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I know Russia and China have recently made a big deal about getting along, I wonder if they've coordinated with each other so that China invades Taiwan while simultaneously Russia invades Ukraine. Probably not tho 
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Plot twist: Russia invades Taiwan and China invades Ukraine, so Putin and Xi have the best Christmas presents for each other next year. Everyone else will be sooooo jealous.
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Volkova III posted:Plot twist: Russia invades Taiwan and China invades Ukraine, so Putin and Xi have the best Christmas presents for each other next year. Everyone else will be sooooo jealous. Ok M. Night Shyamalan 
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/isaacstanbecker/status/1474103343828156419?t=TNixl3qpZeQnrYAl42PZdw&s=19 While this is lovely, it wouldn’t save us from the poo poo we’re in now because all the fox news brainpoisoned types would just immediately dumpster them.
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Please don't criticize the team, guys. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1474107649130213601 Untagged fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Dec 24, 2021 |
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Dec 24, 2021 15:29
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A Bigfoot administration would have enforced stricter social distancing and isolation procedures.
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Dec 24, 2021 15:37
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They really gonna try and kick poo poo off at Christmas? https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1474406185440739329
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Dec 24, 2021 16:47
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It would be the best timing to support their narrative so sure why not.
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Dec 24, 2021 16:51
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The Christmas War has a good ring to it
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Eason the Fifth posted:The Christmas War has a good ring to it And it'll all be over before... uh, lemme get back to you.
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Dec 24, 2021 17:00
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Orthodox Christmas isn't until 7 Jan, Gregorianaliures
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MRC48B posted:It would be the best timing to support their narrative so sure why not.
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Dec 24, 2021 17:16
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Russia is going to invade Taiwan, and China will take Ukraine. It’s the perfect way to carry out the invasions for each other, because they each have a foolproof alibi.
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pmchem posted:They really gonna try and kick poo poo off at Christmas? Forge casus belli event against Ukraine not particularly believable Russia. Atleast have Ukraine blow up a bridge in Russia or something
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Dec 24, 2021 17:41
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Only Russia would invade over a bag of doggy doo tossed on the front door.
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Problematic Soup posted:Russia is going to invade Taiwan, and China will take Ukraine. It’s the perfect way to carry out the invasions for each other, because they each have a foolproof alibi. Gift of the Magi 2021
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Dec 24, 2021 19:00
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https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/1474438949410070531 And Russia is totally invading, they have a deep, fundamental belief that NATO is dramatically more powerful/important than it actually is.
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Dec 24, 2021 19:13
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facialimpediment posted:https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/1474438949410070531 Maybe the absolute lack of meaningful response after they annex Ukraine will finally convince them that NATO is irrelevant.
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facialimpediment posted:https://twitter.com/JDiamond1/status/1474438949410070531 a collapsing superpower simultaneously trying to prove to itself how strong it really is while howling about the ever present threats to its continued survival? sounds bad.
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Midjack posted:Maybe the absolute lack of meaningful response after they annex Ukraine will finally convince them that NATO is irrelevant. What should NATO do about it?
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Proud Christian Mom posted:a collapsing superpower simultaneously trying to prove to itself how strong it really is while howling about the ever present threats to its continued survival? sounds bad. Especially when they have bright, flashy toys :/
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Midjack posted:Maybe the absolute lack of meaningful response after they annex Ukraine will finally convince them that NATO is irrelevant. Doesn't sound like a very useful propaganda message to me. Don't think Pootie Poot will be down with that.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:a collapsing superpower simultaneously trying to prove to itself how strong it really is while howling about the ever present threats to its continued survival? sounds bad. Lot of that going around these days
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What could a DA do that is worse than Trump having to live with being such a terrible President? Truly that is the biggest punishment
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https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1474494340512636930 Take that, children. 
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pantslesswithwolves posted:https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1474494340512636930 From Cosmos to this. What the gently caress happened to his mind?
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Dec 25, 2021 01:47
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He’s turning into space Dick Dorkins
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I think he started getting off on the "scientist man ruins harmless fun thing" shtick he got on after interstellar and gravity
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:From Cosmos to this. What the gently caress happened to his mind? Goons of all people should know that the internet is unadulterated brain poison
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Stravag posted:I think he started getting off on FTFY I liked just-coming-to-terms-with-being-famous NdT, not who we have now. I think it was either SMBC or XKCD that did a strip said that scientists should never be famous or popular because it'll drive them mad with power.
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BIG HEADLINE posted:FTFY Truth
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pantslesswithwolves posted:https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1474494340512636930 Why can't we have a positive take on this? If it was possible to store the energy it would take to accelerate a sleigh laden with presents for the ~2b children to each of their homes every Christmas, we could probably solve climate change. Take that piece of coal and shove it.
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pantslesswithwolves posted:https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1474494340512636930 Have a counter to that one: https://twitter.com/ASpaceSlav/status/1474318138749689856
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pantslesswithwolves posted:https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/1474494340512636930 Hey Neil, Santa isn't just giving presents to Christians. Go charge your crystal with Dawkins.
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Eej posted:Goons of all people should know that the internet is unadulterated brain poison
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Nick Soapdish posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1474493059756929028?t=DyRp_D9xfpaalOWPqtxPhQ&s=19 I hate these people
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