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sharknado slashfic)
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Inspector Hound posted:me cry 4 u
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 13:27 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 00:37 |
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Wheeee posted:Galileo Project accidentally posted a pdf of their project plan draft, then pulled it down no social/cultural science section? boo. BOO let me talk to the aliens avi pounding on the glass LET ME TALK TO THE ALIENS
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 14:06 |
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skewetoo posted:I'm currently bestowing degrees and PhDs in: My YouTube feed is 80% samsquanch and their Himalayan cousin the yeti, so I'll take one in cryptozoology tyvm.
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 14:12 |
Inspector Hound posted:me cry 4 u me ask elders about explain frewil beter elders say me explain like this god give u eg eg is there eg already created eg exist u use frewil decide what do about eg u can make choice boil eg eat eg u can make choice bake eg eat eg u can make choice u leve eg but eg get roten but eg stil there u can make choice u not eat other animal so u throw eg away eg get roten somewere else but eg stil exist u wil smel eg eventualy eventualy u must decide and deal with eg time colide is like eg god make time colide time colide is there time colide already created time colide exist eventualy u must decide what u want do with time colide and deal with it u can not change what god created but with frewil u must decide what u do with time colide ok me say eat eg because eg good for u b4 get roten then eg very bad 4 u
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 14:26 |
or, to translate for you Earthling simpletons: Give eg me give eat eg me eat eg give me eat eg give me you
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 14:27 |
I can believe that earth is so horny it's causing galactic sized problems for the federation. Need a statement about horny from pnuts
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 14:37 |
Lmao that the USG held back disclosure because the prudes in charge didn't think we could handle the knowledge that aliens gave us massive hogs
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 14:52 |
skewetoo posted:I can believe that earth is so horny it's causing galactic sized problems for the federation. Need a statement about horny from pnuts I think they mentioned in a tweet that they themelves have developed beyond horniness (they are more into telepathic cuddling and do not often use their genitals), but that there are quite alot of Federaion members that still can and do get horny - so there's still hope for "first contact"!
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 14:55 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_FXE2Hxxic
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 14:59 |
I think that horniness is a sort of great filter for species with regards to first contact and access to the greater wonders of our universe. Horniness is weird and probably indicates a low level of development on both the physical and psycho-astral planes.
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 15:16 |
au contraire, to deny horniness is to deny an integral part of the self. it's the hosed up unhealthy constellation of ideas in orbit around the hornt star that is a part of the major problems of human society
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 15:23 |
neutral milf hotel posted:only true believers will be able to see the UAP I see them I see the peanutties
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 16:43 |
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*p'nti crew beam me aboard their space ship to take me to their home world* me: oh wow, this is so cool! so.... show me the secret technology that makes my dong bigger jrooti: *long pause* get the gently caress off my ship
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 16:46 |
valp posted:Evidence suggests that life emerged on Earth prior to 3.7 billion years ago. The Cambrian explosion happened 500 million years ago. The idea of hiding is farcical; the Earth has been advertising its ability to create intelligent life for roughly a quarter of the lifespan of our 14 billion year old universe. At any point in the past 3.7 billion years some alien could have come along and easily sterilized the place. The idea that we are hidden, that we were ever at any point hidden, is laughable. valp posted:Gene Roddenberry, the creator of star trek, attended channeling sessions led by Ms. Schlemmer and "Tom", where they channeled the "Council of Nine", a group of nine aliens who claim to rule this region of the universe and who are responsible for the current earth quarantine. Supposedly "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" was inspired by this council of nine. These sessions were collected in "The Only Planet of Choice". "Jrooti, we keep breaking quarantine to tell these humans great cosmological secrets, but to them it's all butt stuff! We should just give up." might even explain why they chose a bunch of kids to telepathically share images of environmental doom with
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 16:48 |
There's no way in this whole freaky universe that we are the only species that likes to bone down Our appendages aren't even the weirdest on our own planet Stop slutshaming us, galactic council we know where you go when work lets out Down for some earth leave to... watch the monkeys.
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 16:57 |
Barry Foster posted:me ask elders about explain frewil beter Honey? I think this bottle of soap is past its due date
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 17:24 |
me cee pisstape israel
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 17:34 |
SniperWoreConverse posted:au contraire, to deny horniness is to deny an integral part of the self. it's the hosed up unhealthy constellation of ideas in orbit around the hornt star that is a part of the major problems of human society Okay, your statement checks out. Horny is galactic. ...Or, a single faction within The Federation is exploiting Earth-horny.
