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Big Mad Drongo posted:Pretty much. I had to sit through a metaverse presentation for work and you could replace every mention of "metaverse" with whatever social media platform you prefer and the context would be unchanged. The only piece you're missing is them trying to find a way to get people to actually adopt VR en masse (lmao no one has the space or money or time for this poo poo) anyone say meta boner?
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 04:19 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 10:55 |
Shame Boy posted:Oh and then METAVERSE became a buzzword half-way through the process I described, so now every single Web3 idea has to have a metaverse NFT game in development coming Jan. 2024 or whatever. All of these metaverse NFT games have somehow already sold all their virtual property to corporations for millions of theoretical dollars, despite most of them literally not existing even in a pre-alpha form. None of them sound at all appealing to play. In Peter Moleneux's one, for example, you get your game key to enable you to play the game in the first place from a virtual landlord, who owns the virtual land that you then have to set up your virtual store on. All your virtual money you make with the virtual store is taxed by the virtual landlord for virtual rent. lmao why are people still giving peter molyneux money
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 05:06 |
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Jazerus posted:lmao why are people still giving peter molyneux money Anyone who hasn't, read the wiki entry for his last hilarious failure, Godus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godus quote:The company launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds and met their funding goal of GB£450,000 (US$732,510) on 20 December 2012.[1] Godus was designed by Peter Molyneux, who described it as the spiritual successor to his earlier creation, Populous. While the mobile versions of the game continue to be updated, the early access Steam release has yet to see an updated beta since 2016. The contract of the lead developer of the game, Konrad Naszynski, expired 28 June 2016, and it has been reported that there is no one left working on the PC version.[2] As of December 2021, 7 years after the last update on the PC version, the game is still being advertised as early access.[3] Now, with that in mind, here's the new thing: https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/12/peter-molyneux-raises-54m-on-promise-of-play-to-earn-nft-game-legacy/ quote:Described as "the first ever Blockchain Business Sim," Legacy lets players design in-game products and buildings that are then manufactured by virtual workers in in-game factories. Players can trade those items with other players in an "open market" and compete in in-game competitions for "leaderboard positions and big prizes" (denominated in the game's own LegacyCoin cryptocurrency). Imagine paying over one hundred thousand theoretical dollars for the right to be a QA tester lmao
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 05:37 |
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This is very typical for basically every "metaverse" project I've seen though. There's a lot of "get in now and you can own land and earn passive income from future players who then have to rent land and stuff from you!" and nobody's answering the question of "ok but why would anyone want to play this if there's seemingly no game here and you have to rent everything?" All of them really feel like products tailored to companies and investors that have been itching to get in on this booming "videogame industry" they hear so much about but have no clue how to do it. They're all creatively bankrupt nonsense that can be condensed down into a powerpoint presentation basically saying "in our videogame, we have easy-for-you-to-understand mechanics like 'being a landlord' and 'collecting on loans'" designed to have old white dudes in suits look at and nod and go "finally, someone who gets it"
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 05:45 |
Oh so close https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1478414610625548288?t=ikqdilkZtpyfgnniseiVfA&s=19
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Shame Boy posted:This is very typical for basically every "metaverse" project I've seen though. There's a lot of "get in now and you can own land and earn passive income from future players who then have to rent land and stuff from you!" and nobody's answering the question of "ok but why would anyone want to play this if there's seemingly no game here and you have to rent everything?" I think web 2.0 was the final enclosure of the final frontier for the working class and web3 is like some kind of death rattle of capitalism desperately trying to invent another frontier as it rapidly asphyxiates itself on a planet it cannot escape
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 08:00 |
Big Mad Drongo posted:Pretty much. I had to sit through a metaverse presentation for work and you could replace every mention of "metaverse" with whatever social media platform you prefer and the context would be unchanged. The only piece you're missing is them trying to find a way to get people to actually adopt VR en masse (lmao no one has the space or money or time for this poo poo) VR also requires good hardware, which is uh, kinda hard to get and probably will be for 5 years at least.
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Shame Boy posted:This is very typical for basically every "metaverse" project I've seen though. There's a lot of "get in now and you can own land and earn passive income from future players who then have to rent land and stuff from you!" and nobody's answering the question of "ok but why would anyone want to play this if there's seemingly no game here and you have to rent everything?" They're literally trying to do multi-level-marketing schemes without the hassle of having an actual product to sell.
