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Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?


not a good look when vanity fair is kicking your rear end

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Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
These are the problem spots.

Alaska has 14 ICU Beds left - and while Delta is subsiding there.... They dont have the capacity for an Omicron surge at all.

Delaware has 46 ICU beds left, in the middle of a Delta surge. Rhode Island is the same.

Hawaii has 16 beds bed left - it was 24 five days ago.

Louisiana has 72 ICU beds left and its not growing much yet, but 100 people have been hospitalized with COVID in the past 5 days - and its sgrowing.

MS is in the same spot as LA, but with 86 beds.

ID/MT/ND/SD/VT/WY have 302 beds available total but are improving at the moment. Omicron will decimate them.

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



just rock a moustache.

Kylaer
Aug 4, 2007
I'm SURE walking around in a respirator at all times in an (even more) OPEN BIDENing society is definitely not a recipe for disaster and anyone that's not cool with getting harassed by CHUDs are cave dwellers. I've got good brain!
Slightly over 21K cases in South Africa today on Worldometer, basically identical to yesterday. I hope they don't have a holiday data blackout until January the way the U.S. is about to, but I'm not counting on it, since they're skipping next week's excess death report.

FunkyFjord
Jul 18, 2004



i kinda hated shaving my beard but now i get to make my face real smooth like a pretty lady before going out in public in a hazardous environment mask

its honestly way cooler, big beards where becoming too common anyway

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
Nobody is die though

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
I finally got rid of my beard with omicron looming. Why risk it any more than I have to?

Loucks
May 21, 2007

It's incwedibwe easy to suck my own dick.

Stereotype posted:

don’t worry though!!! despite hospitals already saying that they are near the breaking point and no realistic way to ship sick people to other states, the mayor of Honolulu has pledged that he isn’t going to do anything and that you should get vaccinated (nearly 80% of the island is vaccinated already)

vaccine 😡

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
January 16, 2021

We lost one of our guys at work. ___________, in his sixties, died of Covid about a week ago. ______ was a racist who liked to go to the casino and complain that there were too many black people. I'm not surprised he was the first. He seemed like a life-long smoker. I knew this would come for us.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Wonder if LA will clear 10k cases today.

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica
800,000 american deaths officially were around the 14th. it's the 23rd and we have >30,000 more deaths according to worldometers

xiaoren
Dec 9, 2021

McNugget Buddy posted:

Start Spreading the Nu's

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

covid is over!

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



I'm going to have to ask the number of megaman avs to be lowered

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/EricTopol/status/1474099769265975303

quote:

We conducted a Phase 2a randomized, double-blind, placebo-controlled trial of multiple doses of molnupiravir in non-hospitalized adults with recently diagnosed COVID-19 (ClinicalTrials.gov Identifier: NCT04405570). Unvaccinated adults aged ≥18 years were eligible if they had a positive test for SARS-CoV-2 infection within 96 hours and had onset of symptoms of COVID-19 within 7 days at the time of treatment initiation (day 1).

The chart looks good, but if I'm reading their methods right, they could have started the treatment on people whose symptoms had already started resolving themselves

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

Shear Modulus posted:

that just means we'll get our poo poo kicked in by china even harder than we already were going to. that doesn't sound like a good position at all

oh yeah when I said “we” I meant communists i.e: China.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Eh, 1/500 of the population popping hot is old hat - let's try 1/100!

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Bearjew posted:

President Bernie?

Bernie Panders can gently caress off and die

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

this guy sucks

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord
Shave it off, beardos. You're not fooling anyone.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑



Worth noting that many advanced countries are in the mid 80s these days.

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


your beard or your lungs, pick two

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
Having a great time with my little nuclear family, staying home and eating snacks and taking naps and ignoring abusive extended family members and not getting covid. Gonna make some kolaches this afternoon.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme

Horseshoe theory posted:

Eh, 1/500 of the population popping hot is old hat - let's try 1/100!
1/100 mild cases

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

your beard or your lungs, pick two

I'd rather die than look uglier forever :unsmigghh:

Anyway, I wear my mask out everywhere, wash my hands, have hand sanitizer holster, and in car and so on, use n95, and so on.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/YahooFinance/status/1474125331728580635?s=20

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


https://twitter.com/PallaviGunalan/status/1473591190033362945?s=20

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

Advanced
Computer Touching


Toilet Rascal

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

Worth noting that many advanced countries are in the mid 80s these days.

not for long

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Crazypoops posted:

I'm going to have to ask the number of megaman avs to be lowered

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1474123267984265228?s=20
https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1474123928138362887?s=20
I think he deleted his tweet about placebo tests too

Mainstream political commentators in the US believe mass incarceration is good to prevent crime, but using state power to stop a pandemic is impossible.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


NUMBER sates for blood like Audrey Jr.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

GreenBuckanneer posted:

I'd rather die than look uglier forever :unsmigghh:

Anyway, I wear my mask out everywhere, wash my hands, have hand sanitizer holster, and in car and so on, use n95, and so on.

did u know ur beard will grow back all on its own and your mask ain't sealing for poo poo with it

Goobish
May 31, 2011

teacup posted:

i mean if you have to explain comedy to 5 sets of people you’re fuckin it up friend

Basically thought Merry Winter of Death with some cute floaty skulls was funny 😞 it flopped lol

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice
I’m gonna be so mad when omicron isn’t mild at all and none of these arrogant idiots repents for the hundreds of thousands of deaths they caused.

GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

That reminds me, I should probably get my booster soon, but they certainly don't make it convenient, having to drive an hour+

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I wear cloth masks with my nose hanging out and I don't have covid, so it's fine

Why Am I So Tired
Sep 28, 2021
I know Omicron is exploding, but what's the latest on it possibly being a syndemic?

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Why Am I So Tired posted:

I know Omicron is exploding, but what's the latest on it possibly being a syndemic?

ask again in a couple months

I'm sure at some point soon they'll get lazy and say "it's all Omicron!" and stop testing for what variant patients have

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

About to “O” “D” on covid lol

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GreenBuckanneer
Sep 15, 2007

Mayor Dave posted:

I wear cloth masks with my nose hanging out and I don't have covid, so it's fine

No no, the mask goes over your nose.

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