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I'm going to have to buy an oversized mailbox because my dumb as poo poo mailman tries to cram boxes into my regular one, which damages a bunch of stuff and holds the door open letting rain in. The post it is on leans backwards from his stupid rear end trying to shoving stuff into it
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The "Print Screen" key, which I use in my work about a thousand times a day, is no longer working after a Windows update. My flow was always to hit that key, open IrfanView, hit Ctrl-V, simple as. Not anymore! The key by itself, which I've used for years? Nothing. Alt+Print Screen? Nope. Windows Key+Print Screen? No. I can still use the Take Screenshot function in the right-click menu in Firefox, and I can use the stupid Snipping Tool in Windows, but I want an entire 1:1 image of the entire desktop without opening some other dipshit application. A little research showed me that there used to be a Print Screen Key toggle deep in the settings menu:  That toggle is straight up not in my settings menu. This sucks out loud.
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Dec 22, 2021 13:22
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Walked past a (clean shaven) guy yesterday who said, quite unclearly, "Happy Christmas" so I said "you too mate". Couple seconds later i realised he'd actually said "nice moustache". That's like saying "you too" to a waiter saying enjoy your meal. Awful.
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Dec 25, 2021 10:19
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Pastry of the Year posted:The "Print Screen" key, which I use in my work about a thousand times a day, is no longer working after a Windows update. My flow was always to hit that key, open IrfanView, hit Ctrl-V, simple as. Not anymore! I see you mentioning the windows snipping tool, but you know about the win+shift+S hotkey to quickly take a screenshot without having to open any programs in advance, right?  It's completely replaced my usage of print screen personally, though I'd still be really mad if the key randomly stopped working too.
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Dec 25, 2021 11:35
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PicPick can be set to open and take a screenshot when you press the printscreen button. It's been my go-to for years now.
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Dec 25, 2021 13:47
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were staying at my sister in laws house and she loves oysters and so does my wife so every other day its oysters for dinner. i have probably eaten like 100 oysters this month. i am tired of eating oysters
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Dec 29, 2021 13:32
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the oyster is your world
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Dec 29, 2021 18:42
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Manager Hoyden posted:I'm going to have to buy an oversized mailbox because my dumb as poo poo mailman tries to cram boxes into my regular one, which damages a bunch of stuff and holds the door open letting rain in. The post it is on leans backwards from his stupid rear end trying to shoving stuff into it An oversized mailbox is a godsend. Your mailman can put giant dildos or 120 day prescriptions in it without everyone seeing your issues. Be glad you live in a neighborhood where you get to have a mailbox at your house and don't have to pick your next house color by committee of your peers.
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Dec 30, 2021 06:28
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Came home from a 12 hour shift at work with an hour commute each way to find my entire apartment flooded because the idiot who installed my new washing machine broke a valve off of my water heater or something. gently caress my life.
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Jan 5, 2022 01:41
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Waste of Breath posted:An oversized mailbox is a godsend. Your mailman can put giant dildos or 120 day prescriptions in it without everyone seeing your issues. Be glad you live in a neighborhood where you get to have a mailbox at your house and don't have to pick your next house color by committee of your peers. Why would you be ashamed of giant dildos
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Jan 6, 2022 13:47
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Milo and POTUS posted:Why would you be ashamed of giant dildos Because they aren't mega giant dildos. Just regular giant.
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Jan 6, 2022 14:27
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Set up to meet someone for a sale today. We made the arrangement Tuesday. Meeting today in about 40 minutes. Got all the poo poo packed and ready, and he emails me that he can't make it but will holla at me later today. This would not bother me so much save the fact it's 100 loving live mice and now I have nowhere for them to go.
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Jan 8, 2022 15:20
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Cowslips Warren posted:Set up to meet someone for a sale today. We made the arrangement Tuesday. Meeting today in about 40 minutes. Got all the poo poo packed and ready, and he emails me that he can't make it but will holla at me later today. Reminds me of my early 20s when I was subletting a room of our rented house. The potential housemate moved in her snake, then backed out of the agreement leaving me to take care of the snake for the next three weeks.
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Jan 12, 2022 06:05
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Early 20s you and Cowslips should get together and solve your two problems
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Jan 12, 2022 07:23
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The online computer touching bootcamp I’m doing has this Monday off for MLK Day. I was looking forward to my three day weekend. Then I remembered my job doesn’t have that day off, and now I am chuffed.
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Jan 15, 2022 21:44
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As of today, it's been a full week without heating or hot water in my flat. My hot water thing basically died on me and while I can afford to replace it, I don't know when that will happen, because my apartment building can only fit one of the old types which are only made on order at this point. I'm making do with a space heater and by hoofing it down the street to my parents' when I want to shower, but still. Sucks.
