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PSA for all goons who have been successfully guilt tripped into having xmas dinner with their families: just because you can't taste the turkey doesn't mean you have covid it just means turkey is the saddest meat
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Dec 23, 2021 02:53
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250k DETECTED cases and testing is low. god help us that this poo poo is mild
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Dec 23, 2021 02:54
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Joementum posted:House leadership got a booster in September, apparently hopefully he dies
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Dec 23, 2021 02:54
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blatman posted:PSA for all goons who have been successfully guilt tripped into having xmas dinner with their families: just because you can't taste the turkey doesn't mean you have covid it just means turkey is the saddest meat my Turkey is always awesome, just bake it in a bag with apples and sweet potatoes, can’t lose
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Dec 23, 2021 02:55
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blatman posted:PSA for all goons who have been successfully guilt tripped into having xmas dinner with their families: just because you can't taste the turkey doesn't mean you have covid it just means turkey is the saddest meat turkey is fuckin delicious. brine or spatchcock that bird so you don’t ruin it in the oven
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Dec 23, 2021 02:55
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Rauros posted:hahahaa, this article is a laugh riot. sorry about the source, but the title was total clickbait, and our favorite person is featured: You are VALID. You are also dying. But you are so, so valid, and you did your best, and that's what matters. Uncle Joe is so proud. Anyway please sign here to complete your DNR paperwork.
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Dec 23, 2021 02:55
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Joementum posted:House leadership got a booster in September, apparently september? vaya con dios smug fucker
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Dec 23, 2021 02:56
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Surely the Christmas and New Year's travel won't create a new plague record of 500k+ (1 MM?) - surely!
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Dec 23, 2021 02:56
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I know kung-flu
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Dec 23, 2021 02:57
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Alternate timeline: Positive vaccinated people who pop pos and are compelled by capitalism to show up to work- begin, as a matter of etiquette and protest, wearing dirty old ugly p95s, affixed securely with medical tape.
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Dec 23, 2021 02:57
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Goobish posted:Don't Panic im already vibrating at extremely high wavelengths
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Dec 23, 2021 02:58
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Virgil Vox posted:I know kung-flu It's OK, lung-flu will get you there
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Dec 23, 2021 02:58
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I'm honestly letting my family believe it's not that bad because there's no point in warning them anymore. I legit am letting them have possibly a last happy time together before Winter of Death hits. I tried to convince everyone to test but only about half of us did. gently caress it because it might be the last time they can pretend to be happy together. And if I'm wrong then good, and I wasn't the "crazy covid guy" for no effective reason.
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Dec 23, 2021 02:59
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Google Butt posted:someone obliviously needs to replace it with the yes, ha ha ha, yes! Guy in an elastomeric 
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Dec 23, 2021 03:01
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December 20, 2020 The MyPillow guy asked Trump to impose martial law. December 21, 2020 Tonight Jupiter and Saturn will appear as close together as they have in hundreds of years. This conjunction happens every 20 years but it's rarely observable. Last time it was like this was 1226. December 22, 2020 Had a nice time at the beach last night. Forgot to bring the binoculars, but Jupiter and Saturn were clearly visible right next to each other until the clouds rolled in. A new strain of covid has popped up in Britain. Apparently it's much more contagious, but no more deadly. Every nation immediately halted allowing flights from Britain. Except us. A headline from this morning: “35% of Americans could lose their home in the next two months”
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Dec 23, 2021 03:01
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Dec 23, 2021 03:02
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Dec 23, 2021 03:02
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WarEternal posted:The awesome thing is if I catch it there's basically no way for me to reasonably quarantine from the other people in my house who I don't want to loving catch the thing. That's real stress, these loving morons are whining about it being unfair they can't go to Olive Garden. Bill DeBungler has been surprisingly good at managing the pandemic and set up actual covid hotels in NYC that people could go to instead of infecting the people they live with. My brother got it last January and was able to do that instead of infecting his roommates. The food is apparently bad, but you get medicine, wifi, checked three times a day, etc.
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Dec 23, 2021 03:02
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Animal-Mother posted:December 20, 2020 Crack-Ping: A Retrospect by Animal Mother
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Dec 23, 2021 03:03
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Dec 23, 2021 03:04
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Yeah dibunglero went way WAY beyond the mean as far as covid protocols for the USA go Which makes it much funnier that Cuomo got to make millions of dollars and be lauded as a hero for all of last year despite him killing tens of thousands of meemaws
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Dec 23, 2021 03:04
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convinced my family to do a food exchange again this year instead of a dinner. everyone making different dishes, putting them in small containers and exchanging them on my sister's porch
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Dec 23, 2021 03:08
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Rauros posted:hahahaa, this article is a laugh riot. sorry about the source, but the title was total clickbait, and our favorite person is featured: Monica Gandhi is an expert on being a shameful moral failure
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Dec 23, 2021 03:08
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spotted during a okc plague-ball intermission edit  lmao stone soup fucked around with this message at 03:12 on Dec 23, 2021 |
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Dec 23, 2021 03:08
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covid sucks gently caress joe biden
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Dec 23, 2021 03:08
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https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1473837736444542984
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Dec 23, 2021 03:11
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Lol I can't even comprehend this poo poo when they are talking about close contact covid protocols. I'm here shoving patients in the same coffin breathing the same air as the covid patient I just took out.
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Dec 23, 2021 03:11
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Rubby, you are amazing and I love your art. Please put these awesome images into a coffee table book I can buy, so when I retreat to my survival shelter I can have lol's by candlelight. Also, if you have a paypal or something pls post it 'cause I know this stuff takes alot of time - I wish I could show my appreciation. <3! Blitter fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Dec 23, 2021 |
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Dec 23, 2021 03:12
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stone soup posted:spotted during a okc plague-ball intermission That's our era's Sadako Yamamura.
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Dec 23, 2021 03:15
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Asproigerosis posted:Lol I can't even comprehend this poo poo when they are talking about close contact covid protocols. Well there's you're problem. They shouldn't breathing if they're in a coffin.
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Dec 23, 2021 03:17
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stone soup posted:spotted during a okc plague-ball intermission this isnt surprising, after waging the war on christmas for so long it was only a matter of time before christmas fought back
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Dec 23, 2021 03:18
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Dec 23, 2021 03:19
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I love that tree so much
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Dec 23, 2021 03:20
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florida, the model of success, now back into surge mode
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Dec 23, 2021 03:20
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Dec 23, 2021 03:21
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https://twitter.com/GuardianAus/status/1473790120650231822 QR code check ins are coming back 'thinking' about mailing tests to every household masks are still 'personal responsibility'
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Dec 23, 2021 03:21
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Helith posted:https://twitter.com/GuardianAus/status/1473790120650231822 This guy is 39 years old
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Dec 23, 2021 03:22
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