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Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
Begging to look like Damnation Alley was a documentary.

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

Spergin Morlock posted:

it's comparing 1 week this year versus entire Decembers from years past

This is more interesting.

https://twitter.com/GCarbin/status/1471240637806788615

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Failson posted:

Begging to look like Damnation Alley was a documentary.



Goddamn, they used that loving truck in so many movies.

Then cut the wheels off and turned it into a spaceship.

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Boy that storm did a number on our town. Half the city is still without power.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


fun fact, tumbleweeds are not native to north america.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

anyway it ruled reading this thread about strong wind in western Colorado at 1pm and having it reach me in Illinois by 9pm. Normal speed for weather, really.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Failson posted:

Begging to look like Damnation Alley was a documentary.



woah, rad

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

zegermans posted:

fun fact, tumbleweeds are not native to north america.

if that's true, that means the storms in the past were big enough to move them across oceans and these little gusts we're experiencing are nothing, checkmate libs

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Lucky Guy posted:

if that's true, that means the storms in the past were big enough to move them across oceans and these little gusts we're experiencing are nothing, checkmate libs

They were carried over from Russia probably in contaminated grain in the mid 1800s.

TehSaurus
Jun 12, 2006

zegermans posted:

They were carried over from Russia probably in contaminated grain in the mid 1800s.

So you say. I say Jesus put them here and who are you to argue with the Lord?!?!

Ragtime All The Time
Apr 6, 2011




someone post the video of the lady freaking out about tumbleweeds while driving a car with her boyfriend

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

TehSaurus posted:

So you say. I say Jesus put them here and who are you to argue with the Lord?!?!

I want a painting of Old West gunslinger Jesus riding a dinosaur bringing tumbleweeds to a rundown mining town

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Ragtime All The Time posted:

someone post the video of the lady freaking out about tumbleweeds while driving a car with her boyfriend

Stevecash83. He's dead now. Suicide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlT_6pdn_rM

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


when the big ones hit your car you feel it

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

I learned about Steve's death awhile ago...super sad. :(

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

zegermans posted:

fun fact, tumbleweeds are not native to north america.

I’m not a huge fan of CGP Grey, but he talked to some cool tumbleweed researchers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swx6VyiJ7TI&t=171s

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




he just made a tesla commercial

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


A microburst hit Sydney's Northern Beaches yesterday afternoon and killed one person, injured 2 others and caused a ton of damage

https://twitter.com/9NewsSyd/status/1472652650395189255

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


A microburst of what? :)

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
a microburst of our collective future

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
All CSPAM is familiar with is microbursts.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


https://www.weather.gov/bmx/outreach_microbursts#:~:text=A%20microburst%20is%20a%20localized,%2C%20can%20be%20life%2Dthreatening.

quote:

A microburst is a localized column of sinking air (downdraft) within a thunderstorm and is usually less than or equal to 2.5 miles in diameter. Microbursts can cause extensive damage at the surface, and in some instances, can be life-threatening.

I'd never heard of them before now either

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
Don't forget rain bombs!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXfUSNRbrRU

biceps crimes
Apr 12, 2008


im more of a microburster now in middle age

smoobles
Sep 4, 2014

Burstin makes me feel good

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
There's probably 200+ microbursts across the Southwest US every summer. They aren't all rear end rippers.

Project M.A.M.I.L.
Apr 30, 2007

Older, balder, fatter...
Microblurst

Raine
Apr 30, 2013

ACCELERATIONIST SUPERDOOMER



SirPablo posted:

There's probably 200+ microbursts across the Southwest US every summer. They aren't all rear end rippers.

ive experienced exactly 1 microburst in my life (arizona) when i was like 8

it was fairly terrifying. we hid in the bathroom and it knocked over a tree in our backyard (pretty sure it also hosed up our roof)

goochtit
Nov 2, 2021



https://twitter.com/m_yonetani/status/1472962213199716362
https://twitter.com/PhilippineStar/status/1472822398663553024

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.
Where I used to live in geographical central but ultra rural by definition frontier country Maine was hit by several microbursts resulting in two fatalities and hundreds of thousands of dollars of damage

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

PILOTS HATE THEM! Find out the One Weird Trick these microbursts use to bring down planes!

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Oh I misread that comma

Spime Wrangler
Feb 23, 2003

Because we can.

Trixie Hardcore posted:

Oh I misread that comma

Weatherdammerung: Death toll risen to 375,490000

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
just gonna enjoy a nice 60 degree day on xmas in Ohio, cool cool cool

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
there is no enjoyment to be found in Ohio, OP.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Spime Wrangler posted:

Weatherdammerung: Death toll risen to 375,490000

But oh god... who will be left to sing 70's Christmas Karaoke songs.

No one. No one will be left. :(

Christmas ruined, again!!!



But yeah that took my brain a few seconds to figure out as well. Do better at putting numbers in twitter posts people!

kater
Nov 16, 2010

Lol

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Koirhor posted:

just gonna enjoy a nice 60 degree day on xmas in Ohio, cool cool cool

That's just couple of Celsius degrees more than temperature in Nook, Greenland this Monday - they had 13ºC, usually they have less than -5ºC this time of year. Qaanaaq aka. Thule in the northern Greenland was 8.3ºC when their normal temperature this time of year is around -20ºC. Researchers also witnessed rain rather than snow at the highest point of the island, Summit Station, first time ever in observed history.

This is fine.

WorldsStongestNerd
Apr 28, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
On the bright side, in a few years when the winter heat domes cover the entirety of North America including the artic, I assume the tornados will stop since the boundaries where warm and cold air meet will be offshore.

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


WorldsStongestNerd posted:

On the bright side, in a few years when the winter heat domes cover the entirety of North America including the artic, I assume the tornados will stop since the boundaries where warm and cold air meet will be offshore.

tornadoes are over. hyper hurricanes are in

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