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Mebh posted:Acceptable reasons to correct someone's grammar: SA enforced basic grammar and punctuation - OK(ish) 4Chan - Nazis Reddit - Pedos QED.
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McCartney II rules. I bet you think John was the best Beatle.
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forkboy84 posted:Official UK Charts count them all as 1 apparently? looking forward to next year's soft acoustic version for the m&s adverts
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It's fine to correct grammar and spelling when replying to some right wing bollox that Is ALl SpELLd WrOnG Ar BOyZ GrAtE BrITaNe POppeeZ rather than waste time giving data, facts, evidence because they do not give a single fig for evidence etc so don't waste your time. Just pick holes in their - worse than any immigrant/refugee/asylum-seeker - English.
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1474172597973704713 For context the average house price in Burley is £978,196
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fuctifino posted:https://twitter.com/BritainElects/status/1474172597973704713 Endorsed by the Lib Dems lmao
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Merry christmas to everyone, the 24th is the big day here. My christmas present is crisp chat, namely flaming hot doritos are really good, and nobody else in my family can eat them.
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His Divine Shadow posted:Merry christmas to everyone, the 24th is the big day here. My christmas present is crisp chat, namely flaming hot doritos are really good, and nobody else in my family can eat them. 
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Tesseraction posted:This is why I never give a poo poo about the Christmas #1. It's always stupid because the people are stupid. I somewhat appreciated the push to get Cliff Richard to number 1 for Christmas 2019 and New Year 2020, with the intent of making him the only artist to have a number 1 hit in eight different decades.
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Jedit posted:I somewhat appreciated the push to get Cliff Richard to number 1 for Christmas 2019 and New Year 2020, with the intent of making him the only artist to have a number 1 hit in eight different decades. I thought Blondie held that record but that might be for different tunes.
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Zalakwe posted:I thought Blondie held that record but that might be for different tunes. Blondie were around in the 50s now?
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Finally, I can see what Brexit is all about, and that is <checks notes> slightly smaller bottles of champagne. https://twitter.com/LOS_Fisher/status/1474131559628345349
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fuctifino posted:Finally, I can see what Brexit is all about, and that is <checks notes> slightly smaller bottles of champagne. Not a bad idea I have to be honest
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Failed Imagineer posted:Blondie were around in the 50s now? Like Brenda... Nah, but I l believe they have number one singles in four or five consecutive decades.
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but it still has to be made in France, who will keep bottling it according to EU laws?
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You can already buy 500ml bottles of wine so I'm not sure the extra 68ml is worthy of a Telegraph article, but on the other hand it's GOOD OLD IMPERIAL MEASURES NONE OF THIS METRIC so it's hardly surprising.
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Red Oktober posted:You can already buy 500ml bottles of wine so I'm not sure the extra 68ml is worthy of a Telegraph article, but on the other hand it's GOOD OLD IMPERIAL MEASURES NONE OF THIS METRIC so it's hardly surprising. Sir Winston Churchill was an alcohol scientist, why are you questioning his research?
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The 50cl bottle is already called a demie or pinte bottle.  Maybe we should throw numbers out altogether for being too Arabic and go back to naming wine sizes after old Israeli kings. One Rehoboam of wine please. Jaeluni Asjil posted:It's fine to correct grammar and spelling when replying to some right wing bollox that Is ALl SpELLd WrOnG Ar BOyZ GrAtE BrITaNe POppeeZ rather than waste time giving data, facts, evidence because they do not give a single fig for evidence etc so don't waste your time. Just pick holes in their - worse than any immigrant/refugee/asylum-seeker - English. Unless it's something like "if you carnt speak english your should be deported" in which case the two are the same thing, but that's an edge case.
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I was meant to go to my parents for a week today, but I've woken up to a sore throat and a positive lateral flow test...
