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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches






flavor.flv has a new favorite as of 16:56 on Dec 25, 2021

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Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Warbird posted:

Sweat aside how the hell do you night shower weirdos get your hair to do anything in the morning?

This is my objection precisely. There is no way my various cowlicks and bedhead can be beaten into shape without a shower.

Parrot Doctor
Aug 28, 2004

My fedora usually presses the hair down after wearing it for an hour

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I have a lot of hair and it takes a long time to naturally dry so no way am I gonna jump straight into bed. And using a blow dryer if I'm not going out seems silly

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
I know it seems weird or awkward or whatever, but fellas, get a bath robe.

Take a hot shower at night, towel off, and put on your bath robe.

Absolute imperial king poo poo.

[unless you have kids in the house. don't be the dad where you have dong flopping out of a robe]

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/CoreyLaddo/status/1474778001418166285?s=20

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
Arcane spoilers, I guess?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXZj8TyH4_w

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I have a pretty long beard, and decent hair - two showers a day minimum. Just dry my hair and beard with a towel like a normal person.

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

ME WHEN I SHOWER AND I DO IT FIVE TIMES A DAY I SQUAT REAL LOW AND PUT THE SHOWERHEAD UP MY rear end ON FULL BLAST AT LEAST TWO HOURS A DAY

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

deported to Canada posted:

I can't read past this post without saying that these are books you definitely want to read if you like good books.

I put it off for the longest time and when I started I mocked the guy who recommended them relentlessly; 'Gardens of the Moon' had some Pinocchio like marionette running around and names of characters that were cheesy as gently caress. I'm happy to say that I was so wrong and the series was outstanding. I'd even say that it taught me the true meaning of nihilism.

I particularly liked the authors foreword where he essentially said if you cant make it past the first few chapters then give up and if you make it to the middle of the first book you will probably read them all. He was right.

I read all 13 books on a long sea voyage many years ago and upon finishing the last one I set it down and realised that literally none of it had sank in. Despite what people say sometimes not explaining things at all is not good writing and may in-fact be the opposite.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

organburner posted:

ME WHEN I SHOWER AND I DO IT FIVE TIMES A DAY I SQUAT REAL LOW AND PUT THE SHOWERHEAD UP MY rear end ON FULL BLAST AT LEAST TWO HOURS A DAY

:same:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Crescent Wrench posted:

This is my objection precisely. There is no way my various cowlicks and bedhead can be beaten into shape without a shower.

just put your head under the shower for 5 seconds, or even just wet your comb or brush under a tap

Catatron Prime
Aug 23, 2010

IT ME



Toilet Rascal

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Lol that Christmas is the last of a hundred “mas”es that we must vanquish, yet it has absorbed the power of all the others like Jet Li

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I know it seems weird or awkward or whatever, but fellas, get a bath robe.

Take a hot shower at night, towel off, and put on your bath robe.

Absolute imperial king poo poo.

[unless you have kids in the house. don't be the dad where you have dong flopping out of a robe]

I save the bath robe dong flop for when I answer the door to the Amazon guy

Heroic Yoshimitsu
Jan 15, 2008





flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://ve.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_q203308gAT1ud1xg1.mp4

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I know it seems weird or awkward or whatever, but fellas, get a bath robe.

Take a hot shower at night, towel off, and put on your bath robe.

Absolute imperial king poo poo.

[unless you have kids in the house. don't be the dad where you have dong flopping out of a robe]

now this goon loving gets it.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
this capitalist hell gives us such little for genuine luxury, goons I beg you to buy a nice bath robe and enjoy a nice hot night shower, you will feel like a pampered little french princeling

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Plus you'll look classy like a mob boss when you step outside in the cold to get your morning paper

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
Maybe you goons sweating your rear end off at night should open a window or turn on the AC :smuggo:

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Milo and POTUS posted:

Plus you'll look classy like a mob boss when you step outside in the cold to get your morning paper

have I, at times, walked around smoking a cigar in my bathrobe talking like Tony Soprano? Maybe.

Will I probably do so tonight? Absolutely.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mr. Crow posted:

Maybe you goons sweating your rear end off at night should open a window or turn on the AC :smuggo:

Untreated sleep apnea will cause night sweats too.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

sexpig by night posted:

have I, at times, walked around smoking a cigar in my bathrobe talking like Tony Soprano? Maybe.

Will I probably do so tonight? Absolutely.

:hfive:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

sexpig by night posted:

have I, at times, walked around smoking a cigar in my bathrobe talking like Tony Soprano? Maybe.

Will I probably do so tonight? Absolutely.

I binge watched that whole show a few months ago and started talking like Tony all the time, it's infectious.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


Why post a cropped version?



(Also: dang, Eegra doesn't exist any more :(. Funnily enough this was from the first search result I got for Eegra, which was the freakin Know Your Meme page for Loss...)

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012










https://twitter.com/VeryBadLlama/status/1469756987105763333
https://twitter.com/AetiusRF/status/1464728307786825728
https://twitter.com/queerapika/status/1459232722707230724?s=21

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Mr. Crow posted:

Maybe you goons sweating your rear end off at night should open a window or turn on the AC :smuggo:

I always sleep with a window open except for the odd night in winter. Pretty sure sweat is just something that will happen constantly. Even if it's just a tiny amount, I want to start my day with a clean slate as it were. No-one else may be able to notice the tiny amount of sleep sweat but just knowing it's there makes me feel uncomfortable.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Just shower in the middle of the day exactly between when you wake up & fall asleep.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Just never stop showering.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Benny Harvey posted:

I always sleep with a window open except for the odd night in winter. Pretty sure sweat is just something that will happen constantly. Even if it's just a tiny amount, I want to start my day with a clean slate as it were. No-one else may be able to notice the tiny amount of sleep sweat but just knowing it's there makes me feel uncomfortable.

You do constantly excrete oil and things through your skin. That's how skin works. It's not gross.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Facebook Aunt posted:

You do constantly excrete oil and things through your skin. That's how skin works. It's not gross.

And I'm fine with that, just not at the start of the day.

A shower also helps wake me up

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

I know it seems weird or awkward or whatever, but fellas, get a bath robe.

Take a hot shower at night, towel off, and put on your bath robe.

Absolute imperial king poo poo.

[unless you have kids in the house. don't be the dad where you have dong flopping out of a robe]

I have five of them and I immediately take off my clothes when I come into the house and put the robe on. I am not wearing clothes if I can avoid it.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Android Apocalypse posted:

Just shower in the middle of the day exactly between when you wake up & fall asleep.

chaos option: take the shower in the middle of your sleep period instead.

The goon that recently said they used to fall asleep in the shower after long shifts would have this poo poo aced.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Just shower in the middle of the day exactly between when you wake up & fall asleep.

https://youtu.be/5_YeduJz1f8

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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
I just roll around in the dust outside, good enough

re luxury I got some silk pajamas now I need a smoking jacket

also I like a cold room to sleep so I fill up some hot water bottles and toss em under pillow and blanket so I can stay warm but breathe cold crispy air

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