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facetoucher cat posted:A couple days ago my husband had a biopsy and was under general. When the nurse brought him out she was dick nosing a cloth mask and had a rattling cough The respiratory therapist that came down with the icu patient was coughing all over the loving place it was super cool. Lmao that I've never seen staff wearing proper gowns/gloves/etc for transporting covid patients. It might scare people seeing you in the hallway and joint commission will write you up if you have GLOVES on outside a patient room! Yeah you loving dipshits that doesn't count in the setting of actively handling an infectious disease patient also maybe how about not sending airborne infectious disease patients all around the hospital for low probability rule out bullshit.
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Gio posted:better yet catch covid so you dont have to lie
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Strep Vote posted:I remember getting mocked a little in the previous thread for saying that people are going to die because they think family is trustworthy, but in a plague you cannot trust anyone, especially family. Yeah my grandmother, who lives in the other side of a double house with me, is annoyed that people "aren't doing what they're supposed to." She and my grandfather have been going to church the entire pandemic, went out to eat at least a few times, and go to hockey and baseball games. She claims they "don't really go anywhere." At least they wear the kf94s I bought them, but I only did that after the waning efficacy studies came out because I assumed I would have gotten pushback before then.
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Lastgirl posted:open
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The app for the camera I use to look at squirrels and birds is trying to sell me covid tests
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Morbus posted:When people say "there's just no way to predict if another, worse variant will emerge", remember that we are pitting a genetic algorithm running 10^10 generations per second against a problem with a local maximum involving like....12 amino acid substitutions., we should really reserve ‘omega’ for the version that binds to ACE2 receptors 1000x more strongly than our own antibodies. that one’s gonna slap i tried to warn my boss about omicron almost a month ago, but back then it was just weird nerd poo poo on github. nobody cares anymore. everyone’s still flying to visit family for the holidays.
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doing the sign language gestures for 'open biden' to ward off the covid spirits before i de-mask to eat my applebees mac and cheese
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Steve Yun posted:YMMV, but my local Kaiser Permanente seems cool with me wearing an elastomeric when I eventually get covid and am dying I'm putting you on the visitor's list. Almighty Ken posted:when do we think the first official 1,000,000 new case day will be? I don't think we can literally manage to test that much.
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I like how Pelosi repeats "OPEN BIDEN" incredulously at the end there.
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Doctor posted:what if I just lie about being sick. who would know? certainly not my work. do they even check?? i could just say I popped positive and then just….not go! I'll loving lie all day who cares anymore, mass death
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Dog Case posted:The app for the camera I use to look at squirrels and birds is trying to sell me covid tests I have Wyze too and my person detection is completely ruined by all these goddamn ads they keep pushing to my phone lately. Is the poo poo head neighbor kid throwing rocks at my house again? Nope false alarm it's just another lovely ad 
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Horseshoe theory posted:I like how Pelosi repeats "OPEN BIDEN" incredulously at the end there. I also repeat "OPEN BIDEN" incredulously
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its funny how mad being consistent, firm, and secure makes people. some people i know are really annoyed by my covid posting on social media and theyre constantly looking for hypocrisy to point out, but they literally cannot find any because it's not there. lmao
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At this point you cab just steal someone's poz test and say it's yours then don't loving go to work
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McNugget Buddy posted:Dumb thought - could we just infect everyone with a common cold coronavirus as a prophylactic against COVID? there was a study recently that people who had recently had a common cold prior to their cov2 infection had significantly worse outcomes against covid
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737 coming out of the sky cancelling my flight, try to catch the red eye i want to move covid in a travelin band well im flyin cross the land, tryin to get a hand covid in a travelin band
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Goobish posted:At this point you cab just steal someone's poz test and say it's yours then don't loving go to work lol i forgot about people faking positive tests to get out of work
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Lastgirl posted:open 
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Multiple positives at my work in the past few days. We had managed only two prior cases for the entire pandemic. I’m sure it’s fine
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euphronius posted:the fact that everyone is getting sick is good news for public health If you don't have natural immunity to Omicron by March 1st, Monica Gandhi will march you at gunpoint to the local Applebee's
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How does every single hcw not get sick in the next few days
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why is cspam so dead set on saying that it's not endemic? endemic = R of 1, we have an R of 5, it's not only endemic, it's endemic FIVE TIMES OVER 
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Soap Scum posted:why is cspam so dead set on saying that it's not endemic? 5-sided pandemic would be a pendemic, right
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