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little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

Tempo Galore: My name is Tempo Galore.

James Bond: I must be dreaming.

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

I wish there were any Pioneer events in my area... I haven't seen 1 offered at any store since events restarted. It's all modern all the time with a little legacy. Thats it.

# ? Dec 21, 2021 15:21

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

BOND: Do you expect me to talk?
GOLDFINGER: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to concede

# ? Dec 21, 2021 15:29

little munchkin: Aug 15, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

BOND: Do you expect me to talk?
GOLDFINGER: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to concede

# ? Dec 21, 2021 15:30

I got the tude now: Jul 22, 2007

little munchkin posted:

Tempo Galore: My name is Tempo Galore.

James Bond: I must be dreaming.

lmao

# ? Dec 21, 2021 15:30

I got the tude now: Jul 22, 2007

James Bond 007 in: Cloudposty

# ? Dec 21, 2021 15:35

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

mcmagic posted:

I wish there were any Pioneer events in my area... I haven't seen 1 offered at any store since events restarted. It's all modern all the time with a little legacy. Thats it.

Our lgs/local club does pioneer in store and modern fnms at the club. Legacy nights got replaced with free-play evenings so we've had to go to the next city over for the big legacy tournaments

# ? Dec 21, 2021 15:49

Zephirum: Jan 7, 2011; Lipstick Apathy

Live and Let Die to Doom Blade

# ? Dec 21, 2021 15:50

StrugglingHoneybun: Jan 2, 2005; Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Pablo Nergigante posted:

BOND: Do you expect me to talk?
DRAWGO: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to concede

# ? Dec 21, 2021 16:01

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Moxfinger
He's the man, the man with the mana touch

# ? Dec 21, 2021 16:03

TotalHell: Feb 22, 2005; _{Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.}

Pablo Nergigante posted:

BOND: Do you expect me to talk?
GOLDFINGER: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to concede

*Goldfinger chuckles while he places a Faceless Haven next to his Book of Exalted Deeds*

*the camera to Bond clicking a button on his watch and a Cleansing Wildfire coming out*

# ? Dec 21, 2021 16:09

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Pablo Nergigante posted:

BOND: Do you expect me to talk?
GOLDFINGER: No Mr. Bond, I expect you to concede

Traditional Games > No Manabond, I expect you to concede

# ? Dec 21, 2021 17:53

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

You Only Think Twice

# ? Dec 21, 2021 17:54

Aranan: May 21, 2007; Release the Kraken

Bond: “Playing for ante; it’s a little old-fashioned, isn’t it?”

Francisco Scaramanga: “That it is. But it remains the only true test for gentlemen.”

Bond: “On that score, I doubt you qualify. However, I accept.”

# ? Dec 21, 2021 18:11

Orange Fluffy Sheep: Jul 26, 2008; Bad EXP received

octoprophet

# ? Dec 21, 2021 18:26

HootTheOwl: May 13, 2012; Hootin and shootin

Thunderball Lightning

Aranan posted:

Bond: “Playing for ante; it’s a little old-fashioned, isn’t it?”

Francisco Scaramanga: “That it is. But it remains the only true test for gentlemen.”

Bond: “On that score, I doubt you qualify. However, I accept.”

My next sorcery vs your whole board.
Your one card vs my six?
I only need one, Mr Bond
*flips Hex*

HootTheOwl fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Dec 21, 2021

# ? Dec 21, 2021 18:33

berenzen: Jan 23, 2012

I got the tude now posted:

James Bond 007 in: Cloudposty

007: Octoposty

# ? Dec 21, 2021 18:37

Dysgenesis: Jul 12, 2012; HAVE AT THEE!

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

octoprophet

Presumably a homage to Paul the Octopus who correctly predicted 12 out of 14 results at the 2010 world cup.

# ? Dec 21, 2021 18:46

Silhouette: Nov 16, 2002; SONIC BOOM!!!

