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Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

That was a fast delete

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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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State of South Australia had 484 cases today. About a week ago they had 1,000 all time cases. Incredible self ownage.

olives black
Nov 24, 2017


LENIN.
STILL.
WON'T.
FUCK.
ME.
audiobook version of this thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eswBi6zY_f4

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Not a good sign when we are detecting so many new cases that omicron is being speculated to be the "fastest spreading disease known to man" by some dude on twitter.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Many such cases!

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


This now the second time I’ve had a dream where I’m trying to make bat meat tacos. This time I was just braising the meat with a bunch of cilantro and nothing else, which isn’t like me at all. Getting concerned.

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

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Clapping Larry
baby we can die like the mild ones

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Paradoxish posted:

lol the largest school district in ct just signaled to staff one night before winter break that they may resume remote learning in the new year

parents are going to have a very mild reaction when they found out

my uni announced today going to remote for at least the first week of the spring semester and the undergrads on the subreddit are mad lol

ErrorInvalidUser
Aug 23, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
::::the girl with a fatass thru the webcam:::::::

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
My family are doing self tests like crazy, not a single one thinks to do a PCR test nor before Christmas Eve when they’re having their party. My mom told her sister to cancel the loving party and others already said they won’t go yet my aunt is “unsure” about cancelling.

Half the family’s been exposed due to my irresponsible cousin who was sick and symptomatic and didn’t get a COVID tests for days

lobotomy molo
May 7, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Real Mean Queen posted:

This now the second time I’ve had a dream where I’m trying to make bat meat tacos. This time I was just braising the meat with a bunch of cilantro and nothing else, which isn’t like me at all. Getting concerned.

how’s it taste?

WarEternal
Dec 26, 2010

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!

Indeed. Especially if people gather in big groups to try to get access to them. Good thing Joe Biden is making 500 million free pass tests instead of, I dunno, n95 masks.

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

Real Mean Queen posted:

This now the second time I’ve had a dream where I’m trying to make bat meat tacos. This time I was just braising the meat with a bunch of cilantro and nothing else, which isn’t like me at all. Getting concerned.

This is a stack of 4 exceptional prepared bat meat tacos. The ingredients are superiorly minced cilantro, bat meat, and taco shell.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Raskolnikov38 posted:

my uni announced today going to remote for at least the first week of the spring semester and the undergrads on the subreddit are mad lol

I categorically straight up refused to go back to in person lessons and got away with it because I'm mildly clinically vulnerable (and an undergrad). they got me in one day October and there were more masks on the signage than on faces by 10x.

thank goodness even though a bunch of the professors and and students whined about it enough international students couldn't travel here in time they had to offer partial remote. I bet we will be full remote again in Jan.

Wang Commander
Dec 27, 2003

by sebmojo

WarEternal posted:

Indeed. Especially if people gather in big groups to try to get access to them. Good thing Joe Biden is making 500 million free pass tests instead of, I dunno, n95 masks.

That new cheaper molecular test is looking good. $50/test at home sucks but for quality might be worth it.

Iverron
May 13, 2012

keep an eye on South Africa numbers the next few days, quietly moving in the wrong direction and positivity is still very high

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
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WarEternal posted:

Indeed. Especially if people gather in big groups to try to get access to them. Good thing Joe Biden is making 500 million free pass tests instead of, I dunno, n95 masks.

I like my logistically-constrained gatekeeping means-tested

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Iverron posted:

keep an eye on South Africa numbers the next few days, quietly moving in the wrong direction and positivity is still very high

Did they bear trap themselves? Lol

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
God Bless the Mild

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 371 days!

Grey Fox posted:

That was a fast delete


Is greg kelly being a literal rapist again? Doesn't sound good

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

Iverron posted:

keep an eye on South Africa numbers the next few days, quietly moving in the wrong direction and positivity is still very high

tbf it was obvious that some of their dip was data-related since the actual people responsible for collecting data in south africa kept saying so

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

CaptainACAB posted:

This will never work because Amerikkkan evangelical protestantism is about your personal relationship with god so God is and believes whatever you and your insane pastor say, and the pastor says God wants you to give him money, while the chuds personal god does nothing but bay for blood.

I doubt many of them either know or care who Martin Luther was.

Yeah the traditions that care about stuff like theology and church history are all pro-vax

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Spoondick posted:

biden was mildly successful at keeping his children alive and off crack

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
4th shot gameplan update:

Sent my friend on a trial run to CVS for a premade appointment. Said he was getting his third dose; gave them his driver's license and said he forgot his vax card but had a picture. Showed them a picture of the card with two vax dates from before his first booster.