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Peggotty posted:multi-level-marketing schemes without the hassle of having an actual product to sell.
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skooma512 posted:VR also requires good hardware, which is uh, kinda hard to get and probably will be for 5 years at least. what do you mean i can’t run VR off my 2013 pentium II laptop
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Jel Shaker posted:what do you mean i can’t run VR off my 2013 pentium II laptop why the absolute gently caress were you buying a pentium 2 laptop new in 2013 was this some embedded systems poo poo was it a toughbook with radiation hardening or something did you bring it back with you from the ISS
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 11:06 |
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Arivia posted:why the absolute gently caress were you buying a pentium 2 laptop new in 2013 *ISIS
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lmao *posted from my EDVAC*
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Thanatosian posted:I honestly don't know if he's gotten just so much more loving broke-brained over the last few years, or if I've just crack-pinged so hard that what previously seemed not all that unreasonable to me now sounds completely loving insane. Crack pinging is a lot like recovering from abuse where things that used to be normal and reasonable to you now rightly sound unreasonable and horrible because your programming has faded
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 12:03 |
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*hot take siren incoming* living under capitalism is literally gaslighting and all hithero existing class relations are literally abusive. The proletariat can do so much better.
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tokin opposition posted:*hot take siren incoming* living under capitalism is literally gaslighting and all hithero existing class relations are literally abusive. The proletariat can do so much better. I really want to believe this, but then I look at all of humanity and I see greedy, myopic, terrified little apes who could literally fashion a paradise on Earth right now for all, but that takes work and could fail. Once I got literally scolded by a therapist by stating that sometimes I feel like I'm the only adult in my immediate vicinity. Well gently caress that stupid bitch, because now I feel like that most of the time and I'm correct. Capitalism has infantalized the proletariat and they loving love it. There will be no revolution because snak-paks and TV are a thing.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 12:32 |
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Bread and circuses and so forth. Also I can't do a revolution right now because I have to pay off my mortgage.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 12:56 |
no lube so what posted:anyone say meta boner? I don't need to
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 13:01 |
Centrist Committee posted:I think web 2.0 was the final enclosure of the final frontier for the working class and web3 is like some kind of death rattle of capitalism desperately trying to invent another frontier as it rapidly asphyxiates itself on a planet it cannot escape Nah, that rattle is the humanity falling out. Humanity is on the cusp of turning into a hive type species like ants, but the "queen" is a server farm.
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Peggotty posted:They're literally trying to do multi-level-marketing schemes without the hassle of having an actual product to sell. Passing the savings directly to you, the Consumer
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I redrafts and overdraft fees are a scam and hurt the lower classes. My boss hasn't paid me in a month and I'm currently sitting at -$150. Sweet. Love capitalism.
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Go draw the maximum from the ATM, so you only get hit for one transaction. Then use the cash instead of the card to get by until your boss pays you your pittance. I did that for about a year. Then the credit union gave me a loan to cover the constant overdrafts and I dug back out of the hole. It sucks, but minimizing overdraft fees is pretty drat important when your poor. Goddamn robber barons that run the banks.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 15:28 |
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Draw the maximum from the overdraft account? I didn't even know that was possible.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 15:31 |
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Contact your state’s Department of Labor or whatever equivalent about the pay issue as well.
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That's going to depend on your bank and the ATM, but my credit union would let me draw up to $2k into the hole. I'd draw $400-500 from the ATM when I had $fuckall left in my account, get hit by one overdraft fee, and pay for everything with cash until I got paid again. I have "overdraft protection" or whatever on my account, which doesn't do poo poo but allow me to overdraft. If I cut it off, they wouldn't allow the overdrafts and I'd have had to pay for bounced checks too. E: it's been a few years since I've had to do that, but I got by and my accounts have been in the black for years. CRUSTY MINGE has issued a correction as of 15:40 on Jan 5, 2022 |
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Yeah I think the bigger scammer in this situation is the boss who's not paying you for over a month, what the gently caress.
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aperfectcirclefan posted:I redrafts and overdraft fees are a scam and hurt the lower classes. My boss hasn't paid me in a month and I'm currently sitting at -$150. Sweet. Love capitalism. File a wage claim against his dopey rear end with your state DOL, and the second he receives the claim notice just stop showing up for work, no call no show no fucks. A business missing payroll is one who’s failure is close at hand, and I suggest you get your money off him now before you come to work and read about the bankruptcy from a sign on the door.
