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I take a dimmer view of this rube and wont be giving him a single cent from my negative account balance.
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I love how Nathan brings up the same three people as his examples for everything from drugs, to sex addiction, and busted relationships lmao
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init posted:I also love that it has "UNEDITED" right there on the cover. Not even false advertising. SIGNED BY AUTHOR
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:I love how Nathan brings up the same three people as his examples for everything from drugs, to sex addiction, and busted relationships lmao Their names are Nathen, Nathaniel, and Mister Mazri.
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as an aside, if you like Nathen are missing your favorite orange feline, please be sure to try Garfield Kart: Furious Racing for *checks Steam* $1.50 today!!!!! The Garfield franchise is so goddamn lucrative, I can see why the end of Garfield Eats bothers Nathen so bad.
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init posted:Has he explained what a "Carbon-Neutral NFT" even means? Is he walking around planting trees for every NFT sold?
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Futanari Damacy posted:1% of the zero money that any of this has made is still zero That just proves it's carbon neutral, doh
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Guys my fiancée is desperately trying to buy that Garfield NFT now thanks
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For a laugh I tried to buy one of the NFTs because I have a pittance of ETH in a wallet. Unfortunately to buy the $1 NFT you have to pay an additional ~$75 in network fees on top of it.
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Steve Jorbs posted:For a laugh I tried to buy one of the NFTs because I have a pittance of ETH in a wallet. Unfortunately to buy the $1 NFT you have to pay an additional ~$75 in network fees on top of it. someone needs to tell nathen about how the etherium guys are scamming him
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Steve Jorbs posted:For a laugh I tried to buy one of the NFTs because I have a pittance of ETH in a wallet. Unfortunately to buy the $1 NFT you have to pay an additional ~$75 in network fees on top of it. lol
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Nathen should have minted his NFTs using the Garfield token.
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He's got 11 NFTs on OpenSea and probably spent well in excess of $1000 to mint all of them. He wanted a record of ownership for GardfieldEATS and he got it. No one is ever buying those loving things off of him lol.
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Steve Jorbs posted:For a laugh I tried to buy one of the NFTs because I have a pittance of ETH in a wallet. Unfortunately to buy the $1 NFT you have to pay an additional ~$75 in network fees on top of it. lol this was the exact issue she had
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Its impossible to give Nathan Mazri any money. Even the lasagnas were exclusive to only 1 or 2 cities in Canada. Why sell frozen goods online if you're not gonna send it anywhere further than a 30min drive? Might as well sell fresh from the oven then
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Solomon Gumball posted:Nathen should have minted his NFTs using the Garfield token. Are we 100% sure that it isn’t Nathen? Steve Jorbs posted:For a laugh I tried to buy one of the NFTs because I have a pittance of ETH in a wallet. Unfortunately to buy the $1 NFT you have to pay an additional ~$75 in network fees on top of it. So much for the “Free Market”!
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The Alchemist posted:Its impossible to give Nathan Mazri any money. Even the lasagnas were exclusive to only 1 or 2 cities in Canada. Why sell frozen goods online if you're not gonna send it anywhere further than a 30min drive? Might as well sell fresh from the oven then
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Killingyouguy! posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1477509612828086274?t=pkt21TIDHNZqVIS5MOwelg&s=19 Cover Title page blank 'protection page' (whatever those are called) 6 paragraph dedications page that ends up just being to himself. Chapter 1 - Lasagna page Recipe: "Call Eric at 1-866-578-1234 and ask to order at least one gross of their Ready-Made Authentic Spring Style, All beef frozen lasagnas to ensure you get the free shipping. GarfTip! Higher volume = lower per unit cost!!" Chapter 2 - Garfield Pan Pizza Recipe: "Call Dave at...." Chapter 3 - Garfaccino Recipe Coming Soon Back Cover
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from somewhat personal experience i can guarantee there is no process easier and more straightforward than making a recipe book. unless you need photos, or people to test the recipes, or to come up with recipes in the first place...