He is now max titers.

kreeningsons
Jan 2, 2007

the only people for me are the mild ones, the ones who are mild to live, mild to brunch, mild to applebees, mild of everything at the same time, the ones who never mask or close biden, but wheeze, wheeze, wheeze, like fabulous red covid dashboards exploding like spiders across this cracker demon nation and in the middle you see your whole family pop positive and everybody goes *cough*

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

So what do I say when people post articles like this:

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1473772679425581069

zone
Dec 6, 2016

WrasslorMonkey posted:

So what do I say when people post articles like this:

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1473772679425581069

respond only using this image

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

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I see British Columbia is as incompetent as ever

https://twitter.com/KiedaischWill/status/1473773626738442242?s=19

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

WrasslorMonkey posted:

So what do I say when people post articles like this:

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1473772679425581069

Nothing. You're not going to win against a global media blitz that's telling people exactly what they want to hear, especially when the counterpoint is that we still can't possibly know because it's too soon and we don't have enough data.

It doesn't matter. We're going to find out soon enough.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Real Mean Queen posted:

This now the second time I’ve had a dream where I’m trying to make bat meat tacos. This time I was just braising the meat with a bunch of cilantro and nothing else, which isn’t like me at all. Getting concerned.

I’m concerned that if you eat the taco we’ll all get dream covid.

Ruggan posted:

hey, asking for a friend - is a n95 effective if it wear it over my eyes?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGNbCA8zlM

Wang Commander
Dec 27, 2003

by sebmojo
Milder than delta (but as bad as prior variants) is not very reassuring even if it's true. It also means it can maybe pick up some more muties

kreeningsons
Jan 2, 2007

WrasslorMonkey posted:

So what do I say when people post articles like this:

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1473772679425581069

i think one answer is that even with any potential reduced severity or hospitalization risk, there will be no benefit if we intentionally infect enough people to make up the difference in the hospitals, inevitably leads to hospital collapse, causing the death rate for covid (and any other hospital treatable condition) to skyrocket

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Paradoxish posted:

Nothing. You're not going to win against a global media blitz that's telling people exactly what they want to hear, especially when the counterpoint is that we still can't possibly know because it's too soon and we don't have enough data.

It doesn't matter. We're going to find out soon enough.

Cool, that's what I figured.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Bullfrog posted:

the most infectious disease ever! we did it reddit!

https://twitter.com/JPWeiland/status/1473848483593728006

If an omicron variant with MERS level IFR ever emerges we won't have to worry about climate change any more.

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

kreeningsons posted:

i think one answer is that even with any potential reduced severity or hospitalization risk, there will be no benefit if we intentionally infect enough people to make up the difference in the hospitals, inevitably leads to hospital collapse, causing the death rate for covid (and any other hospital treatable condition) to skyrocket

in my experience this is the worst thing you can say to the brunch crowd, because all they really care about is themselves

"we're going to kill tons of people but maybe you'll get super lucky and against all odds this will be less risky on an individual level" just gets translated into "you can do whatever you want because you won't die"

post COVID
Mar 5, 2007

free college, free healthcare, free Shmurda


WrasslorMonkey posted:

So what do I say when people post articles like this:

https://twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1473772679425581069

just say 'enjoy your covid' because that's what they want and that's what they're getting, it's the stocking stuffer of the season

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



The brunch crowd was never at major risk of death from covid. They were willing to spend a few weeks at home to save grandma, but faced with the prospect of society collectively making sacrifices to save Black senior citizens, they'll become fascists instead.

shizen
Dec 29, 2006

Paradoxish posted:

lol the largest school district in ct just signaled to staff one night before winter break that they may resume remote learning in the new year

parents are going to have a very mild reaction when they found out


Schools across the country are barley holding on as is. I can't imagine them shutting down again they would rather stick every kid in the gym as one teacher watches them all before that.

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



Good Citizen posted:

now up to 4 people I know who got positive tests just today. This is by far the most I’ve seen personally. We are so hosed

You know people who are testing??? :confuoot:

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KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Chamale posted:

The brunch crowd was never at major risk of death from covid. They were willing to spend a few weeks at home to save grandma, but faced with the prospect of society collectively making sacrifices to save Black senior citizens, they'll become fascists instead.

Black senior citizens all voted for Biden. gently caress them too, and all boomers of all types

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