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Akratic Method posted:I regret to inform you that all garfields are non-fuckable, unless you count your imagination, in which case not one is ever unfuckable. 
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Akratic Method posted:The only single owner! All other owners of this NFT are married! Another victory for celibacy!
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Jan 1, 2022 11:29
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Frank Frank posted:Nathen has no idea how NFTs work, right? Depends on what you mean. At a technical level no, he doesn’t have a clue. However, he seems to have figured out they are mainly a way to fleece people out of money for nothing, so I think he’s got the important part.
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Strapped in and ready to entergage. https://twitter.com/nathenmazri/status/1476927219629010946?s=20
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If I lived in Toronto I would totally go. Wait, what happened to the “pop star” he promised in the last message?
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Frank Frank posted:If I lived in Toronto I would totally go. Wait, what happened to the “pop star” he promised in the last message? Aren’t the “tickets” like $1000
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Jan 1, 2022 15:40
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david_a posted:Aren’t the “tickets” like $1000 At that price it’s just going to be Nathen, that 5 star chef and
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if the 5-star chef isn't serving garfield-shaped pizzas with orange coffee, i'm not interested
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I am really interested in what Nathen considers to be a “pop star” though. Washed up TV actor? C-list Instagram celebrity? (Most likely) a muppet/someone in a cartoon mascot suit
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Frank Frank posted:I am really interested in what Nathen considers to be a “pop star” though. It's Garfield. Calling it now.
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Jan 1, 2022 16:14
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The pop star is Garfield suit guy and the five star chef is Nathen himself with the food being microwaved Big Cow Lasagna.
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Jan 1, 2022 16:16
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Everybody is a five star chef - when you are cooking with Big Cow Lasagna (no longer affiliated with Garfield, Scooby Doo or any intellectual property owned by China Film Group Corporation)
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Fork jail predates him losing the license by a lot iirc, but what I can't figure out is why he would've been mad at Nickelodeon before then?
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Seth Pecksniff posted:It would kind of be horrifying if you showed up to this fancy affair and the decomposing corpse of Screech was just sitting there mouth agape Cadaver SynodEATS!
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Seth Pecksniff posted:It would kind of be horrifying if you showed up to this fancy affair and the decomposing corpse of Screech was just sitting there mouth agape This thread is getting weird
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Futanari Damacy posted:This poo poo should be damnatio memoriae'd. Consign it to the ash heap of history. Mneow!!
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My favorite posters ITT are the ones that read the whole thing and come out frothing-at-the-mouth angry at Nathen
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Best thing about Nathen is how he hasnt really hurt anyone so far. His projects dont even seem to be based around grifting money out of people. He just wants to do what he likes, and clumsily tries to veil his hobbies into a business so he can keep asking more money from daddy. He's a nice and inoffensive, extremely canadian version of the american big adult son archetype.
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The Alchemist posted:Best thing about Nathen is how he hasnt really hurt anyone so far. His projects dont even seem to be based around grifting money out of people. He just wants to do what he likes, and clumsily tries to veil his hobbies into a business so he can keep asking more money from daddy. He's a nice and inoffensive, extremely canadian version of the american big adult son archetype. Ed Buck EATS???? 
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Jan 1, 2022 17:41
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5 one star chefs microwaving frozen lasagna.
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Jan 1, 2022 17:48
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The Alchemist posted:Best thing about Nathen is how he hasnt really hurt anyone so far. His projects dont even seem to be based around grifting money out of people. He just wants to do what he likes, and clumsily tries to veil his hobbies into a business so he can keep asking more money from daddy. He's a nice and inoffensive, extremely canadian version of the american big adult son archetype. He hurts himself. Does that count? Also lol Nathen is absolutely into coke culture
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Mazri was hooked on benzos before he was 15yo according to Arabiolosis. Yeah hes probably on all kinds of poo poo
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The Alchemist posted:Mazri was hooked on benzos before he was 15yo according to Arabiolosis. Yeah hes probably on all kinds of poo poo I love that we are collectively invested j this enough that people can quote Nathen’s weird-rear end book
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Have a little respect the book changed my life! I'm on my way becoming the next world's youngest Garfield licensee, thanks to Mazri's 10 laws
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Futanari Damacy posted:Fork jail predates him losing the license by a lot iirc, but what I can't figure out is why he would've been mad at Nickelodeon before then? I don't remember the details but Nickelodeon bought the rights to everything related to Garfield in early 2021. Somehow after that buyout Nathen lost his Garfield license. It didn't get pulled, he just lost it somehow. That's when he pivoted to Scooby Doo EATS where literally everything was the same except that he changed the labels on the frozen lasagna. He somehow managed to get the Garfield license back and he literally live streamed himself deleting Scooby Doo EATS tweets and other related content. Anyway the fork jail thing came during the Scooby Doo EATS era.
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I love that the book is unedited
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Futanari Damacy posted:I love that the book is unedited Why edit perfection?
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Nathen Mazri has become like a prisoner for injustice, like a soldier fighting for his life, and like a survivor thriving out of the kingdom for his freedom. All Nathen wanted was to feel alive. Nathen, a young Arab-Canadian man is leaving Laval in the French province of Quebec with his family to settle in a soon to be discovered a tyrannical kingdom of Arabia in the middle of the desert sinking his soul in monotony, an unspoken epidemic, and defeated by suppression for over 12 years of his life lingering with broken dreams, Scoliosis, sexual identity crisis, bipolar disease, and the struggle to claim true elusive love. THE MOST SHOCKING REVELATION NEVER BEEN TOLD BEFORE Destiny is all-knowing, all-mysterious putting Nathen’s will to succeed and survive as a thinking species rather than a feeling species into test. This self-help memoir will empower you with the laws to self-reflection, self-awareness, and self introspection involving critical thinking even under the most suppressed circumstances as these are the golden keys of life. THE EVOLUTION OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY HAS UNFORTUNATELY TURNED THE HOMO SAPIENS FROM THINKING SPECIES INTO FEELING SPECIES.
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Zeniel posted:Read my autobiography to get some self-help for your depression. Tiime to blow your brains out and wake the gently caress up motherfucker!! lmao
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It is kinda nice that Nathen sorta(?) came to terms with his sexuality in a healthy way (or at least on his own terms) within culture that absolutely doesn’t tolerate homosexuality. Then again, he’s rich so that probably has something to do with it. Edit: then again he makes out with a stuffed Garfield so idk
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Frank Frank posted:It is kinda nice that Nathen sorta(?) came to terms with his sexuality in a healthy way (or at least on his own terms) within culture that absolutely doesn’t tolerate homosexuality. Then again, he’s rich so that probably has something to do with it. He wanted to add C for Celibate to LGBTQ+ for him personally and was aggrieved when told to gtfo
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:He wanted to add C for Celibate to LGBTQ+ for him personally and was aggrieved when told to gtfo I mean, he’s a gay man so he’s already included. I just took that as Nathen’s compulsion to market/create something that didn’t need creating and adds nothing to general discourse. That’s kinda his thing.
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its not nice to judge people but i 99.9% assume the conversation went: someone who isn't nathen: "we dont like garfield associating with... sexuality" nathen: "no problem. no problem... in fact it's perfect!!! im not even sexual! im celebate!! see??? *starts taking off pants*"
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