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How do you compromise with someone who insists you show no affection for your pet and would prefer if you just kept it locked away while they're around? You don't. So long, Kyle.
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Yeah that cat is not dirty, dump the boyfriend
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Dec 25, 2021 23:24
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Yes, putting a cat in The Hole like your home is Shawshank will definitely teach it to not rub against a toothbrush.
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Dec 25, 2021 23:27
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA FOR BEING MAD AT A AWFUL GIFT HUSBAND GAVE ME? OP posted:update: and a bit more info. 1.Yes I’m fact he DID say it was my gift. And yes he said to help me change. 2.when we met he was not like this or at least it was never apparent . It slowly became more of a thing then hit overdrive when he started watching throw guy. 3. I actually have in fact listened to him speak and find him intolerable. For many reasons. All this said , after realizing he somehow hosed up (at least to my POV) he actually went out and got me some movies I wanted to see that we couldn’t because of covid. A couple of Xbox gift cards to buy a game. And a uno type game “cuz I like that kinda stuff” so he made an attempt to make me feel better and happier and not be as much of an rear end even if he still can’t understand why I’m upset. For those who keep saying I should just be happy I got a gift. I’d have been happier without it. Thank you everyone for your judgment .
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Dec 25, 2021 23:31
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Cthulu Carl posted:Yes, putting a cat in The Hole like your home is Shawshank will definitely teach it to not rub against a toothbrush. Even if it wasn't cruel and pointless, this is how you turn a cat that sleeps peacefully on the nightstand into a cat that screams all night long in a crate.
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Dec 25, 2021 23:33
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I can understand people who complain about pet hygiene when there's actually an issue, like someone who lets their dog poo poo all over the apartment or never changes the cat's litter box. But just basic "there is a pet in the home and sometimes people touch it" is the baseline for having a pet.
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Dec 25, 2021 23:45
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If it is wrong to kiss the forehead of a cat, i do not wish to be right
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Dec 25, 2021 23:52
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That's a cool catte
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Dec 25, 2021 23:57
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Mr. Lobe posted:If it is wrong to kiss the forehead of a cat, i do not wish to be right
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Dec 26, 2021 00:02
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The Maroon Hawk posted:I've known a fair amount of chronically late people but holy poo poo poo poo this takes the cake for best excuse I will do this to justify being like, 5 minutes late (and then half the group shows up after me anyhow.) lol at rolling in an hour late and dropping that excuse.
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Dec 26, 2021 00:08
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Mr. Lobe posted:If it is wrong to kiss the forehead of a cat, i do not wish to be right
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Dec 26, 2021 00:08
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Maybe they could compromise and lock Kyle out or put Kyle in a crate.
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Dec 26, 2021 00:16
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the holy poopacy posted:I will do this to justify being like, 5 minutes late (and then half the group shows up after me anyhow.) lol at rolling in an hour late and dropping that excuse. Okay yeah I guess I’m guilty of this sometimes too lol but for like parties and poo poo, not an important meeting, and absolutely not an hour
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Dec 26, 2021 00:19
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I'm chronically fifteen minutes early to everything because i have a lot of anxiety about being late. My ex couldn't be on time for anything. That's not why we broke up, but I sure don't miss "hold on I have to do my eyebrows for a third time before we go."
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Dec 26, 2021 00:33
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3 kisses is a little much but whatever. However, OMG I would be terrified of having my face/head mauled for trying to kiss a cat on the stomach. Showing their belly is always a trick a horrible bloody trick that I fall for every time. Other than that nothing really abnormal. Rinse the brush in some Listerine or change the brush head and keep it in a drawer.
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Dec 26, 2021 00:45
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Cats are designed to be kissed on their little heads. That’s why their heads are so little.
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Dec 26, 2021 01:00
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The best part is pulling away from the kiss to see their ears ever-so-slightly back, giving you the look that indicates you get one kiss for now. Just the one.
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Dec 26, 2021 01:02
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As a treat
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Mr. Lobe posted:If it is wrong to kiss the forehead of a cat, i do not wish to be right I do this to my cats all the time and I will never stop
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Dec 26, 2021 01:05
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My dog gives me hugs and I will never stop (Her kisses are kinda gross)
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Dec 26, 2021 01:06
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Next year I want Santa to bring some spines. AITA for not liking what my boyfriend got me for Christmas? quote:So, a little backstory, my boyfriend and I have been together for a little over a year. I always pay for our dates, and there hasn’t been a time where he has seriously offered. We live in a pretty small town (less than 2,000 people) and very little restaurants, so I always get him food when I go into the nearby city. He is unemployed even though he is fully capable of getting a job. That’s why I pay for everything. But this one, nice. AITA for not going to my uncle's for Christmas? quote:Earlier this year, I (21, AFAB) started dating my (19, MtF) gf, who is pre-transition. My family already knew I wasn't straight, and never had any issues. I asked my grandma if she thought any of our family members would have an issue with her. AITA for just giving everyone money for Christmas? quote:I'm 45F. Story involves me, husband (46M), and our two teens (17F and 15M).
