Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
no lube so what
Apr 11, 2021

Big Mad Drongo posted:

Pretty much. I had to sit through a metaverse presentation for work and you could replace every mention of "metaverse" with whatever social media platform you prefer and the context would be unchanged. The only piece you're missing is them trying to find a way to get people to actually adopt VR en masse (lmao no one has the space or money or time for this poo poo)

anyone say meta boner?

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Shame Boy posted:

Oh and then METAVERSE became a buzzword half-way through the process I described, so now every single Web3 idea has to have a metaverse NFT game in development coming Jan. 2024 or whatever. All of these metaverse NFT games have somehow already sold all their virtual property to corporations for millions of theoretical dollars, despite most of them literally not existing even in a pre-alpha form. None of them sound at all appealing to play. In Peter Moleneux's one, for example, you get your game key to enable you to play the game in the first place from a virtual landlord, who owns the virtual land that you then have to set up your virtual store on. All your virtual money you make with the virtual store is taxed by the virtual landlord for virtual rent.

lmao why are people still giving peter molyneux money

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Jazerus posted:

lmao why are people still giving peter molyneux money

Anyone who hasn't, read the wiki entry for his last hilarious failure, Godus:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godus

quote:

The company launched a Kickstarter campaign to raise funds and met their funding goal of GB£450,000 (US$732,510) on 20 December 2012.[1] Godus was designed by Peter Molyneux, who described it as the spiritual successor to his earlier creation, Populous. While the mobile versions of the game continue to be updated, the early access Steam release has yet to see an updated beta since 2016. The contract of the lead developer of the game, Konrad Naszynski, expired 28 June 2016, and it has been reported that there is no one left working on the PC version.[2] As of December 2021, 7 years after the last update on the PC version, the game is still being advertised as early access.[3]

...

With the end of Molyneux's social experiment, Curiosity – What's Inside the Cube?, it was revealed that in Godus a single person will reign as the virtual god over all other players. It was also revealed that this same player will receive a portion of the revenue made by the game.[12] As of February 2015, the winner Bryan Henderson has still not received the prize.[13][14] In March 2017, Molyneux claimed that Godus had not made a profit and Henderson would not receive money.[15]

Now, with that in mind, here's the new thing:

https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2021/12/peter-molyneux-raises-54m-on-promise-of-play-to-earn-nft-game-legacy/

quote:

Described as "the first ever Blockchain Business Sim," Legacy lets players design in-game products and buildings that are then manufactured by virtual workers in in-game factories. Players can trade those items with other players in an "open market" and compete in in-game competitions for "leaderboard positions and big prizes" (denominated in the game's own LegacyCoin cryptocurrency).

To participate in that in-game economy, though, you'll have to be a Legacy landowner. Currently, that means purchasing one of 4,661 available plots of land in a virtual recreation of London using the Gala Games marketplace (it's unclear how many more plots of Legacy land will eventually be made, if any).

As of this writing, over 4,500 of those plots have already been pre-sold for a combined price of about 13,365 Eth (over $54 million at today's prices), according to public listings on Gala Games' site. That includes a unique "Heart of London" plot that sold for 220.607 Eth (over $900,000) and 2,000 "common" startup deeds that sold for about 0.8 Eth ($3,266). Just 140 plots remain, for a combined asking price of 527.04 Eth ($2.148 million).

More expensive pieces of land come with the ability to grow your business with "Business Partners," theoretically increasing your in-game creation and earning potential. Landowners can also act as landlords by using "Legacy Keys" to loan out a portion of their land to others, earning some of the lessees' takings as passive income (more expensive land comes with the ability to earn more Legacy Keys). And owners of land rated as "Rare" or higher (starting price: 4.55 Eth, or $18,576) are promised access to the game's Beta test, while the purchase of "Legendary" land (30.33 Eth or $123,838) grants access to the game's coming Alpha test.

Imagine paying over one hundred thousand theoretical dollars for the right to be a QA tester lmao

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

This is very typical for basically every "metaverse" project I've seen though. There's a lot of "get in now and you can own land and earn passive income from future players who then have to rent land and stuff from you!" and nobody's answering the question of "ok but why would anyone want to play this if there's seemingly no game here and you have to rent everything?"

