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santa doesn't concern himself with travelling the world; instead, he creates a stable time loop and uses his reality bending powers to shift all christmas tree locations in the world to be within 1 km from each other from his point of view. then, being in a stable time loop, he can deliver all presents at a casual pace - to us, it seems like it's barely a minute had passed, to him it's roughly 10 000 years. he doesn't mind, he's used to that. he's also used to seeing hundreds, thousands of past and future selves going around in that same time loop, delivering presents. he even stops to greet and cheer up an occasional past self; "ho ho ho!" he proclaims cheerfully, knowing that his jolly work will continue forever
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nurmie posted:santa doesn't concern himself with travelling the world; instead, he creates a stable time loop and uses his reality bending powers to shift all christmas tree locations in the world to be within 1 km from each other from his point of view. then, being in a stable time loop, he can deliver all presents at a casual pace - to us, it seems like it's barely a minute had passed, to him it's roughly 10 000 years. he doesn't mind, he's used to that. he's also used to seeing hundreds, thousands of past and future selves going around in that same time loop, delivering presents. he even stops to greet and cheer up an occasional past self; "ho ho ho!" he proclaims cheerfully, knowing that his jolly work will continue forever Honestly out of all the scenarios of how Santa travels around the world in one night this is probably the most plausible one
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The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/terminatorlake/status/1474165644132118539?t=2mAGYOOe1kKqzdjZRoO8jA&s=19 Yeah, we all know this isn't an ADHD thing, it's an 'Americans' thing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssjokgx0pUQ
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Hihohe posted:See thats the thing about Santa and Goons. Yeah if you had bad times as a kid Santa won't change that. Santa will however tell you that you deserved it. The kids from affluent families get better gifts from Santa than kids from poor or neglectful parents because they are Good boys and girls. Santa is your first chance to teach your kids that the Just World Fallacy is good and true.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah if you had bad times as a kid Santa won't change that. Santa will however tell you that you deserved it. The kids from affluent families get better gifts from Santa than kids from poor or neglectful parents because they are Good boys and girls. Karl Marx would give you an atomic wedgie you joyless dork. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Powered Descent posted:Is "drunk in his socks" a new expression of extreme inebriation that I haven't run across, or did he actually, like, lose his shoes no he intentionally took his shoes off in the first five minutes as it became increasingly clear that he 1) was drunk and 2) didn’t have any kind of planned outline or anything honestly it was pretty a pretty entertaining evening overall if you take him as a weird enthusiastic bill nye wannabe for grownups instead of Captain I loving Love Science
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i remember him being regarded as some sort of fond meme figure and then the moment he started being active on twitter the attitude shifted to “nvm he’s an idiot”
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I'll give him begrudging credit for 'Rudolph has been misgendered', that one's actually managing to package an interesting fact and a bit of good humor. It's not the best delivered thing, but it's getting there.
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"If Santa is 'magical' as you claim, can he kiss any part of his body on a mirror other than his lips?"
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Going Reddit atheist but for Santa
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Wolfechu posted:"If Santa is 'magical' as you claim, can he kiss any part of his body on a mirror other than his lips?" Santa doesn't have a reflection
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Brawnfire posted:Santa doesn't have a reflection That can't be right, Santa's whole thing is breaking and entering, he can't be a vampire.
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Cleretic posted:That can't be right, Santa's whole thing is breaking and entering, he can't be a vampire. I think milk and cookies and a letter saying what you want him to bring you count as an invitation.
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Anyone that has left out milk and cookies has technically invited him in.
