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I have too many to count but one of the many I’m still embarrassed about is in Vegas getting wasted on many free vodka redbulls at a paigow table then going to an Evil Dead stage show where I sat in front and was so incredibly obnoxious they selected me as the person to get Carrie’d in front of the crowd. Walking back to the hotel after I continually yelled out OLE, OLE OLE OLE and had my own let’s go Sami/Cena sucks chant. Once back at the hotel a couple spotted the good time I was having and offered (or more specifically, I took) the last shot of their tequila before going into their room and no joke asking the guy to let me give him a diamond cutter. He agreed as long as he could give me a rock bottom which I happily obliged. When he did it the ~70 dollars of chips I had in my hoody pocket exploded out and I never saw them again. His girlfriend carried me back to my room who I asked to give me a suplex which she probably took the wrong way and let me just fall into bed to pass out. I threw up a lot of red liquid the next morning in casino bathrooms because of all the sugar drinks the Evil Dead show gave out. Tweak fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jan 1, 2022 |
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boxcarhobo posted:i like anime a lot but i never even tried eva at all for some reason, im in my 30s now should i just do it or would i not get it because im not a sad teenager now just do it. i mean this in a nice way but you're a goon in 2021 i think eva will still resonate with you, as it did does and continues to with me
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yea ok posted:just do it. i mean this in a nice way but you're a goon in 2021 i think eva will still resonate with you, as it did does and continues to with me idk why i never did, it always seemed like something i would like since gits sac is like top 3 favorite shows ever for me, but this year has to be the year, im gonna be an eva nerd now
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Jan 1, 2022 03:19
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Me and the boys were doing Four Horsemen shots at the bar the day after I split with my ex, at one point I blacked out. When I came to I was in my friends kitchen in the middle of the night eating all his pickles. His mom came in and asked how I was doing and I said something to the affect of “it’s the hunger of the night”. Their entire family never lets me live it down.
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Jan 1, 2022 03:21
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my worst drinking experience was when i drank a ton of 40s in college and ended up throwing up so much that i burned my vocal cords and had donald ducks voice for three weeks. even the most sympathetic friends were laughing at me. "is this what my voice sounds like doc" i quacked at the doctor and he laughed and said no. my worst NYE experience was doing acid & shrooms & going to a butthole surfers concert with my friend in NYC and i lost sight of him immediately and throughout the entire show on a projector behind the band was a 30-second clip on loop of horrible horror movie kills, a woman's head being split by an axe, that one guy's head exploding etc. 3 hours this poo poo! alone! didn't even care for butthole surfers, really! and then we missed our train back it was the last train oh lord.what a ordeal.
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yea ok posted:just want everyone to know i was able to watch 365 movies this year barely I did this in 2018 and I wish I hadn’t
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At a company Christmas party I got pretty wrecked but didn't do anything stupid but then a work friend threw a lighter into the fire it exploded and she kissed me on the cheek and I was like, whoa! What the gently caress. That was rad! And then she disappeared. I walked home at like 3am. I'd normally take the tram but the first one would go at like 5am. Crossing a bridge I met a dude who was also at the party coming from the other direction for some weird reason. I kinda didn't like him and thought he hated me so I got ready for the showdown in the dead of night on a bridge. Very epic. But then he just chatted me up for a minute. I had a McDonald's bag with a 20 box of chicken nuggets in it and offered him one. That's not really very funny or bad but I wanted to share it anyway because I just thought of it again. The next day my boss sent me photos from the party and I won't share them here but I don't remember half of it.
