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Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Maxwell Lord posted:

Okay I have no idea how you do a half hour wrestling show. That's like, one match and some stuff around it? Two maybe?

You could have Wardlow powerbomb someone like 80 times.

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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

or have Wardlow powerbomb 80 people 1 time

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Alaois posted:

or have Wardlow powerbomb 80 people 1 time

Like that Inoki slap thing... Hell yeah!

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Maxwell Lord posted:

Okay I have no idea how you do a half hour wrestling show. That's like, one match and some stuff around it? Two maybe?

I mean presumably since it's a WWE show every match is no longer than 3 minutes so you could probably fit a lot of them in 30 minutes even with ads.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Alaois posted:

or have Wardlow powerbomb 80 people 1 time

And have a ref count them as being pinned even though they're not like that Kevin Nash gauntlet thing from late stage WCW.

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Maxwell Lord posted:

Okay I have no idea how you do a half hour wrestling show. That's like, one match and some stuff around it? Two maybe?

That was the conceit of That's JPW, 1 match a week with prematch interviews with each competitor. But that was for TJPW to get more english speaking eyes on the regular product rather than what is ostensibly a full division's show

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!
Wasn't Wrestling Society X a 30 minute show?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Zombie Lemur posted:

And have a ref count them as being pinned even though they're not like that Kevin Nash gauntlet thing from late stage WCW.

its a special Do A Powerbomb match where the win condition is that you have to do a powerbomb to win, if any of the 80 dudes manage to powerbomb him first then they keep going

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

Happy bread year everyone

https://twitter.com/cozy_lariat/status/1476992862911098880

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Alaois posted:

or have Wardlow powerbomb 80 people 1 time

Capt Dean offscreen: "fuckin extras..."

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

https://twitter.com/mikeywhipwreck_/status/1477149905688875013

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Alaois posted:

or have Wardlow powerbomb 80 people 1 time

At the same time?

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
https://twitter.com/sammyguevara/status/1477124910522814464

https://twitter.com/sammyguevara/status/1477156735060226050

Awesome, can everyone shut up now?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

SG Bamboo posted:

That was the conceit of That's JPW, 1 match a week with prematch interviews with each competitor. But that was for TJPW to get more english speaking eyes on the regular product rather than what is ostensibly a full division's show

What's this now?

Rarity posted:

Awesome, can everyone shut up now?

no.

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004





No, now is the time for goon body language experts to argue over whether or not that’s a shoot NYE kiss or if they’re doing a worked romance angle.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

I’d prefer that ya didn’t

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

History Comes Inside! posted:

No, now is the time for goon body language experts to argue over whether or not that’s a shoot NYE kiss or if they’re doing a worked romance angle.

Why would you speak this evil into the world?

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Quantum of Phallus posted:

I’d prefer that ya didn’t

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
vindication for bouncy gyms with the foam pits

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/1477139085663821829

Matt is resigned to his wife being sexy.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


Matt won

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
:chefkiss:
https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1477208148679475207


Also:
https://twitter.com/uug_p_raku/status/1477212607581163522

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Why is Raku looking at butts?

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



She went to a poop museum

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
YOH should try getting his art installed there

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
You should try getting your posts installed there.
e: bazinga

Shard
Jul 30, 2005


I love how Matt is like "Look at my wife and ask me why I have so many kids." As a wife guy I approve

Big Queefy
Jan 27, 2013


I thought that was Sonny Kiss and this was some HFO storyline.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Oh my goodness lol

https://twitter.com/TranquiloClubYT/status/1477127668109881351

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
That doesn't look like Statlander at all.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Cursed

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

looks like a 4th hemsworth

bebaloorpabopalo
Nov 23, 2005

I'm not interested in constructive criticism, believe me.
https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1477188649850605569
https://twitter.com/bryanalvarez/status/1477327783739092992

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

what an absolute legend

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Alvarez showing some self awareness

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


Cursed with a horny wife is the actual best Matt Hardy gimmick

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Following on the footsteps of Moxley, Black, and Buddy Matthews, here is A NEW wrestler "escapes" video!

https://twitter.com/DanhausenAD/status/1477142616139513858?s=20

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/ZickyDice/status/1477326456032161792

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Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


Rarity posted:

Why is Raku looking at butts?

Catalan nativity tradition.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caganer

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