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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Caption was "Babe you barely touched your juggaloaf"

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/Pvpllkm.mp4

BooDooBoo
Jul 14, 2005

That makes no sense to me at all.


https://fi.somethingawful.com/images/gangtags/severancemdr.gif

We'd replace them them fairly quick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5baBcO8T4

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Memento posted:



Caption was "Babe you barely touched your juggaloaf"

The cleaver is a nice touch

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Memento posted:



Caption was "Babe you barely touched your juggaloaf"

Not surprising that at least one of those guys is inbread.

GhostDog
Jul 30, 2003

Always see everything.

BooDooBoo posted:

We'd replace them them fairly quick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5baBcO8T4

Can't sleep, spy orangutan will eat me.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

BooDooBoo posted:

We'd replace them them fairly quick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5baBcO8T4

Sloppy technique. That ape will never cut a decent dovetail joint without a bit more effort.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

BooDooBoo posted:

We'd replace them them fairly quick...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5baBcO8T4

This made my day. Thank you

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Give 'em chainsaws, then we're getting somewhere.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

lobsterminator posted:

Now hold on a moment! That electrocution scene was in Home Alone 2!

look at the guy that doesnt know hollywood steals all its sequel ideas from bollywood / nollywood movie posters

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Bar Ran Dun posted:

But you don’t really care for male to male do ya?

as is traditional for goon lyric replacements, i do not think this scans to the original

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Read tentacles as testicles and that was a trip

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Why are they called TENtacles when there's eight of them?

Makes absolutely no sense

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

They know exactly what they're doing. They're hip.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Octopuses have arms, not tentacles. (Tentacles only have the cups on the ends of the limb, like with squid.)

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Subjunctive posted:

Octopuses have arms, not tentacles. (Tentacles only have the cups on the ends of the limb, like with squid.)

You should write them and make sure they know.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Subjunctive posted:

Octopuses have arms, not tentacles. (Tentacles only have the cups on the ends of the limb, like with squid.)

This is one of those bullshit things like Stonehenge not being a henge

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Subjunctive posted:

Octopuses have arms, not tentacles. (Tentacles only have the cups on the ends of the limb, like with squid.)

"['Octopus'] comes from a Greek word meaning 'eight-footed," because it has eight arms."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st8-EY71K84

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Octopuses don’t like it when you call them feet.

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





FreudianSlippers posted:

Why are they called TENtacles when there's eight of them?

Makes absolutely no sense

We have been played for absolute fools.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Subjunctive posted:

Octopuses don’t like it when you call them feet.

if they're not feet why do I keep putting them in my mouth????

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
Nobody's going to judge you for admitting it's an arm fetish, dude

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Squid have two tentacles and eight arms, so the joke just needs an update

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

I see the fisherman's wife got a side job.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Trabant posted:

I see the fisherman's wife got a side job.

She's the wife of the fisherman.

Clearly she works at the aquarium already, displaying the fish her husband catches. :pseudo:


And notoriously keeps a few exotic specimens at home for her "private" collection.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Everyone keeps asking if they can gently caress the octopus.
Buddy,

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

Milo and POTUS posted:

Everyone keeps asking if they can gently caress the octopus.
Buddy,

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
man movie posters suck rear end these days

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Neddy Seagoon posted:

She's the wife of the fisherman.

Clearly she works at the aquarium already, displaying the fish her husband catches. :pseudo:


And notoriously keeps a few exotic specimens at home for her "private" collection.

The Monterey Bay Aquarium is built into an old cannery.

Maybe the fisherman and his wife haunt the place together.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




I guess Thomas & Jane are out of frame looking at the painting as they talk?

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


That's just how texting screenshots looked like in the 19th century.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/KguRQE5.mp4

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Carthag Tuek posted:

I guess Thomas & Jane are out of frame looking at the painting as they talk?

yes, what else even remotely makes sense

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

this rules

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Holy poo poo that's loving great.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/7NODiZt.mp4
Sound on

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I have to wonder what his crimes were. Secondary insolent flatulence?

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