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Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hey does anyone know who makes a really good wheelbarrow?

a need something to wheel around my gargantuan cock and balls :smug:




i have cancer

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


tenderjerk posted:

I'm a christian gunpla guy

What's gunplay is that sticking a gun up your rear end?

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

PyPy posted:

wearing my vr headset to sex

fancy

i use an old bike helmet, helps prevent sex trauma. can't wait to see if it works

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
https://twitter.com/VisibleJudd/status/1478218731142664200?t=0znen_g7gRTUMLPMEhAVJQ&s=19

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Wal Mart VR: “I see you’ve got condoms in your cart, but looking at your personal profile I see that you’re definitely not getting laid now, or probably anytime in the future. Shouldn’t you put those back? Yeah? You little bitch?”

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

SUPER. MART.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Hatebag posted:

So they spent thousands of dollars making this stupid video for a service no one will ever use because you can shop a million times faster just clicking on Walmart's lovely website. And that's a good point those assholes can't even make a website that's responsive so you're going to be trying to get milk but you can't get the virtual milk and you're just clawing at the idea of milk and crying

yeah it's so aggressively stupid it's pissing me off, i feel like zucc's just deliberately trolling everyone with this poo poo

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Buddykins posted:

SUPER. MART.

gregday
May 23, 2003

Dustcat posted:

yeah it's so aggressively stupid it's pissing me off, i feel like zucc's just deliberately trolling everyone with this poo poo

all i can think about are the increasingly morlock conditions of the actual store and those doing the physical shopping/picking there

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
a few months ago i read this story about a guy who had to be pronated by his nurse but was left like that too long and his cock rotted off

that happened. and you just read that sentence. and i wrote it.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1478758030959419393

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Slider posted:

trying to be nicer this year. sorry.

why? if anything get mean and madder

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

god I miss him so much

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
rotted cock rotted cock
does whatever a rotted cock does
just sits there, smelling bad
rotted cock, rotted cock

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

gregday posted:

all i can think about are the increasingly morlock conditions of the actual store and those doing the physical shopping/picking there

Walmart sucks, but it's the only place near me that carries Dole Apples and Creme Parfait fruit cups, so I have to hit them up every shopping trip. The conditions just keep going downhill, last time I was there one of the unmasked workers coughed on me as I walked past.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Wal Mart VR, can you generate a nude Tayne?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
why would you get a dolphin when you can get a dog

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

VideoKid posted:

please don’t do this. you’re better than this dolphin.

is he though

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Dustcat posted:

yeah it's so aggressively stupid it's pissing me off, i feel like zucc's just deliberately trolling everyone with this poo poo

he definitely saw ready player one and just thought “yeah, I have the money to do that” and the thinking ended there

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dolphin posted:

why would you get a dolphin when you can get a dog

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Dolphin posted:

rotted cock rotted cock
does whatever a rotted cock does
just sits there, smelling bad
rotted cock, rotted cock

Oozes pus
On the bed

Look out bud
It's dead pud

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

goth smoking cloves posted:

Have they explained why someone would spend likely $500+ to shop in a virtual wal mart yet?

baby needs more wine pairings

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Dolphin posted:

why would you get a dolphin when you can get a dog

No one should get a dog, they're terrible

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Dustcat posted:

yeah it's so aggressively stupid it's pissing me off, i feel like zucc's just deliberately trolling everyone with this poo poo

Its going to be an inseparable apart of daily life in a decade because the entire tech sector is going to force it, it give them too much control

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

lol a fusion variant

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Red Baron posted:

he definitely saw ready player one and just thought “yeah, I have the money to do that” and the thinking ended there
I barely paid attention to ready player one but iirc they could actually do fun things. Like who the gently caress wants to go to meetings and shop at loving Walmart in VR you stupid idiots?

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VideoKid posted:

please don’t do this. you’re better than this dolphin.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


that's pretty cool but i'm gonna wait for the fluronorovirus before buying puts

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

VideoKid posted:

I barely paid attention to ready player one but iirc they could actually do fun things. Like who the gently caress wants to go to meetings and shop at loving Walmart in VR you stupid idiots?

RPO was frivolous but the Metaverse? that’s business

Meta I’m taking offers rn hmu

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
my new years resolution was to make better posts than you

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

How will America have mass shootings in the metaverse?

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Dolphin posted:

my new years resolution was to make better posts than you

Not sure who you're talking to bit doesn't look like you're on track to meet your resolution.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Bethamphetamine posted:

How will America have mass shootings in the metaverse?

It's like the matrix, if you die in the metaverse, you die in real life

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS

Dolphin posted:

my new years resolution was to make better posts than you

it's not a competition.

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BAE OF PIGS posted:

Not sure who you're talking to bit doesn't look like you're on track to meet your resolution.
no based on this I'm still very much on track

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Bethamphetamine posted:

How will America have mass shootings in the metaverse?

maybe the bullets could be delivered by a drone

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Dolphin posted:

my new years resolution was to make better posts than you

I resolve to make one extra terrible post for every good post dolphin makes. I believe this goal is attainable

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BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
It's actually gonna be more efficient because they won't have to close the school for months to replace lockers/walls/whiteboards with bullet holes in them.

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