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 17:44 |
The very first UFO abduction case literally featured the abductee having sex with the aliens, it's been here from the beginning.
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 17:45 |
Rudeboy Detective posted:
this the vril/holographic doctor spaceopera crossover ive been waiting for
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 17:48 |
Happy December Aitee everyone!
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 17:49 |
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Zeus was an alien That golden rain was a UFO
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 18:04 |
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The problems of horny are universal: "That the sons of God saw the daughters of men that they were fair; and took them as wives of all which they chose." - Genesis 6:2 Anyway, here are some rogue planets: https://twitter.com/BadAstronomer/status/1473693157388914693
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 18:36 |
Failson posted:The problems of horny are universal: seems less than ideal cloud
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 18:43 |
It'd be pretty neat to collect data on some rogues. Geologically, how are they different than planets that are star-bound? I wonder if the initial heat from planetary formation is enough for anything neat/complex to happen once they're cast into the void. Are they full of sexy shapeshifting alien blobs like in that one episode of Star Trek: Enterprise? Edit: wangus Rudeboy Detective has issued a correction as of 20:51 on Dec 22, 2021 |
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 18:43 |
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how do they find that poo poo
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 18:54 |
roaming planets pretty good place for secret base hqs
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 18:57 |
where is the meat planet
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:05 |
Rah! posted:where is the meat planet spoken like a true crow
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:07 |
if the simulation breaks down sufficiently to allow it i am absolutely making a meat planet with pluto at the core and none of you can stop me
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:07 |
Bilirubin posted:spoken like a true crow i uhh i just want to look at it
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:09 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql8gHL6BBKU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-ataAyW9lM&t=2533s
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:18 |
don't usually go in for pop but i found more music that fits the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V17JN76uxc
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 19:41 |
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Rah! posted:i uhh its somewhat moist
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 20:08 |
Riot Bimbo posted:don't usually go in for pop but i found more music that fits the thread: good song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suG-c_i2fBQ
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 20:41 |
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https://twitter.com/futurism/status/1473391195569147911?t=Iab-aj1OGM96DW5Hi3-zZg&s=19 It's totally aliens
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 20:46 |
Didn't one of the Venera probes also detect life but because none of the other tests showed it they basically said "must be a mistake"?
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 20:49 |
I'm ready. Enough with the teasing already
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 21:04 |
Wheeee posted:what’s a good starting point for someone steeped in bitter cynicism who doesn’t believe but would like to Best alien channeling is the Law of One / Ra material, literally everyone agrees on this. Other than that here's a good list of esoteric books to pick from: https://montalk.net/reading I read a shitload of weird stuff because I love weird stuff, and I post anything funny I find here. But the serious books all say the exact same thing, which is that spirituality/psychic powers/magic/ect is an internal experience. You will never find any proof outside yourself. The internal nature of these phenomenon mean that doubt and cynicism only block you from having these experiences if you let them. If you say "I am a cynical person, and like all cynical people I fully trust the government and scientists when they tell me only the material world is real" then nothing will happen. If you say "I am a cynical person, I don't fully trust anyone or anything, not even myself" then it will be possible for things to happen. Believing to the core of your being that psychic powers are real, and being so cynical and full of doubt that you are fully open to the possibility of psychic powers being real and literally everything you know and believe about reality being wrong; both attitudes are fundamentally identical and will yield identical results. A sustained, authentic interest that can be translated into action (reading books, doing psychedelic drugs, monro tapes, meditation, ect...) and sufficient doubt/belief is all that is needed.
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 21:14 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 00:37 |
Azathoth posted:Didn't one of the Venera probes also detect life but because none of the other tests showed it they basically said "must be a mistake"? Yeah i thought i read about that. They also detected phosphine in the atmosphere a couple years ago, which could be a sign of life. And then after initial interest and articles about it, other scientists went NO IT MUST BE A MISTAKE and then NO ITS SULFUR DIOXIDE NOT PHOSPHINE and then everyone moved on lol
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# ? Dec 22, 2021 21:48 |