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Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Dr. Honked posted:

What is the most common sexually transmitted disease that wizards suffer from?

hogwarts

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Jan 4, 2022 19:08

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# ? May 26, 2024 15:28

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Neo flips over in some sick bullet time action and fires a machinegun except he's so fat that all the bullets hit his own rear end.

# ? Jan 4, 2022 19:26

ChubbyChecker

Dr. Honked posted:

What is the most common sexually transmitted disease that wizards suffer from?

hogwarts

# ? Jan 4, 2022 21:43

ChubbyChecker

Prurient Squid posted:

Neo flips over in some sick bullet time action and fires a machinegun except he's so fat that all the bullets hit his own rear end.

# ? Jan 4, 2022 21:43

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

Prurient Squid posted:

Neo flips over in some sick bullet time action and fires a machinegun except he's so fat that all the bullets hit his own rear end.

a dutch jet literally did this
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2019/04/dutch-f-16-takes-cannon-fire-from-itself/

# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:07

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Twenty Four posted:

Quitting smoking cold turkey sounds easy. Who the hell even wants to grind up a cold bird and smoke it?

# ? Jan 4, 2022 22:48

Dip Viscous

Prurient Squid posted:

Neo flips over in some sick bullet time action and fires a machinegun except he's so fat that all the bullets hit his own rear end.

i need buns... lots of honey buns

# ? Jan 5, 2022 02:13

Jestery: Not a Dickman, just a shape

Getting a divorce for reconcilable differences but you are both just lazy

# ? Jan 5, 2022 02:30

Robot Made of Meat

Jestery posted:

Getting a divorce for reconcilable differences but you are both just lazy

Getting a divorce for irreconcilable similarities.

Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

# ? Jan 5, 2022 02:35

Twenty Four

Viginti Septem posted:

lol

# ? Jan 5, 2022 02:53

gormless goblin

i don't know why anybody thinks make-believe is something only kids do. every day i log into BYOB and pick a different roleplay to do for 2 minutes. then there's this "jokes that are good but" roleplay, which is basically roleplaying what you'd do if you DID start a roleplay. fuicked up.

e; i wanna make a thread about what it'd actually be like to post in a thread you wanna make, not just the JOKES that you wanna put in a thread that you wanna make, but i don't think i'll get past the concept stages

# ? Jan 5, 2022 06:33

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

gormless goblin posted:

i don't know why anybody thinks make-believe is something only kids do. every day i log into BYOB and pick a different roleplay to do for 2 minutes. then there's this "jokes that are good but" roleplay, which is basically roleplaying what you'd do if you DID start a roleplay. fuicked up.

e; i wanna make a thread about what it'd actually be like to post in a thread you wanna make, not just the JOKES that you wanna put in a thread that you wanna make, but i don't think i'll get past the concept stages

This haunts me.

# ? Jan 5, 2022 10:30

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gormless goblin posted:

i don't know why anybody thinks make-believe is something only kids do. every day i log into BYOB and pick a different roleplay to do for 2 minutes. then there's this "jokes that are good but" roleplay, which is basically roleplaying what you'd do if you DID start a roleplay. fuicked up.

e; i wanna make a thread about what it'd actually be like to post in a thread you wanna make, not just the JOKES that you wanna put in a thread that you wanna make, but i don't think i'll get past the concept stages

i don't remember posting this nor being in control of this account, uh oh

# ? Jan 5, 2022 11:09

Dip Viscous

93 page thread where people try to figure out if BYOBRPG should be run on GURPS or savage worlds

# ? Jan 5, 2022 12:24

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

gormless goblin posted:

i don't know why anybody thinks make-believe is something only kids do. every day i log into BYOB and pick a different roleplay to do for 2 minutes. then there's this "jokes that are good but" roleplay, which is basically roleplaying what you'd do if you DID start a roleplay. fuicked up.

e; i wanna make a thread about what it'd actually be like to post in a thread you wanna make, not just the JOKES that you wanna put in a thread that you wanna make, but i don't think i'll get past the concept stages

OK, I'll be completely honest here. When I first found this thread I misinterpreted the idea as being "post jokes that are half an idea" and even rereading the thread title this is still my guiding philosophy that runs like a thread through all my posting.

# ? Jan 5, 2022 13:54

Finger Prince

Prurient Squid posted:

OK, I'll be completely honest here. When I first found this thread I misinterpreted the idea as being "post jokes that are half an idea" and even rereading the thread title this is still my guiding philosophy that runs like a thread through all my posting.

Nothing more satisfying than posting a joke that is half an idea and someone else completes the idea or people start riffing on it. Like planting a funny seed and watching it blossom into a joke plant for people to laugh at.

