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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

whose law?

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Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.




code

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

https://twitter.com/Cpin42/status/1477537308756877315

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


haha

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

no code is law

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

coleslaw? sure i can make some coleslaw to go with dinner

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



Boxturret posted:

no code is law

:wrong:
yes code is law

drk
Jan 16, 2005
https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1477703853944434688

take the proper precautions when moving your ape, people in this space are getting hacked for real

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


qirex
Feb 15, 2001

samsung always at the forefront of technologies that make things worse

quote:

Staring at your non-fungible tokens on a smartphone or laptop screen is fine and all, but why not remind everyone who visits your home of the money you spent on digital art NFTs by showcasing them on your TV screen? Somehow we’re in a world where that’s about to become reality: Samsung says it’s planning extensive support for NFTs beginning with its 2022 TV lineup.

“With demand for NFTs on the rise, the need for a solution to today’s fragmented viewing and purchasing landscape has never been greater,” the company said in a press release. “In 2022, Samsung is introducing the world’s first TV screen-based NFT explorer and marketplace aggregator, a groundbreaking platform that lets you browse, purchase, and display your favorite art — all in one place.”

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
so the tv comes with a $20 general-purpose-computer chip with a lovely web browser installed?
can't you already get that now

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

this is literally their banner feature for 2022

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




canada yosposters, cbc gem has the dead man's switch doc up for streaming https://gem.cbc.ca/media/dead-mans-switch-a-crypto-mystery/s01e01

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



like most custom samsung software it'll either be discontinued by 2023, previous versions abandoned after each iterative release, or incompatible after a minor change in external protocols and you'll be left to manage a migration

Plorkyeran
Mar 22, 2007

To Escape The Shackles Of The Old Forums, We Must Reject The Tribal Negativity He Endorsed
or it’ll just never really work in the first place

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/NotABigJerk/status/1477564780135256065

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
our finest minds are hard at work and by their best estimates we may be able to see an image displayed on a television screen at some point within the next 12-24 months

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
it will require you to upload an image of your nft

"digital photo slideshow" but renamed

Lum_
Jun 5, 2006
this seems off

https://twitter.com/SilvermanJacob/status/1477570290100043776

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
:toxx:

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

what kind of guys would want to talk in a chatroom about cryptosporidium???

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


qirex posted:

samsung always at the forefront of technologies that make things worse

this and IBM is like the tech equivalent of your dad getting into something and immediately rendering it uncool

"How do you do, fellow kids"

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Hammerite posted:

what kind of guys would want to talk in a chatroom about cryptosporidium???

Microbiologists?

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/davidgerard/status/1477748917978775562

shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
It makes me think of mid-aughts highly insular fandom message boards, with their own community-based status items and nomenclature, but for some reason it's backed by the equivalent of the GDP of a developing country.

Glow text in a scrolling marquee in your sig, but for money laundering.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
the continued existence of the pyramid scheme that is cryptocurrency depends on constantly recruiting new marks, which is why you have things like crypto.com commercials featuring matt damon playing on network tv, but to me this doesn't gel with the behavior of crypto people on social media, who act more like a goddamn cult and naturally repulse everyone around them

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

https://twitter.com/lady_puke/status/1477735046479896577?s=20

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
how did they let this go on for so long LMFAO

didnt that poo poo start before pandemic

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



they probably calculated it was cheaper to grant the guy a license and let him fail than it was to litigate him into stopping.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




the technical term is ethebophilia

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
I think the thing that killed me most about Garfield Eats is that the Toronto store was so close to where I live, and yet I would have never walked by it without my lockdown walks

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

https://twitter.com/ParikPatelCFA/status/1477744515473723398
:tinfoil:

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



Agile Vector posted:

the technical term is ethebophilia

:nsavince:

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Midjack posted:

they probably calculated it was cheaper to grant the guy a license and let him fail than it was to litigate him into stopping.

Garfield was originally created as a blatant merchandising cash in, jim Davis’s instructions probably include “no offer refused” for dumb poo poo so long as he gets a few percentage points.

YOUR UNCOOL NIECE
May 6, 2007

Kanga-Rat Murder Society
does anybody have a link to the NFL-team-partners-with-crypto-CEO-that-doesn't-exist thing that happened a few days ago? Like the CEO dude had a computer generated picture and the whole company was 110% more shady than the average crypto firm

i swear to god it exists, it's too weird to have been made up in my brain, but I was trying to find evidence of it for somebody

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

YOUR UNCOOL NIECE posted:

does anybody have a link to the NFL-team-partners-with-crypto-CEO-that-doesn't-exist thing that happened a few days ago? Like the CEO dude had a computer generated picture and the whole company was 110% more shady than the average crypto firm

i swear to god it exists, it's too weird to have been made up in my brain, but I was trying to find evidence of it for somebody

The 76ers, an NBA team! https://defector.com/what-the-hell-is-this-company-the-76ers-just-partnered-with/

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/davetroy/status/1478017698676228099

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
THE PROBLEM: Number not go up (2/532)

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



that poster actually comes out against buttcoins.

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shoeberto
Jun 13, 2020

which way to the MACHINES?
The narrative almost seems too simple to be real, but also so loving painfully obvious that it's hard to imagine it's not the truth. "Racist capitalists attempt to consolidate power" is an executive summary that applies to every era of American history.

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