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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Brian Cage is cool again.

https://twitter.com/briancagegmsi/status/1478196274104922114

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

lmfao at the “ummm prolly not”

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Prolly not but keeping my options open yaknow

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Google AI thinks Cage is Benoit.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Bring Cage back as a guy whose gimmick is constantly teasing "going Benoit" before doing a big sheepish "I'm just kiddin!" that everyone warmly laughs at

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

xbilkis posted:

Bring Cage back as a guy whose gimmick is constantly teasing "going Benoit" before doing a big sheepish "I'm just kiddin!" that everyone warmly laughs at

Does the finger across the throat and then does a comical shrug

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Chavo returns in a backstage segment begging Brian Cage to stop sending him texts about his dogs.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

it’s sad Benoit never got to tweet

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Stall_19 posted:

I will never understand the appeal of vtubers

Sound like somebody has never wanted to abandon their grotesque flesh and become anime.
Also; what is the deal with O-Khan's teeth?

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Eat My Fuc posted:

it’s sad Benoit never got to tweet

"watching the new #shrek got a lot 2 think aboutt @bowflex" - posted by @RealRabidWolverine on 6/23/2007 at 4:20pm

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

ChrisBTY posted:

Also; what is the deal with O-Khan's teeth?

He spent his excursion in England

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

is Brian Cage saying he isn't going to wrestle like Benoit?

that's a massive self-own

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

Eat My Fuc posted:

lmfao at the “ummm prolly not”

its on TK to re-sign him

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

You ask most fellas if they're gonna Crippler Crossface their families and Bowflex themselves to death they'd say "no" outright. Gotta respect Cage's never say never attitude.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Eat My Fuc posted:

lmfao at the “ummm prolly not”

He essentially calls Chris Benoit the Michael Jordan of murdering your own family and its, its, he’s nots wrong i don’t think

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

That DICK! posted:

He essentially calls Chris Benoit the Michael Jordan of murdering your own family and its, its, he’s nots wrong i don’t think

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

That DICK! posted:

He essentially calls Chris Benoit the Michael Jordan of murdering your own family and its, its, he’s nots wrong i don’t think

Michael Jordon.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

MassRafTer posted:

Michael Jordon.

Can't believe he misspelled the name of Carolina Hurricanes legend Michal Jordan.

TransatlanticFoe
Mar 1, 2003

Hell Gem
Brian Cage is just like Benoit because neither of them are currently wrestling on TV

Beef Jerky Robot
Sep 20, 2009

"And the DICK?"

MassRafTer posted:

Michael Jordon.

Is it murder if you only directly caused it through your actions

Zwachro
Mar 7, 2003
C808BEA

MassRafTer posted:

Michael Jordon.

Micheal Jordon.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Someone please put a picture of Michael Jordan in the Power Rangers Zordon tube.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

TransatlanticFoe posted:

Brian Cage is just like Benoit because neither of them are currently wrestling on TV

and also never will again

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

"I probably won't murder my family" said the dude who loves tren lol

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i don't say tren. i say train

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

Quantum of Phallus posted:

and also never will again

we can rebuild him

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008



I mean, they're both buried

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

sportsgenius86 posted:

I mean, they're both buried

Benoit was cremated.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

just woke up and immediately thought "ummmmmmm prolly not" and im laughing

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

brian cage is the dumbest meathead ever. i love it

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

MassRafTer posted:

Benoit was cremated.

So is Cage, given how many times Ricky Starks has effortlessly burned him on Twitter :v:

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Sydney Bottocks posted:

So is Cage, given how many times Ricky Starks has effortlessly burned him on Twitter :v:

it's too bad stroke daddy deleted his twitter, the "In Philly, you big dumb bitch" tweet appears to be lost to time

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Barry Bluejeans posted:

it's too bad stroke daddy deleted his twitter, the "In Philly, you big dumb bitch" tweet appears to be lost to time

Don't worry.

https://web.archive.org/web/20211007164646/https://twitter.com/starkmanjones/status/1446151881043161088

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Pylons posted:

Does the finger across the throat and then does a comical shrug

I know the throat slash isn’t an uncommon gesture in wrestling, but I’ve never been more convinced that it’s a Benoit reference when Cage does it now.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

The snot rocket was benoits thing more than the throat slash

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

would Benoit be a good fit for Team Taz?

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

god bless internet archivists

Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

The image recognition software must have been looking at Brian Cage's promo ability

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values

Sticky Nate posted:

would Benoit be a good fit for Team Taz?

He would take issue with Hook stealing his REDRUM finisher

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Quantum of Phallus posted:

brian cage is the dumbest meathead ever. i love it

Ryback is stiff competition

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