# ? Jan 5, 2022 15:38

NumptyScrub: damn it I think the mirrors broken >˙.(

gormless goblin posted:

i don't know why anybody thinks make-believe is something only kids do.

Politicians talking about the reforms they will make when they get in power
C-level execs of multinationals on earnings calls
Me writing out my new year resolutions

Adults play make believe all the time lol

# ? Jan 5, 2022 15:54

google THIS

I was born out of wedlock and my father and I have never had a good relationship, but the other day I was in his neighborhood and I needed to use the bathroom real bad. I rang his doorbell and asked if I could use his facilities, but he refused to let me in. I guess I'm 2 illegit 2 poo poo

# ? Jan 5, 2022 20:16

gormless goblin

Dip Viscous posted:

93 page thread where people try to figure out if BYOBRPG should be run on GURPS or savage worlds

one faction of people who really know d20 jokingly but genuinely trying to come up with a fun game based on BYOB and then one random dude that just gets so riled up talking about tabaxi anatomy that he must be probed

# ? Jan 5, 2022 21:02

manero

Yeah, I'm a software engineer, I've played quite a bit of Train Simulator

# ? Jan 6, 2022 02:14

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

manero posted:

Yeah, I'm a software engineer, I've played quite a bit of Train Simulator

I'd hired someone that can play Mini Motorways for longer than an hour

# ? Jan 6, 2022 02:27

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

19th Century worker's songs but the word "Union" is replaced by "Onion".

# ? Jan 6, 2022 05:34

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Prurient Squid posted:

19th Century worker's songs but the word "Union" is replaced by "Onion".

Onion-workers childrens' song: On, You Onion Union Youth Yon!

# ? Jan 6, 2022 06:32

Turdo

Ok I see your point, I could be paranoid. But look at me, I'm barely one noid!

# ? Jan 6, 2022 10:33

google THIS

Pitching the frankfurter

"Ok, you know how sausage in a casing kind of looks like a dick? Well, what if that, but even more so? Kids will love it!"

# ? Jan 6, 2022 14:43

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manero posted:

Yeah, I'm a software engineer, I've played quite a bit of Train Simulator

# ? Jan 6, 2022 21:09

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Judge: Do you plead insanity?

Crazy guy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

# ? Jan 7, 2022 04:50

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Prurient Squid posted:

Judge: Do you plead insanity?

Crazy guy: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

lol

# ? Jan 7, 2022 05:07

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Cops get ticked off at cop memes so they start their own memes.

# ? Jan 7, 2022 13:58

gormless goblin

byob violence interrupters are on the harsh streets of the gray forums doing everything possible to stop conflicts from escalating into violence, especially where report buttons are involved

# ? Jan 7, 2022 17:46

baka of lathspell

Prurient Squid posted:

Cops get ticked off at cop memes so they start their own memes.

irony poisoning means u think ur laughing at a cop meme when really ur laughing at a cop meme

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# ? Jan 8, 2022 03:02

baka of lathspell

Cow memes

# ? Jan 8, 2022 03:04

biosterous

gandalf yelling "dildo baggins! i am not a conjuror of cheap dicks!"

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he/him

# ? Jan 8, 2022 05:38

deep dish peat moss

Trapped in a bubble because I accidentally bought Bobblegum at the store

# ? Jan 8, 2022 09:21

baka of lathspell

biosterous posted:

gandalf yelling "dildo baggins! i am not a conjuror of cheap dicks!"

lol

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# ? Jan 8, 2022 09:59

Twenty Four

Lazily trying to pick something up off the ground while in an office rolling chair but you keep knocking it just out of reach over and over. Refusing to just get up you eventually find yourself down the hall and 3 rooms over. Standing up and getting it would have been so much easier a while ago, but now you are committed!

# ? Jan 8, 2022 10:44

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Do you have a little clown inside you? Yes? Well, that's horrifying.

# ? Jan 8, 2022 14:28

Jaguars!

Twenty Four posted:

Lazily trying to pick something up off the ground while in an office rolling chair but you keep knocking it just out of reach over and over. Refusing to just get up you eventually find yourself down the hall and 3 rooms over. Standing up and getting it would have been so much easier a while ago, but now you are committed!

You decide to go for the world record, but it turns out that it's just over 220km.

# ? Jan 9, 2022 06:59

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

There are many cantankerous old gits that are called "old farts". But there's only one person who bears the appelation "the original fart", the fart that was before the earth was made. The flatulence so arcane it predates time itself.

# ? Jan 9, 2022 12:34

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# ? May 26, 2024 15:28

Abugadu: 1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Prurient Squid posted:

There are many cantankerous old gits that are called "old farts". But there's only one person who bears the appelation "the original fart", the fart that was before the earth was made. The flatulence so arcane it predates time itself.

You speak of� the Elderfart?

# ? Jan 9, 2022 12:56

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