I got the tude now posted:

James Bond 007 in: Cloudposty

Cloudpost Malone would be a.good username

# ? Dec 21, 2021 19:14

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

Silhouette posted:

Cloudpost Malone would be a.good username

Appropriate since he plays MTG

# ? Dec 21, 2021 19:21

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

bond's contact explaining priority to Eva green for like five minutes

# ? Dec 22, 2021 02:29

I Before E: Jul 2, 2012

James Bond will discard in WINDFALL

# ? Dec 22, 2021 02:32

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

I Before E posted:

James Bond will discard in WINDFALL

Lol

# ? Dec 22, 2021 02:34

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

From Ravnica With Love

# ? Dec 22, 2021 02:35

MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Just had someone spam "Your Go" at me constantly during our long match during a Premier Draft for Crimson Vow. So at the end when I had him dead on board with my attacks and he had no outs, I spammed it back at him while he unsuccessfully tried to block. That is seriously the first time I have ever encountered another player who was kind of an rear end in a top hat.

I have been playing a lot of the Premier Crimson Vow drafts and its by far my favorite format. I wish the rewards were a little more forgiving or the entries were a bit cheaper because a run of bad rng can really make it difficult to keep free-playing without needing to wait and save another 10k gold. Also despite playing a lot, I am still making dumb mistakes although admittedly a smaller amount of them.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 02:39

I got the tude now: Jul 22, 2007

berenzen posted:

007: Octoposty

i didn't even remember people played eight post before twelve post was a deck, live and learn.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 02:45

MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Wow speaking of variance / rng in draft. I drew all 16 of my lands with 10 cards left in my deck. That's impressive.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 03:12

Legit Businessman: Sep 2, 2007

MrSargent posted:

Wow speaking of variance / rng in draft. I drew all 16 of my lands with 10 cards left in my deck. That's impressive.

Think of it this way, you're 100% to draw action for the rest of the game!

# ? Dec 22, 2021 03:19

kalel: Jun 19, 2012

# ? Dec 22, 2021 03:32

Orange Fluffy Sheep: Jul 26, 2008; Bad EXP received

I got the tude now posted:

i didn't even remember people played eight post before twelve post was a deck, live and learn.

We had Cloudpost and Vesuva for a while until Glimmerpost showed up and gave entirely too much life in addition to too much mana.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 03:33

Captain Invictus: Apr 5, 2005; Try reading some manga!; Clever Betty

kalel posted:

I love all of these

# ? Dec 22, 2021 03:34

Pablo Nergigante: Apr 16, 2002

kalel posted:

# ? Dec 22, 2021 03:36

MrSargent: Dec 23, 2003; Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.

Drewjitsu posted:

Think of it this way, you're 100% to draw action for the rest of the game!

I was dead on that turn unfortunately. No plays for 5 turns in a row is rough. I had a Ceremonial Knife that was doing some work getting me blood tokens but my opponent played 3 Abrades, a Rending Flame, and Lacerate Flesh to wipe out my board.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 04:06

fadam: Apr 23, 2008

Half of everything is luck, James.

And the other half?

The shuffler.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 05:22

sit on my Facebook: Jun 20, 2007; ASS GAS OR GRASS
No One Rides for FREE
In the Trumplord Holy Land

The Man with the Gilded Goose

# ? Dec 22, 2021 06:05

Nighthand: Nov 4, 2009; what horror the gas

Kidnapping James Bond and throwing him in the turn flowchart dungeon.

# ? Dec 22, 2021 06:07

sit on my Facebook: Jun 20, 2007; ASS GAS OR GRASS
No One Rides for FREE
In the Trumplord Holy Land

"... but before you meet your end, Mr Bond, I will explain to you in detail my nefarious batch system"

...

"...and some spells are mana sources..."

*James Bond's laser-bisected corpse smoulders*

# ? Dec 22, 2021 06:12