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Jan 1, 2022 03:23
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:I did this in 2018 and I wish I hadn’t it's nbd i did 380 last year it's jsut a fun number to see. gamifying hobbies is my bag, baby
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That DICK! posted:my worst drinking experience was when i drank a ton of 40s in college and ended up throwing up so much that i burned my vocal cords and had donald ducks voice for three weeks. even the most sympathetic friends were laughing at me. "is this what my voice sounds like doc" i quacked at the doctor and he laughed and said no. lmfao
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oh another story but its Bad and I do not condone past Me's actions but like 5 of us were completely blitzed on the weekend because at ages like 17-19 all we did was drink every weekend and we decided at like 130AM we wanted krispy kreme so we drove up the highway to quik chek and bought all our poo poo and when we got out we all just stood around the car for about 4 or 5 minutes til someone spoke up and asked what we were all thinking "Who drove?" still dont know how we got there or back but it did teach us all a valuable lesson (hide the car keys before you start drinking)
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NienNunb posted:It’s NYE post your worst, funniest drinking experience. I’m about to go see my friend who I had my craziest experience with, we drunkenly commandeered one of those window washing lifts that had the keys left in it outside the bar, we ended up stuck 12 feet in the air and had to jump down landing painfully in the piss we had pissed off the side of the lift earlier from on high
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i got blackout after sucking in a bowling tournament and promptly did my best linda blair impression for about 4 straight hours. bunch of friends had to take care of me and nearly had to call an ambulance before I finally stopped doing the big spit into the tub. i did wake up laying on my back with my friends all passed out themselves so I consider myself lucky. however in the brief period between blacking out and puking I stood and did a rendition of i'm a little teapot, complete with dramatic pantomime of my handle and spout. i have yet to live this down 20 years later.
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That DICK! posted:my worst drinking experience was when i drank a ton of 40s in college and ended up throwing up so much that i burned my vocal cords and had donald ducks voice for three weeks. even the most sympathetic friends were laughing at me. "is this what my voice sounds like doc" i quacked at the doctor and he laughed and said no. lmao
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Jan 1, 2022 03:27
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yea ok posted:it's nbd i did 380 last year it's jsut a fun number to see. gamifying hobbies is my bag, baby Tbh I insisted on writing a review for all of them and that was an unnecessary piece of homework
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That DICK! posted:my worst drinking experience was when i drank a ton of 40s in college and ended up throwing up so much that i burned my vocal cords and had donald ducks voice for three weeks. even the most sympathetic friends were laughing at me. "is this what my voice sounds like doc" i quacked at the doctor and he laughed and said no. Lmfao
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That DICK! posted:my worst NYE experience was doing acid & shrooms & going to a butthole surfers concert with my friend in NYC and i lost sight of him immediately and throughout the entire show on a projector behind the band was a 30-second clip on loop of horrible horror movie kills, a woman's head being split by an axe, that one guy's head exploding etc. 3 hours this poo poo! alone! didn't even care for butthole surfers, really! and then we missed our train back it was the last train oh lord.what a ordeal. this doesnt have anything to do with the topic but it reminded me of when i saw diarrhea planet live in the smallest loving closet of a venue called Slims in Raleigh, there was this kid in a wheelchair going so hard in the front of the 1" tall stage that someone did a full front flip over him into his chair and knocked him out of his chair and we all helped him up, also someone did a dive into the guitarist mid set
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I went to my partners work NYE party and got to watch their boss at the time have an absolute hair pulling screaming drunken meltdown in front of their whole office. It is simultaneously one of the funniest and most awkward things I've ever seen.
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boxcarhobo posted:this doesnt have anything to do with the topic but it reminded me of when i saw diarrhea planet live in the smallest loving closet of a venue called Slims in Raleigh, there was this kid in a wheelchair going so hard in the front of the 1" tall stage that someone did a full front flip over him into his chair and knocked him out of his chair and we all helped him up, also someone did a dive into the guitarist mid set I used to work with their old drummer, cool guy
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Saw the new Matrix film, happy to report Trinity is still the coolest loving person in the world.
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Eat My Fuc posted:I used to work with their old drummer, cool guy If all their sets were that crazy, I get why they broke up, their energy was too powerful
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NienNunb posted:It’s NYE post your worst, funniest drinking experience. I had a friend who came up with a concoction he called Shrimpagne, which was poo poo whiskey that he dumped a shitton of shrimp powder into and let sit for like a month. We were at a house show with several people crammed into a tiny kitchen while a death metal band played in the living room. He pulled out the bottle of whiskey and passed it around. All seven people in the circle, including me, watched in turn as the person to our left took a swig, violently wretched at how disgusting it was, and accepted the pass.
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Happy New Years my friends let’s have some good times and some good laughs
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NienNunb posted:Me and the boys were doing Four Horsemen shots at the bar the day after I split with my ex, at one point I blacked out. When I came to I was in my friends kitchen in the middle of the night eating all his pickles. His mom came in and asked how I was doing and I said something to the affect of “it’s the hunger of the night”. Their entire family never lets me live it down. in the hunger of the night feat. sidney poitier
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also happy new year 
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I've never been drunk or high. Loving the stories! kidding about the first part 
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It’s surprisingly hard to poo poo in golf course holes after 2 cases of Mickeys handgrenades. Turns out malt liquor is not a laxative.
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One of the managers at my work got covid so I got an unexpected vacation. 2022 already looking good!
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we got told we’ll be WFH til at least May, which is gonna be 2+ years . Wild
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Went to see West Side Story today and it was okay but not great Beautifully shot, sung, and choreographed, but jarring tonal issues, suspect acting moments and overindulgent length make the movie kind of a bore to sit through
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I was staying with friends in a different city for the weekend, went to a Halloween party where somebody spiked the jungle juice with everclear. It wasn't a secret or anything but it was my first experience with liquor and I was too stupid to nurse it slowly. We were all sitting around a fire pit outside and I was generally being quiet and people didn't realize how out of it I was until I stood up and almost fell in the fire. Friends caught me and took care of me, but my main memory is when I woke up their panicked roommate in the middle of the night who thought my vomiting sounded like a dying bear.
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why would someone panic over a dying bear, a dying bear means you won and the bear lost
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Barry Bluejeans posted:Went to see West Side Story today and it was okay but not great Better than the original?
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Haven't seen it, but my dad has and he said he preferred the original
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I quit my job outright. Spent the last two days getting everything in order, assigning lessons and clearing out my classroom of my stuff. Sent my resignations earlier today and just hoping I don’t get any phone calls about it (I will) and that they don’t charge me three thousand dollars for quitting in the middle of the year (they *probably* will). Anyway I have a few sets of three thousand dollars, but only one set of lungs and kidneys and one brain, and the same for my pregnant wife and unborn daughter. I’m vaccinated and wear my n95 constantly but it’s just not worth the risk for a job I was going to quit at the end of the year anyway. Might try some coding boot camps, but I’ll be earning cash through selling smut in the meantime and I’ve got a line on some freelance copywriting. This might kind of sound like bad news, but it’s honestly been the most sound sleep I’ve had in six months over the last few days since I decided it. Turns out feeling constant peril is not super relaxing??? Anyway be safe out there my dudes.
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Licorice Pizza, very good movie. PTA ya did it again.
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Captain Magic posted:I quit my job outright. Spent the last two days getting everything in order, assigning lessons and clearing out my classroom of my stuff. Sent my resignations earlier today and just hoping I don’t get any phone calls about it (I will) and that they don’t charge me three thousand dollars for quitting in the middle of the year (they *probably* will). Live the life you want to live. You only get one. No point in being unhappy
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Captain Magic posted:I quit my job outright. Spent the last two days getting everything in order, assigning lessons and clearing out my classroom of my stuff. Sent my resignations earlier today and just hoping I don’t get any phone calls about it (I will) and that they don’t charge me three thousand dollars for quitting in the middle of the year (they *probably* will). ggs, you're for sure not the only one
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i don't like the way you told that person to go get screwed, unless it was literal
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Captain Magic posted:I quit my job outright. Spent the last two days getting everything in order, assigning lessons and clearing out my classroom of my stuff. Sent my resignations earlier today and just hoping I don’t get any phone calls about it (I will) and that they don’t charge me three thousand dollars for quitting in the middle of the year (they *probably* will). Your sanity is worth more the salary. I have a soft spot for teachers right now, they're in a tough spot. If you're in the US, the state may go after your license. You may or may not need to lawyer up for this. When looking for a coding bootcamp, try to find one that won't make you start paying back the loan without finding a job first. Since you were a teacher, you'd probably be ahead of 90% of bootcamp candidates because you know how to talk to someone and have some soft skills.
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