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Jan 15, 2022 21:53
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Dr Christmas posted:The online computer touching bootcamp I’m doing has this Monday off for MLK Day. I was looking forward to my three day weekend. Then I remembered my job doesn’t have that day off, and now I am chuffed. Chuffed means pleased 
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Jan 16, 2022 01:41
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We finally are getting our in-ground pool filled in with dirt. Dude started this morning. But by about noon, it was clear he wouldn't have enough dirt because he didn't measure poo poo properly. Now he is quoting us an extra few hundred bucks to get another ton or two, and it's one of those deals that if we don't pay, the work isn't finished, so not bad for a grifter. Pissed about this. But what can you do?
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Jan 16, 2022 01:58
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Dr Christmas posted:The online computer touching bootcamp I’m doing has this Monday off for MLK Day. I was looking forward to my three day weekend. Then I remembered my job doesn’t have that day off, and now I am chuffed. My post office has that day off, but I'm still working. The mail must flow.
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Jan 16, 2022 05:18
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venus de lmao posted:Chuffed means pleased New first world problem: I revealed to the internet that I didn't know what "chuffed" means.
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Jan 16, 2022 05:27
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My brother finally got his copy of the FF7 remake back from his friend so he lent it to me. However, while the install disk is there, the play disk is the wrong game - he gave us FF15 instead of FF7.
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Jan 16, 2022 08:57
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Why does my shower head have a stream coming out almost sideways no matter what I do? And why does it always aim right at my face?
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Jan 16, 2022 16:11
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Maybe hard water has clogged the nozzles with calcium carbonate. Soak it in vinegar
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Jan 16, 2022 16:44
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I know that - but why do the streams always point directly at my face? Nowhere else, just right in my eyes.
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Jan 17, 2022 04:29
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For the same reason the wind will always change direction to blow campfire smoke directly into your face.
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Jan 17, 2022 04:32
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Megillah Gorilla posted:I know that - but why do the streams always point directly at my face? Nowhere else, just right in my eyes. Same but cumshots
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Jan 17, 2022 06:14
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My phone keeps forgetting swear words no matter how many times I tell it. Swearing is one of the few ducking pleasures I have left for rucks sake
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Jan 26, 2022 20:22
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Another phone gripe is when you want to write 'too' and it only writes out 'to', when you really meant the other or vice versa, so you have to go back and fix it anyway every. time.
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Jan 26, 2022 23:04
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cinni posted:Another phone gripe is when you want to write 'too' and it only writes out 'to', when you really meant the other or vice versa, so you have to go back and fix it anyway every. time. And then some rear end in a top hat jumps to correct you. gently caress off, we all know how terrible swipe typing and autocorrect are.
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Jan 28, 2022 11:29
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Got my faucet fixed. Now my computer fan sounds like a teenager revving up his dad's Charger to impress his friends.
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Jan 29, 2022 02:51
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I feel like this is the first world-est problem, but I got more serious about my workout a bit before COVID hit, then got myself a home gym when we went on lockdown and I've gained a good bit of muscle over 2 years. So now none of my old button downs fit anymore and anything off the rack does that annoying stretched out hole between buttons on my chest. My options seem to be either buying a size too large and having a loose collar, droopy shoulders and baggy midriff, buying "muscle shirts" that look tacky as hell, or only buy tailored shirts from now on. Plus "my" tailor only sells white shirts.
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Jan 31, 2022 01:17
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Bought a new couch last month and had to start payments on it this month, their payment site stinks and I couldn't tell if the automatic payment I had set up actually stuck so I accidentally sent in two payments this month  At least I'll have it paid off a month sooner?
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Feb 16, 2022 05:57
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I feel like a sucker because I installed an iPhone update two days ago, and now YouTube won’t do picture-in-picture anymore unless I shell out for it.
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CordlessPen posted:I feel like this is the first world-est problem, but I got more serious about my workout a bit before COVID hit, then got myself a home gym when we went on lockdown and I've gained a good bit of muscle over 2 years. Find a cheap tailor in Chinatown. It won't be as nice as a real tailor but the value add of like +$10 dollars on a shirt that costs $50 is humongous. Just make sure you tell them to hide the piping, unless that is what you want. Not that "real" italian tailors are necessarily better. Worst goddamm suit I ever got was from a tailor who didn't respect how oddly and unfortunately shaped my body is.
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Feb 18, 2022 03:50
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Well he was a tailor and not a miracle worker
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Feb 18, 2022 05:03
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Milo and POTUS posted:Well he was a tailor and not a miracle worker Fair but I've had better suits made by a rando in a Beijing mall for a tenth of the price. High quality my rear end. High quality if you are already conventionally attractive, which is basically anything. That's the whole point of scrumbo.
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Feb 18, 2022 05:41
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Posted a Story (temporary post) on Instagram hoping that a certain someone who follows me would see it, and they didn't. And I haven't actually spoken to this person in at least a decade so just sending it directly to them and saying "hey remember this funny thing from our shared past" is completely out of the question 
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Mar 2, 2022 06:17
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"Dude, I know it's been forever but this made me think of you" What's wrong with letting people know that you want contact?
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Sentient Data posted:"Dude, I know it's been forever but this made me think of you" Because it's a woman who I haven't spoken to in 15 years, and we're both married  I don't know how to frame that without sounding like an even bigger weirdo!
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okay now that is a weird thing to get hung up on
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