All of them really feel like products tailored to companies and investors that have been itching to get in on this booming "videogame industry" they hear so much about but have no clue how to do it. They're all creatively bankrupt nonsense that can be condensed down into a powerpoint presentation basically saying "in our videogame, we have easy-for-you-to-understand mechanics like 'being a landlord' and 'collecting on loans'" designed to have old white dudes in suits look at and nod and go "finally, someone who gets it"

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓ð’‰𒋫 𒆷ð’€𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 ð’®𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Oh so close

https://twitter.com/richardzussman/status/1478414610625548288?t=ikqdilkZtpyfgnniseiVfA&s=19

Centrist Committee
Aug 6, 2019

Shame Boy posted:

This is very typical for basically every "metaverse" project I've seen though. There's a lot of "get in now and you can own land and earn passive income from future players who then have to rent land and stuff from you!" and nobody's answering the question of "ok but why would anyone want to play this if there's seemingly no game here and you have to rent everything?"

All of them really feel like products tailored to companies and investors that have been itching to get in on this booming "videogame industry" they hear so much about but have no clue how to do it. They're all creatively bankrupt nonsense that can be condensed down into a powerpoint presentation basically saying "in our videogame, we have easy-for-you-to-understand mechanics like 'being a landlord' and 'collecting on loans'" designed to have old white dudes in suits look at and nod and go "finally, someone who gets it"

I think web 2.0 was the final enclosure of the final frontier for the working class and web3 is like some kind of death rattle of capitalism desperately trying to invent another frontier as it rapidly asphyxiates itself on a planet it cannot escape

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Big Mad Drongo posted:

Pretty much. I had to sit through a metaverse presentation for work and you could replace every mention of "metaverse" with whatever social media platform you prefer and the context would be unchanged. The only piece you're missing is them trying to find a way to get people to actually adopt VR en masse (lmao no one has the space or money or time for this poo poo)

VR also requires good hardware, which is uh, kinda hard to get and probably will be for 5 years at least.

Peggotty
May 9, 2014

Shame Boy posted:

This is very typical for basically every "metaverse" project I've seen though. There's a lot of "get in now and you can own land and earn passive income from future players who then have to rent land and stuff from you!" and nobody's answering the question of "ok but why would anyone want to play this if there's seemingly no game here and you have to rent everything?"

All of them really feel like products tailored to companies and investors that have been itching to get in on this booming "videogame industry" they hear so much about but have no clue how to do it. They're all creatively bankrupt nonsense that can be condensed down into a powerpoint presentation basically saying "in our videogame, we have easy-for-you-to-understand mechanics like 'being a landlord' and 'collecting on loans'" designed to have old white dudes in suits look at and nod and go "finally, someone who gets it"

They're literally trying to do multi-level-marketing schemes without the hassle of having an actual product to sell.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Peggotty posted:

multi-level-marketing schemes without the hassle of having an actual product to sell.
That's just a classic pyramid scheme.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

skooma512 posted:

VR also requires good hardware, which is uh, kinda hard to get and probably will be for 5 years at least.

what do you mean i can’t run VR off my 2013 pentium II laptop

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

Jel Shaker posted:

what do you mean i can’t run VR off my 2013 pentium II laptop

why the absolute gently caress were you buying a pentium 2 laptop new in 2013

was this some embedded systems poo poo

was it a toughbook with radiation hardening or something

did you bring it back with you from the ISS

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Arivia posted:

why the absolute gently caress were you buying a pentium 2 laptop new in 2013

was this some embedded systems poo poo

was it a toughbook with radiation hardening or something

did you bring it back with you from the ISS

*ISIS

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
lmao

*posted from my EDVAC*

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Thanatosian posted:

I honestly don't know if he's gotten just so much more loving broke-brained over the last few years, or if I've just crack-pinged so hard that what previously seemed not all that unreasonable to me now sounds completely loving insane.

Crack pinging is a lot like recovering from abuse where things that used to be normal and reasonable to you now rightly sound unreasonable and horrible because your programming has faded

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
*hot take siren incoming* living under capitalism is literally gaslighting and all hithero existing class relations are literally abusive. The proletariat can do so much better.

mycomancy
Oct 16, 2016

tokin opposition posted:

*hot take siren incoming* living under capitalism is literally gaslighting and all hithero existing class relations are literally abusive. The proletariat can do so much better.