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Dec 26, 2021 01:10
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Mr. Lobe posted:If it is wrong to kiss the forehead of a cat, i do not wish to be right Hell, when I lived with a girlfriend who had a cat, I'd play a dumb game with the cat I called "Kitty Phone" where I'd pick him up, poke his belly gently and make touchtone sounds, then hold him up to my head and have a made up phone conversation. He the gently caress I survived not getting my face clawed off I'll never know but I guess the cat enjoyed it too?
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Dec 26, 2021 01:35
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Ime when cats show tou their belly they're trusting you. It's a form of affection. Do not abuse that trust.
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Dec 26, 2021 01:37
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Cthulu Carl posted:Yes, putting a cat in The Hole like your home is Shawshank will definitely teach it to not rub against a toothbrush. Surely Pawshank. Or Meowcatraz. Or Cattica.
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Dec 26, 2021 01:49
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Armitag3 posted:Ime when cats show tou their belly they're trusting you. It's a form of affection. Do not abuse that trust.
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Dec 26, 2021 01:50
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A Jordan Peterson book is the only gift that’s more insulting and self-serving than homer’s bowling ball
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Dec 26, 2021 01:51
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Armitag3 posted:Ime when cats show tou their belly they're trusting you. It's a form of affection. Do not abuse that trust. It’s either a sign of trust or a trap. Sometimes both.
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Dec 26, 2021 01:59
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If you're in a new relationship and your new partner has a cat and you don't befriend that cat, you are a stone cold idiot. Firstly because every cat owner I ever met thinks their cat is a great judge of character, so that cat can be your man on the inside, but also who doesn't want kitty friends?
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Dec 26, 2021 01:59
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Batterypowered7 posted:The Weasel is NOT dead. You take that back right this instant! 
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for just giving everyone money for Christmas? Also 420 kiss cats every day
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Armitag3 posted:Ime when cats show tou their belly they're trusting you. It's a form of affection. Do not abuse that trust. Eh, one of my cats likes having her belly rubbed and doesn't even care if you do it with your feet. You can also wear her around the house like a scarf. She's just happy to be a part of whatever's going on, unlike the other cat who bolts if you stand up too quickly. In conclusion cats are a land of contrast.
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Dec 26, 2021 02:24
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EvilJoven posted:If either my wife or I declared that we were going to stay at home in our little house with no kids you better loving believe the one left earning a wage for 2 is gonna expect to come home and just put their feet up and not do anything back to scratch their rear end and watch TV. Unless you're living in a giant McMansion in the dust belt, two people with no kids aren't making that much of a mess that one person isn't doing all their daily chores in under a couple hours. OTOH, taking out the rubbish is once a week and laundry is 99% dumping it in the machine and leaving it. Unless she wants him to iron everything as well, those two jobs are easy as hell and probably just a sop so she doesn't feel alone in maintaining the home. OTOHOH she's the one who decided to give up working to stay at home.
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Dec 26, 2021 02:25
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trickybiscuits posted:As a teenager, I would have been disappointed not to get gifts for Christmas but holy poo poo, three hundred bucks would have made up for it This year I called up my nephews and was like. "If there's something you want I will try to get it, but I need you to tell me now so it can be shipped. Otherwise I will get you gift cards." And both of them were like "gently caress yeah Amazon gift cards."
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Anticheese posted:Surely Pawshank. Or Meowcatraz. Or Cattica. Fursom
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NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:If you're in a new relationship and your new partner has a cat and you don't befriend that cat, you are a stone cold idiot. Firstly because every cat owner I ever met thinks their cat is a great judge of character, so that cat can be your man on the inside, but also who doesn't want kitty friends? I dated someone once who had just the nastiest little yappy dog. Hated everyone. So I bought some sausages and lightly rubbed one on my shoes and the legs of my jeans. The dog sniffed and licked me and, to the untrained eye, looked like he really liked me. Got me laid. Can recommend.
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Dec 26, 2021 02:37
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I mean what if the person was just aroused by sausages and didn't care about the dog? Too many confounding variables to tell here.
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Dec 26, 2021 02:44
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El Spamo posted:My dog gives me hugs and I will never stop Teach your dog to ride on your back while hugging you, like a cloak
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Armitag3 posted:Ime when cats show tou their belly they're trusting you. It's a form of affection. Do not abuse that trust. This why you start by scritching their chest, because they have bones there so it's not as squishy and vulnerable and it's an easy switch from under the chin, and then you move down towards the belly until they roll over or give you a warning shot. Do that every time and eventually you earn the free pass to skip that and go directly in for it every time!
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Merry Christmas everybody! Here's a /r/relationships post I did about wanting to get railed by the Grinch if anybody is looking for some light reading. https://www.faulkneresque.com/post/part-x-grinch-kinks
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theshitpostdiaries posted:Merry Christmas everybody! Here's a /r/relationships post I did about wanting to get railed by the Grinch if anybody is looking for some light reading. Some very unusual replies
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