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 16:03 |
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:That's going to depend on your bank and the ATM, but my credit union would let me draw up to $2k into the hole. I'd draw $400-500 from the ATM when I had $fuckall left in my account, get hit by one overdraft fee, and pay for everything with cash until I got paid again. "Overdraft protection" is specifically the thing that used to be mandatory (automatically allowing you to overdraft, then charging you huge fees for it) that Obama made them make optional, so they immediately rebranded it as a "feature" and push you to enable it all the time if its off lmao
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Shame Boy posted:"Overdraft protection" is specifically the thing that used to be mandatory (automatically allowing you to overdraft, then charging you huge fees for it) that Obama made them make optional, so they immediately rebranded it as a "feature" and push you to enable it all the time if its off lmao Well it saved my rear end more than once. They probably charge me a monthly fee for it, too. Not at all surprised that Obama had something to do with it. Pretty sure my overdrafts before Obama cost me $25 instead of $35, too.
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aperfectcirclefan posted:Draw the maximum from the overdraft account? I didn't even know that was possible. My bank has a "Reserve line" which is basically a 2% payday loan I can tap into at any time, so instead of overdrafting and paying $30 I just take out 500 bucks and if I repay it by my next paycheck it costs much less. The "Maximum overdraft" strat above will work too but I'd make sure you know if/when your bank charges fees for carrying a negative balance.
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Well it saved my rear end more than once. They probably charge me a monthly fee for it, too. Having it disabled saved my rear end more than once back when I didn't have much money, cuz I'd just get a decline instead of a negative balance, a fee for over-drafting, and successive fees on top of that for negative balance. I guess that's a bit of a privilege though since I wasn't so poor that I needed to overdraft to make rent or something, it was always things like groceries that I could adjust around. What a privilege lmao. quote:In July, 2010 the Federal Reserve adopted regulations (revisions to Regulation E) which prohibited overdraft fees resulting from one time debit card and ATM transactions unless the bank customer had opted into overdraft protection. Consumers who opt into overdraft programs pay more than seven times as much in overdraft and NSF fees, averaging almost $260 a year, based on a recent report from the U.S. Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.[18] Research by Moebs Services released in February, 2011 showed that as many as 90% of customers had chosen overdraft protection, resulting in the projection that United States banks would post record profits from overdraft fees.[19] I def remember the banks being real sour about not being able to make it mandatory anymore, but it turns out it's now making record profits, whoops!
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https://twitter.com/DigitalisHomo/status/1478094074909540354?t=D-wx9Fzrn3T1UFC3P3GqZg&s=19
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I have seen no evidence that the poster of that is in a position to know what WalMart is testing in-house. My suspicion is that somebody in the VR community made that as an "if this goes on" thing. Don't get me wrong, it's dystopia, but I'd really like to see a citation.
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I have seen no evidence that the poster of that is in a position to know what WalMart is testing in-house. My suspicion is that somebody in the VR community made that as an "if this goes on" thing. IDK. Some of the content looks pretty specific to not just be a "fan" mock-up.
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Honestly looping all the way back around to the late 90's early 2000's idea that online shopping will be done in inconvenient goofy 3D stores is pretty lmao. That fuckin' lady that pops up though, that's definitely something stores want in real life and that we've had to sorta integrate around. Not a stupid AI assistant that knows everything about your IoT house yet, but we've def had to integrate this system where you can conference in people from different departments (or even different stores) if the customer has questions. Which I mean, I don't know, people who work in retail: would this be nice to have? Being able to dump a customer off onto someone else seems like a feature retail workers would appreciate. I guess as long as it's reasonably distributed and it's not like everyone from all 400 stores are all calling Jerry because Jerry Knows Phones?
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I'd like to think at least some of my work is actually helping workers, cuz we do have some features that seem like they'd make a cash register operator's job less of a pain in the rear end
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I have seen no evidence that the poster of that is in a position to know what WalMart is testing in-house. My suspicion is that somebody in the VR community made that as an "if this goes on" thing. It's real, but it was commissioned by Walmart for SXSW in 2017 to get influencers to share it: https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2022/1/5/22868323/walmart-metaverse-shopping-video-viral-old https://mutualmobile.com/work/walmart
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It still made me hate walmart and facebook even more so good job 2017.
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I bought a vr set to you know, try out the porn, but it was too difficult to setup. Does zuc zack off?
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# ? Jan 5, 2022 18:20 |