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kecske posted:but it still has to be made in France, who will keep bottling it according to EU laws? You can just call anything champagne, who cares. Did we leave the EU just to remain beholden to the fascists at the Institut national de l'origine et de la qualité? English sparkling wine? Champagne. Lambrini? Champagne. Bottle of Ribena? That's champagne.
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When the moon hits your eye Like a big Pukka pie, that's champagne.
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Guavanaut posted:The 50cl bottle is already called a demie or pinte bottle. So you picked the one that taxed his people so hard they rebelled and split the kingdom in 2? That's.. Actually very apt. His Divine Shadow posted:Merry christmas to everyone, the 24th is the big day here. My christmas present is crisp chat, namely flaming hot doritos are really good, and nobody else in my family can eat them. Flaming hot doritos are the best doritos by far. The pact is sealed in flavour and we are now brothers for life. Merry Christmas.
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My cat likes flaming hot doritos, she goes nuts for them.
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I'm informed that the film Soylent Green was set in 2022. Happy New year incoming.... Also lots of people on FB posting things based on Christmas Carol. Who remembers Corbyn being accused of anti-semitism for saying he would get Boris Johnson a copy for an Xmas present.
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Jaeluni Asjil posted:I'm informed that the film Soylent Green was set in 2022. Doom 1 and 2 as well iirc
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Zalakwe posted:Like Brenda... Nope, they only had number 1s in the 70s, 80s and 90s.
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Pablo Bluth posted:I was meant to go to my parents for a week today, but I've woken up to a sore throat and a positive lateral flow test... That's rough - can you get a PCR? . I took a temp of 37 in work today and have a headache but my lateral was negative. Still going to do another in the morning for safety before heading to the parents.
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Jedit posted:Nope, they only had number 1s in the 70s, 80s and 90s. I've had quite enough of experts thank you.
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Ah, the Alex Jones defence. https://twitter.com/joncstone/status/1474321006252732417
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If anybody wants a higher resolution version of that photo I took the other week recomposited from normal images because the automatic panorama capture added a bunch of distortions, I made one, because someone's getting it for xmas.
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That's a really nice picture Owlie, great job. Gonna stick it in my rotating wallpaper folder.
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I know a guy who put a fair few holes in that skyline so it seemed appropriate to give him a picture of it in case he decides to add more.
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fuctifino posted:Finally, I can see what Brexit is all about, and that is <checks notes> slightly smaller bottles of champagne. What have blue passports, UK fishing, and pint sized champagne bottles have in common? All done or now made in France. BREXIT BENEFIT #35213622341558!
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Surely the real brexit benefit is that we can start bottling tory piss and selling it as champagne?
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Latitude Ocotpus posted:That's rough - can you get a PCR?
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That was a stressful morning, going into town. Not because it was exponentially busy or anything, but I sat down by the river for a tab, and some stupid loving woman comes along with a 2k bag of bird seed, tips it on the ground right near me, and microseconds later I'm in the middle of a cloud of pigeons. I went a little spare and accused her of not being all there. "Oh, are you scared of birds? No but rats with wings that are bacteria carriers and poo poo everywhere don't do it for me. Then the swans showed up. No feeding, just sat in the water staring at me. I *am* scared of swans, they are nasty bastards. Then walking home (didn't get most of what I need, but gently caress it. Walked past the commune of bikers, as one of them started up his hog, with a massive explosion. I confess I uttered a strong vulgarity. Now the parents have hosed 9ff down the pub, I can see a dust up rolling over the horizon. Merry loving Christmas.
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Trickjaw posted:That was a stressful morning, going into town. Not because it was exponentially busy or anything, but I sat down by the river for a tab, and some stupid loving woman comes along with a 2k bag of bird seed, tips it on the ground right near me, and microseconds later I'm in the middle of a cloud of pigeons. I went a little spare and accused her of not being all there. "Oh, are you scared of birds? No but rats with wings that are bacteria carriers and poo poo everywhere don't do it for me. Bah humbug. Have a watch of the best Xmas advert ever: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve-hcbDe3cA
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