I really want to believe this, but then I look at all of humanity and I see greedy, myopic, terrified little apes who could literally fashion a paradise on Earth right now for all, but that takes work and could fail.

Once I got literally scolded by a therapist by stating that sometimes I feel like I'm the only adult in my immediate vicinity. Well gently caress that stupid bitch, because now I feel like that most of the time and I'm correct. Capitalism has infantalized the proletariat and they loving love it. There will be no revolution because snak-paks and TV are a thing.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Bread and circuses and so forth. Also I can't do a revolution right now because I have to pay off my mortgage.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

no lube so what posted:

anyone say meta boner?

I don't need to

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Centrist Committee posted:

I think web 2.0 was the final enclosure of the final frontier for the working class and web3 is like some kind of death rattle of capitalism desperately trying to invent another frontier as it rapidly asphyxiates itself on a planet it cannot escape

Nah, that rattle is the humanity falling out. Humanity is on the cusp of turning into a hive type species like ants, but the "queen" is a server farm.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Peggotty posted:

They're literally trying to do multi-level-marketing schemes without the hassle of having an actual product to sell.

Passing the savings directly to you, the Consumer

aperfectcirclefan
Nov 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
I redrafts and overdraft fees are a scam and hurt the lower classes. My boss hasn't paid me in a month and I'm currently sitting at -$150. Sweet. Love capitalism.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Go draw the maximum from the ATM, so you only get hit for one transaction. Then use the cash instead of the card to get by until your boss pays you your pittance.

I did that for about a year. Then the credit union gave me a loan to cover the constant overdrafts and I dug back out of the hole. It sucks, but minimizing overdraft fees is pretty drat important when your poor. Goddamn robber barons that run the banks.

aperfectcirclefan
Nov 21, 2021

by Hand Knit
Draw the maximum from the overdraft account? I didn't even know that was possible.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!
Contact your state’s Department of Labor or whatever equivalent about the pay issue as well.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
That's going to depend on your bank and the ATM, but my credit union would let me draw up to $2k into the hole. I'd draw $400-500 from the ATM when I had $fuckall left in my account, get hit by one overdraft fee, and pay for everything with cash until I got paid again.

I have "overdraft protection" or whatever on my account, which doesn't do poo poo but allow me to overdraft. If I cut it off, they wouldn't allow the overdrafts and I'd have had to pay for bounced checks too.

E: it's been a few years since I've had to do that, but I got by and my accounts have been in the black for years.

CRUSTY MINGE has issued a correction as of 15:40 on Jan 5, 2022

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Yeah I think the bigger scammer in this situation is the boss who's not paying you for over a month, what the gently caress.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

aperfectcirclefan posted:

I redrafts and overdraft fees are a scam and hurt the lower classes. My boss hasn't paid me in a month and I'm currently sitting at -$150. Sweet. Love capitalism.

:sever:

File a wage claim against his dopey rear end with your state DOL, and the second he receives the claim notice just stop showing up for work, no call no show no fucks.

A business missing payroll is one who’s failure is close at hand, and I suggest you get your money off him now before you come to work and read about the bankruptcy from a sign on the door.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

That's going to depend on your bank and the ATM, but my credit union would let me draw up to $2k into the hole. I'd draw $400-500 from the ATM when I had $fuckall left in my account, get hit by one overdraft fee, and pay for everything with cash until I got paid again.

I have "overdraft protection" or whatever on my account, which doesn't do poo poo but allow me to overdraft. If I cut it off, they wouldn't allow the overdrafts and I'd have had to pay for bounced checks too.

E: it's been a few years since I've had to do that, but I got by and my accounts have been in the black for years.

"Overdraft protection" is specifically the thing that used to be mandatory (automatically allowing you to overdraft, then charging you huge fees for it) that Obama made them make optional, so they immediately rebranded it as a "feature" and push you to enable it all the time if its off lmao

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Shame Boy posted:

"Overdraft protection" is specifically the thing that used to be mandatory (automatically allowing you to overdraft, then charging you huge fees for it) that Obama made them make optional, so they immediately rebranded it as a "feature" and push you to enable it all the time if its off lmao

Well it saved my rear end more than once. They probably charge me a monthly fee for it, too.