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Steve Jorbs posted:The restrictions were Ontario only for whatever reason. Ontario is a big place, nearly twice the size of Texas. The shipping restriction means you could get a frozen lasagna shipped from Toronto to a town on the Minnesota border (~1700 km) but not to Montreal (500 km) Freeze them all together and float them across Lake Ontario under the cover of darkness. Carry them up Niagara Falls by hand (there’s stairs up I think), refreeze, and then float on to Lake Erie and the rest of the Great Lakes. Simple. I mean goddamn, I need distribution solutions, not more distribution QUITTERS
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Except he doesn’t own that lasagna recipe. Some frozen food company does. He just rebranded them as Lviv cow lasagnas” and resold them.
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Big Beef City posted:Cover Pages 15-100: Arabiolosis leftover stock glued in
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Forget the Garfield cookbook, I want the forbidden tome containing the Scooby-Doo EATS frozen hotdog recipe.
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Big Beef City posted:Riding Maid of The Mists from Niagra to Texas with bootleg lasagna https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSco/status/1477665722646028290?s=20 I let him know the cup NFT didn't have a list price and got a personal mneowww in response. Should I mint it as an NFT?
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Steve Jorbs posted:Keep them stored in the old grain silos while awaiting transport across the Erie Canal on mule drawn barge. I mean, I’m just going to right-click it but sure. A great orange freighter, hull entirely made of frozen Garf Sauce and shredded pizza boxes, laden with Big Cow Lasagna, orange peels, and a Dream. All it took was one stormy night to sent it to the bottom of Lake Superior The Wreck of the Lyman Garfitzgerald
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Literally Kermit posted:I mean, I’m just going to right-click it but sure. the legend lives on from Ontarians on down of the orange drink they call Garffucino
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Seth Pecksniff posted:the legend lives on from Ontarians on down I was born in Manitowoc WI right on the lake, which has a large maritime museum, the one with the complete WWII Gato class sub, I've posted it before. One of the exhibits there (I know because I volunteered as a teen), talks about how in the late 1880's through the 1910's they'd send sail ships from the UP of Michigan down to Chicago just loving loaded with Christmas trees for the people in the city. One of them (many of them actually but this one was famous) caught fire during a winter storm and basically became the world's largest Viking funeral pyre ship that ever existed right off the coast of town. Now I'm imagining that scenario except it's baking delicious greasy cat shaped pizzas as she goes.
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The legend lives on from Toronto on down Of the big ship they called Entergagement Viacom it is said never gives up the cat When the licensee has celibate derangement
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Free Market Mambo posted:The legend lives on from Toronto on down 
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Ghostlight posted:Yes, it was in the initial announcement. He's donating to 1% for the Planet, an organisation that supports environmental non-profits through donations of 1% of the member's income. Huh, thanks. I thought that was something Nathen just made up. Steve Jorbs posted:For a laugh I tried to buy one of the NFTs because I have a pittance of ETH in a wallet. Unfortunately to buy the $1 NFT you have to pay an additional ~$75 in network fees on top of it. Is the $75 in fees the actual electricity/materials cost for a GPU to add something to the blockchain? Because if that's the case, lol Nathen's trying to carbon offset $75 by donating $0.01 from a $1 NFT.
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It's stupider than that. Because of the nature of crypto, if you want your transactions to pass, you have to add the fees. It's not to offset anything, it's a hard set "feature" of the code. If you don't send more than the average fee, your transaction just sits there forever, unprocessed. And the more used the network is, the higher the fees will go. If it sounds super stupid, you're understanding it completely right. Edit: so the $75 don't represent the cost of energy or anything, it's just the average fee that you have to pay more than to get your transactions to 'go' in the chain, yeah. It could be a lot more. It could be near nothing, it just depends on how busy your blockchain is. If Nathen really wanted he could've bought ONE cloud server and ran his own token (everything is source code) and then used THAT to mint his NFTs and then they would be as valid as any other NFTs ever minted, but that would've taken more than 30 minutes of watching youtube tutorials or god forbid hire someone. Zefiel fucked around with this message at 19:18 on Jan 2, 2022 |
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