filth off of the rest of the forums. people say the same poo poo about GBS, in GBS.
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Dec 21, 2021 20:47
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Doing AITA about a fake relationship with a fictional being I guess people really will just make up drama in their lives no loving matter what, even if nobody else is in said life
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Dec 21, 2021 20:51
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Brawnfire posted:I guess people really will just make up drama in their lives no loving matter what, even if nobody else is in said life I think it's less this and more playing out what media has told them relationships are like
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Dec 21, 2021 20:52
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:people say the same poo poo about GBS, in GBS. I accept that.
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Dec 21, 2021 20:59
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wa27 posted:
Hopefully that poster went to live with her mom but the crazy religious dad who thinks she's possessed by satan could have equally sent her to one of those live-in christian prison schools like they send their gay kids to
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Dec 21, 2021 21:33
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dammit!! we could have ended on a positive note!! pull up! pull uppp
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Dec 21, 2021 22:44
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Pennywise the Frown posted:These people are so loving broken. I couldn't imagine being their parents. As someone else mentioned, this would be a worst case scenario nightmare. You don't end up this hosed up without your parents help lol
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Dec 21, 2021 22:47
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Reddit: I'm not ready to have advent children
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Dec 21, 2021 22:56
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having kids sounds like hard work I'm just gonna get some small cushions and draw smiley faces on them
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Dec 21, 2021 23:08
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