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Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻right down⬇️my slutty💁♀️STOCKING🍑tonight🌚He knows when you’ve been slutty👯♀️and he knows when you’ve been horny😩💦so be 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA’S🎅🏻 little whore🍑🍆TONIGHT🌃 ITS🎄🍆DICKMAS🎄🍆all you HOT CHRISTMAS SLUTS are on the 🤬NAUGHTY LIST🤬this year. So that means 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA🎅🏻will be cumming💦🍄down⬇️your chimneys🏠His SACK💰is full of CUMMYS💦💧for all the boys💁♂️and girls💁♀️out there. Get ready to have your stockings🧦STUFFED🍆😩and your rear end🍑UNWRAPPED🎁 Send this to twenty of your naughtiest😈Christmas🎄elves🧝♂️ Get zero0️⃣ back and you get nothing❌ but COAL🪨(up⬆️your rear end🍑) get 5️⃣and you’re Santa’s🎅🏻little helper🧝♀️ALL NIGHT LONG🍆and it is LONG🍄. Get 🔟back and Santa🎅🏻 will sit🪑you on his lap🍆and fill your stocking🍑with his CUMMYS💦1️⃣5️⃣back and Santa🎅🏻will be delivering😩💦 a 🎁MASSIVE package🍆just for you2️⃣0️⃣back and you are the new 🧑🎄MRS CLAUS🧑🎄and you get 🎄Christmas cummies💦💧ALL YEAR ROUND🗓
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Splash Attack posted:i remember him being regarded as some sort of fond meme figure and then the moment he started being active on twitter the attitude shifted to “nvm he’s an idiot” Known in the literature as “Doing a Dawkins”
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻right down⬇️my slutty💁♀️STOCKING🍑tonight🌚He knows when you’ve been slutty👯♀️and he knows when you’ve been horny😩💦so be 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA’S🎅🏻 little whore🍑🍆TONIGHT🌃 ITS🎄🍆DICKMAS🎄🍆all you HOT CHRISTMAS SLUTS are on the 🤬NAUGHTY LIST🤬this year. So that means 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA🎅🏻will be cumming💦🍄down⬇️your chimneys🏠His SACK💰is full of CUMMYS💦💧for all the boys💁♂️and girls💁♀️out there. Get ready to have your stockings🧦STUFFED🍆😩and your rear end🍑UNWRAPPED🎁 Send this to twenty of your naughtiest😈Christmas🎄elves🧝♂️ Get zero0️⃣ back and you get nothing❌ but COAL🪨(up⬆️your rear end🍑) get 5️⃣and you’re Santa’s🎅🏻little helper🧝♀️ALL NIGHT LONG🍆and it is LONG🍄. Get 🔟back and Santa🎅🏻 will sit🪑you on his lap🍆and fill your stocking🍑with his CUMMYS💦1️⃣5️⃣back and Santa🎅🏻will be delivering😩💦 a 🎁MASSIVE package🍆just for you2️⃣0️⃣back and you are the new 🧑🎄MRS CLAUS🧑🎄and you get 🎄Christmas cummies💦💧ALL YEAR ROUND🗓 I haven't seen one of these in donkey's! It's a Christmas miracle!
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻right down⬇️my slutty💁♀️STOCKING🍑tonight🌚He knows when you’ve been slutty👯♀️and he knows when you’ve been horny😩💦so be 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA’S🎅🏻 little whore🍑🍆TONIGHT🌃 ITS🎄🍆DICKMAS🎄🍆all you HOT CHRISTMAS SLUTS are on the 🤬NAUGHTY LIST🤬this year. So that means 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA🎅🏻will be cumming💦🍄down⬇️your chimneys🏠His SACK💰is full of CUMMYS💦💧for all the boys💁♂️and girls💁♀️out there. Get ready to have your stockings🧦STUFFED🍆😩and your rear end🍑UNWRAPPED🎁 Send this to twenty of your naughtiest😈Christmas🎄elves🧝♂️ Get zero0️⃣ back and you get nothing❌ but COAL🪨(up⬆️your rear end🍑) get 5️⃣and you’re Santa’s🎅🏻little helper🧝♀️ALL NIGHT LONG🍆and it is LONG🍄. Get 🔟back and Santa🎅🏻 will sit🪑you on his lap🍆and fill your stocking🍑with his CUMMYS💦1️⃣5️⃣back and Santa🎅🏻will be delivering😩💦 a 🎁MASSIVE package🍆just for you2️⃣0️⃣back and you are the new 🧑🎄MRS CLAUS🧑🎄and you get 🎄Christmas cummies💦💧ALL YEAR ROUND🗓 God bless.