Not at all surprised that Obama had something to do with it. Pretty sure my overdrafts before Obama cost me $25 instead of $35, too.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

aperfectcirclefan posted:

Draw the maximum from the overdraft account? I didn't even know that was possible.

My bank has a "Reserve line" which is basically a 2% payday loan I can tap into at any time, so instead of overdrafting and paying $30 I just take out 500 bucks and if I repay it by my next paycheck it costs much less. The "Maximum overdraft" strat above will work too but I'd make sure you know if/when your bank charges fees for carrying a negative balance.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Well it saved my rear end more than once. They probably charge me a monthly fee for it, too.

Not at all surprised that Obama had something to do with it. Pretty sure my overdrafts before Obama cost me $25 instead of $35, too.

Having it disabled saved my rear end more than once back when I didn't have much money, cuz I'd just get a decline instead of a negative balance, a fee for over-drafting, and successive fees on top of that for negative balance. I guess that's a bit of a privilege though since I wasn't so poor that I needed to overdraft to make rent or something, it was always things like groceries that I could adjust around. What a privilege lmao.

quote:

In July, 2010 the Federal Reserve adopted regulations (revisions to Regulation E) which prohibited overdraft fees resulting from one time debit card and ATM transactions unless the bank customer had opted into overdraft protection. Consumers who opt into overdraft programs pay more than seven times as much in overdraft and NSF fees, averaging almost $260 a year, based on a recent report from the U.S. Consumer Financial Protection Bureau.[18] Research by Moebs Services released in February, 2011 showed that as many as 90% of customers had chosen overdraft protection, resulting in the projection that United States banks would post record profits from overdraft fees.[19]

I def remember the banks being real sour about not being able to make it mandatory anymore, but it turns out it's now making record profits, whoops!

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
https://twitter.com/DigitalisHomo/status/1478094074909540354?t=D-wx9Fzrn3T1UFC3P3GqZg&s=19

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


I have seen no evidence that the poster of that is in a position to know what WalMart is testing in-house. My suspicion is that somebody in the VR community made that as an "if this goes on" thing.

Don't get me wrong, it's dystopia, but I'd really like to see a citation.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I have seen no evidence that the poster of that is in a position to know what WalMart is testing in-house. My suspicion is that somebody in the VR community made that as an "if this goes on" thing.

Don't get me wrong, it's dystopia, but I'd really like to see a citation.

IDK. Some of the content looks pretty specific to not just be a "fan" mock-up.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Honestly looping all the way back around to the late 90's early 2000's idea that online shopping will be done in inconvenient goofy 3D stores is pretty lmao.

That fuckin' lady that pops up though, that's definitely something stores want in real life and that we've had to sorta integrate around. Not a stupid AI assistant that knows everything about your IoT house yet, but we've def had to integrate this system where you can conference in people from different departments (or even different stores) if the customer has questions. Which I mean, I don't know, people who work in retail: would this be nice to have? Being able to dump a customer off onto someone else seems like a feature retail workers would appreciate. I guess as long as it's reasonably distributed and it's not like everyone from all 400 stores are all calling Jerry because Jerry Knows Phones? :shrug:

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

I'd like to think at least some of my work is actually helping workers, cuz we do have some features that seem like they'd make a cash register operator's job less of a pain in the rear end :sigh:

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

Arsenic Lupin posted:

I have seen no evidence that the poster of that is in a position to know what WalMart is testing in-house. My suspicion is that somebody in the VR community made that as an "if this goes on" thing.

Don't get me wrong, it's dystopia, but I'd really like to see a citation.

It's real, but it was commissioned by Walmart for SXSW in 2017 to get influencers to share it:
https://www.theverge.com/tldr/2022/1/5/22868323/walmart-metaverse-shopping-video-viral-old

https://mutualmobile.com/work/walmart

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

It still made me hate walmart and facebook even more so good job 2017.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
I bought a vr set to you know, try out the porn, but it was too difficult to setup. Does zuc zack off?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply