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https://opensea.io/assets/0x495f947...240263765393409 lmao $1,100
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From the description:quote:Background: Nathen Mazri , world's youngest Garfield licensee, founded GarfieldEATS, 1st lasagna chain, with the creator of Garfield comics, Jim Davis. Nathen has over 10Million mentions/memes & 250,000 Instagram fans surrounded by a huge media hype around his creative food novelty and became an instant internet celebrity sensation worldwide especially among the 200 million Garfield fans globally. is... is he Psyduck?    Where did that line even come from? I don't recall ever hearing him talk about the fact that he has telepathy
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The Uri Geller of Cartoon Pizza
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smellmycheese posted:PARTYTIME! The most star studded entergagement affair since Doobie used goon money to pay an American Idol winner to mow his lawn
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Seth Pecksniff posted:From the description: he can feel your entergorgement before you do
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Nickelodeon felt Nathen's powerful psychic energies and decided they had to act before he had utterly superseded them.
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Tato posted:Did he ever, at any point in this insane endeavor, just try selling the Garfield shaped pizza pans? No. Those were a trade secret Edit: remember when people thought Nathen losing his license would be the end of the insanity? Ha ha Double edit: “valuable” operations manual means he’s going to ask for arbitrary obscene amount of money because he has no idea what things actually cost. Bummer Frank Frank fucked around with this message at 20:44 on Dec 30, 2021 |
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Dec 30, 2021 20:41
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Apparently for the last several days he's been searching Twitter for posts even slightly related to NFTs and trying to promote his beneath them  
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Tato posted:Did he ever, at any point in this insane endeavor, just try selling the Garfield shaped pizza pans? You see, if Nathen heard this idea, what he’d take away from it is “selling Big Cow Lasagna pans”.
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reignofevil posted:Nickelodeon felt Nathen's powerful psychic energies and decided they had to act before he had utterly superseded them. 
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whats your reheatedlasagnasona? are you the "dried cheese on top" the "molten magma edges" or the "still frozen center"?
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Dec 30, 2021 20:58
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From time to time Nathen makes Dr. Manhattans of us all.
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Blue Moonlight posted:You see, if Nathen heard this idea, what he’d take away from it is “selling Big Cow Lasagna pans”. Honestly Nathen's ideas aren't horrifically bad, they're just standard marketing schlock. Buy a whole lot of lasagna pans on wholesale, mark them up, sell them as "Big Cow Lasagna", boom, profit. It is feasible as long as you put some marketing behind it But fortunately for us our big boy marketing genius has the brains of a toad when it comes to this so he just keeps on trying to grasp at straws, looking for the next get rich quick scheme
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:whats your reheatedlasagnasona? are you the "dried cheese on top" the "molten magma edges" or the "still frozen center"? All restaurant lasagna is reheated lasagna, much of it server right out of a microwave
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Randal posted:All restaurant lasagna is reheated lasagna, much of it server right out of a microwave wait... what? y-y-y-you mean papa olive garden doesn't wake up at 5am and hand roll out his signature noodle dough? ;-;
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CodfishCartographer posted:Apparently for the last several days he's been searching Twitter for posts even slightly related to NFTs and trying to promote his beneath them That's really nasty. gently caress him, I hope no one buys his lovely NFTs.
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BigBadSteve posted:That's really nasty. gently caress him, I hope no one buys his lovely NFTs. Considering how he keeps telling people they'll cost less than a dollar, but they apparently have an actual cost of over a thousand dollars, I suspect ~0 people actually will buy them
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BigBadSteve posted:That's really nasty. gently caress him, I hope no one buys his lovely NFTs.
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Until they realize he's a whale with an endless supply of money and start grifting the hell out of him I'm expecting that to happen eventually "Buy my NFT and I'll buy yours" or something like that but they never buy his
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:wait... what? y-y-y-you mean papa olive garden doesn't wake up at 5am and hand roll out his signature noodle dough? ;-; Lol what I saw cooking in an "authentic" italian restaurant was enough to give up on the industry, I'm sure I'd get even more depressed if I saw all the shortcuts a chain restaurant took Most restaurants are like kitchen nightmares except that they don't ever get better. Only restaurants I go to anymore are takeout places Randal fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Dec 30, 2021 |
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i can't get over how "pizza, lasagna, coffee" is such a terrible combination coffee?!? i get how garfield drinks coffee but nobody ever thinks 'i wish i had some coffee to wash this lasagna down"
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Looks like someone doesn't have an entergagers mindset
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im saint germain posted:Considering how he keeps telling people they'll cost less than a dollar, but they apparently have an actual cost of over a thousand dollars, I suspect ~0 people actually will buy them https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1476356126354595842?s=20
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lmao "we'll get around to it next time"
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The world's first ever #Garfield superspreader event.
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Shneak posted:The world's first ever #Garfield superspreader event. Youth is an asset not a liability
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the lowest priced NFT in the world sounds like a good investment
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Does he think no one else in the world has thought to sell an NFT for $1? Even if not what exactly is the very weird flex here
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Mozi posted:i can't get over how "pizza, lasagna, coffee" is such a terrible combination ' garfficino is my new starbucks' is a thought he had and then thought he could make other people think
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Mozi posted:i can't get over how "pizza, lasagna, coffee" is such a terrible combination it's my understanding that coffee systems are fairly easy to incorporate into a restaurant from a logistics standpoint and drinks are generally the highest percent markup of anything served. like i'm honestly surprised he didn't opt for a soft serve or froyo machine.
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right... i understand how he could justify this but it's another reason why this is so fascinating, nobody in their right mind would ever actually bring this to reality. like, he already has an orange theme going on, just sell orange soda or something, maybe the gimmick is it's all orange but different flavors. but coffee just doesn't go with pizza or lasagna (exception, eating cold day-old pizza the morning after w/ coffee, but not fresh from the restaurant...)
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A room of eight competent humans could spend maybe three days with a white board and come up with a better business model for exploiting both the Garfield and Scooby Doo licenses with fast food restaurants Nathen's ideas are way more interesting because they're so obviously far off the mark, they're not even good first drafts that you could iterate and build on
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Nathan presents: Captain Planet Biplane Rentals
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The best part? No classes on Mondays
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