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Splash Attack posted:i remember him being regarded as some sort of fond meme figure and then the moment he started being active on twitter the attitude shifted to “nvm he’s an idiot” Ah, the Dick Dorkins classic
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Cleretic posted:That can't be right, Santa's whole thing is breaking and entering, he can't be a vampire. That would be an issue, if he wasn’t in fact the original owner of all dwellings
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻 Here👇cums😩💦slutty Claus🎅🏻right down⬇️my slutty💁♀️STOCKING🍑tonight🌚He knows when you’ve been slutty👯♀️and he knows when you’ve been horny😩💦so be 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA’S🎅🏻 little whore🍑🍆TONIGHT🌃 ITS🎄🍆DICKMAS🎄🍆all you HOT CHRISTMAS SLUTS are on the 🤬NAUGHTY LIST🤬this year. So that means 🎅🏻DADDY SANTA🎅🏻will be cumming💦🍄down⬇️your chimneys🏠His SACK💰is full of CUMMYS💦💧for all the boys💁♂️and girls💁♀️out there. Get ready to have your stockings🧦STUFFED🍆😩and your rear end🍑UNWRAPPED🎁 Send this to twenty of your naughtiest😈Christmas🎄elves🧝♂️ Get zero0️⃣ back and you get nothing❌ but COAL🪨(up⬆️your rear end🍑) get 5️⃣and you’re Santa’s🎅🏻little helper🧝♀️ALL NIGHT LONG🍆and it is LONG🍄. Get 🔟back and Santa🎅🏻 will sit🪑you on his lap🍆and fill your stocking🍑with his CUMMYS💦1️⃣5️⃣back and Santa🎅🏻will be delivering😩💦 a 🎁MASSIVE package🍆just for you2️⃣0️⃣back and you are the new 🧑🎄MRS CLAUS🧑🎄and you get 🎄Christmas cummies💦💧ALL YEAR ROUND🗓 The season is truly blessed now..
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Bargearse posted:my god goons have literally the worst takes on every subject ever I’ve just been reading Goon recipes for Xmas roast potatoes and you’re not wrong
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Cleretic posted:I'll give him begrudging credit for 'Rudolph has been misgendered', that one's actually managing to package an interesting fact and a bit of good humor. It's not the best delivered thing, but it's getting there. i don't give him credit. santa is respectful of trans masc rudolph  The Saddest Rhino posted:https://twitter.com/terminatorlake/status/1474165644132118539?t=2mAGYOOe1kKqzdjZRoO8jA&s=19 check out the slapfight in the replies https://twitter.com/dirtpiss/status/1474312055079378944 https://twitter.com/maximum_pepsi_/status/1474327538017222658 continued in thread
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Turpitude II posted:check out the slapfight in the replies I don't get it at all. Is it accurate or not? What does people have problems with here?
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Feliday Melody posted:I don't get it at all. Is it accurate or not? What does people have problems with here? The term object permanence is usually a basic tool used to compare animal intelligence. Most animals can't do it, block off line of site and as far as the animal knows the object is gone. Babies develop it around 5 months. Some people with ADHD have "out of sight out of mind" they know they object is still there, they just struggle to keep their attention on it, some people also call this object permanence. So using the term "object permanence" is kind of insulting as your insinuating ADHD people lack a key component of human intelligence which they do not.
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Feliday Melody posted:I don't get it at all. Is it accurate or not? What does people have problems with here? Object permanence is a thing that babies develop around eight to nine months old and means "just because I cannot see the thing I realise that the thing doesn't stop existing". Whether or not you remember where you put your keys, you know your keys don't stop existing because you can't see them.
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Mega Comrade posted:From what I understand (I could be completely wrong) Do animals not have object permanence though? Like, most predators don't think prey is permanently gone the moment they lose sight of it, otherwise they'd all starve, right? If I put an object in between my cats and a toy they investigate. Do my cats think I'm gone forever every time I'm not in the same room as them?
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Skwirl posted:Do animals not have object permanence though? Like, most predators don't think prey is permanently gone the moment they lose sight of it, otherwise they'd all starve, right? If I put an object in between my cats and a toy they investigate. Cats and dogs have a partially developed one. There have done studies and if you hide a toy, both often will fail the test. Hide food and they usually pass it maybe because of smell? Not sure why. Primates have a high developed one, close to humans. A lot of predators have some level of it but a lot of prey animals have none. I only know a cursory knowledge about it sorry.
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Mega Comrade posted:From what I understand (I could be completely wrong) That makes sense. Thanks.
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loving squirrels can remember where they stashed their nuts (mostly) pointing out object permanence is delightful for determining which "i'm ADD" people are just unrecoverable loving idiots /e: i feel bad about the way i said that, but not bad enough to change it stringless has a new favorite as of 12:41 on Dec 25, 2021 |
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