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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



vaccines were one of the greatest achievements of science and also one of the things that made first world people no longer aware that our immune systems aren't that great and people used to just drop dead from random poo poo all the time

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the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Korean Boomhauer posted:

if we were to invade the uk what would we do like put a bunch of people with oars on each side and move it on over and like park by florida or somethin?

it would be pretty funny to use england as a penal colony too, that's another idea i had


could be a good Kurt Russell movie

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
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ron johnson has a pacemaker

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

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the milk machine posted:

i don't think the US should keep it or anything, it's just a good opportunity to destroy england

i don't think anyone in the world would complain, really

35 year olds who are still waiting for their hogwats letter will be devastated

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
THROATUS

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Children choking to death on their own disintegrating lungs is god's plan

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

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a peck of pickled peckers posted:

Why do we still bother with Texas? What’s down there that’s so goddamn important? Does Texas spark joy? No? Then throw it out!

give Texas back to Mexico

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


the vaccine doesn't have to be better than god, it just has to be better than covid

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

the milk machine posted:

it would be pretty funny to use england as a penal colony too, that's another idea i had


could be a good Kurt Russell movie

fortnite but irl island

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

VideoKid posted:

35 year olds who are still waiting for their hogwats letter will be devastated

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

can't believe god created a chinese bioweapon in the first place, old guy's losing it

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/CrappyDesigned/status/1478370096766619649

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Korean Boomhauer posted:

fortnite but irl island

i dunno, airdropping thousands of children into Jolly Ol' England could get.... problematic... very quickly

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

bad rear end

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

Korean Boomhauer posted:

this was so fuckin funny to me

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1164239178672025601?s=20

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!

"God's virus is unstoppable."

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/SethOvKnives/status/1478112510058409988

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
lol the President used to just wander out onto the driveway to argue with reporters every day

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Alec Eiffel posted:

Read from about page 35-60. I know your boyfriend is fake, you have the time.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lmao

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

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Hot Karl Marx posted:

they and i hope you get perma'd next

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





A homeless man came to the door to inform me he'd almost died in the PNW cold snap and was asking around the neighborhood for a blanket, so I gave him the comforter off my bed - the needs of the people are fully met, what a functional society!!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


lol that democrats don't know how to counter this

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

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Basebf555 posted:

lol the President used to just wander out onto the driveway to argue with reporters every day

it owned and I miss him so much

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


that was...better than expected?

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

DoombatINC posted:

A homeless man came to the door to inform me he'd almost died in the PNW cold snap and was asking around the neighborhood for a blanket, so I gave him the comforter off my bed - the needs of the people are fully met, what a functional society!!

I wouldn't do that, he's probably just going to spend that blanket on booze

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

:yooge: she was very obzurd to me

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


vexillology is their passion

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
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DoombatINC posted:

A homeless man came to the door to inform me he'd almost died in the PNW cold snap and was asking around the neighborhood for a blanket, so I gave him the comforter off my bed - the needs of the people are fully met, what a functional society!!
:blessed:

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

obzurd

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Basebf555 posted:

lol the President used to just wander out onto the driveway to argue with reporters every day

it owned

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

that's not even a dive position for the eagle, why would it be pointed down

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/kevinrkosar/status/1478366987252375552

dems in disarray

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

emfive posted:

funny thing is that Costco is both a laughable reification of American excess, but also really good; generally the limited selection of products is very well curated. Also they treat their employees pretty well.

God help you however in a Costco parking lot because Costco shoppers give no quarter and will gladly kill anybody to get a parking spot.
Oh god I can only imagine how hosed the parking is

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


love it

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

CODChimera posted:

Oh god I can only imagine how hosed the parking is

I usually don't even bother trying to find a spot in the main parking area and instead use their overflow. There's usually lines of people just waiting to grab a spot of someone loading up their car while the Kirk fight music plays

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

it doesn’t loving matter because Manchin and Sinema aren’t gonna let it pass

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1478415933215551490

what color means meet me at the glory hole?

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CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

the milk machine posted:

once the UK finally does brexit the US should invade england imo

didn't they do brexit already

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