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Durzel posted:The Doctor Who crossover is explained thus, by someone from the other side: lmao welp, I actually really love Eve-Online, but this would be the end for me.
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I really can't wait to buy all my killmails from ccp and own them with a random string of text that no one else could ever have, but with doctor who cloths on my character... said like 2 people ever
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Jan 5, 2022 20:01
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I just want to kill whovians. Time to stage a bunch of hecates.
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Jan 5, 2022 20:06
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Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:I just want to kill whovians. Time to stage a bunch of hecates. Allegedly it's intanced PvE where you're sheltered from being killed. Don't know if the entrances will be campable tho
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Jan 5, 2022 20:08
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Jesus loving christ just open the Eve Gate already and have us fight whatever's left of humanity from the Milky Way
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Bob Socko posted:Jesus loving christ Thera is the Sol solar system E A R T H T H E R A
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whOVIAN jOVIAN I think we figured out the lore answer for the Jovian Disease.
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Cross promotional content is the absolute cutting edge in this industry, and it grows our brand. Remember the floss dance all the kids were doing? What if I told you that floss dance came from a video game!? I’m not making GBS threads you here jerkoff that meme dance came from a video game. Your 12 your old nephew wasn’t just gyrating, that fat gently caress was building a brand. What was Fortnite’s 2020 revenue? Any guesses? Any of you loving troglodytes wanna throw a number out there? How about 1.8? That’s a number. How about 1.8 loving billion. And how did they do it? Because your brains are so loving small and mead addled you can’t conceive, let me tell you. Cross. Brand. Promotional. Content. And that is why I’m here boys and girls. This is an errand of mercy. Pearl Abyss sent me down here to show you how you pay the loving bills… because the next play is we put your rear end on a corner and sell your holes - okay Torgeir? You have failed three times to break into the Japanese market. You know why? I don’t give a gently caress what your Icelandic bullshit fairy market research says Thor. You couldn’t cut it in Japan because your spaceships got no titties. All you had to do was a little cross brand promotion with nubile schoolgirl dating simulator 4… ship skins, avatars, a little naked cat girl who dances in the bottom of your UI. You swap IP and let all your horny whales gently caress the robot chick, while Japanese players get T&A skins for their titans… from the cash shop. Imagine it… vaporizing your enemies with terrifying laser beams fired from giant anime titties. What fat thirty five year old virgin isn’t going to blow five figures on that? Are you in love with my vision of the future of EVE yet? Are you starting to get what I’m talking about here!? I think you are… By show of hands: How many of you are edging right now, just thinking about a Marvel’s Avenger’s Eve viral marketing campaign? I know you are. I loving smell it.
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Jan 5, 2022 20:37
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this is the stupidest thing that ccp has ever done, and they've done some stupid loving poo poo
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Stereotype posted:this is the stupidest thing that ccp has ever done, and they've done some stupid loving poo poo Such as?
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Jan 5, 2022 20:42
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Baculus posted:Such as? 
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Jan 5, 2022 20:47
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Baculus posted:Such as? You really gotta ask???????????
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Jan 5, 2022 20:48
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this your first day???
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Baculus posted:Such as? *Gestures vaguely around*
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Baculus posted:Cross promotional content is the absolute cutting edge in this industry, and it grows our brand. Remember the floss dance all the kids were doing? What if I told you that floss dance came from a video game!? plz source ur quotes tia
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Baculus posted:Such as? Ending the T2 BPO lottery. It was way cooler to be able to have random megawealth fall out of the sky than grind forever. 
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Jan 5, 2022 21:20
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Peak CCP might have been deleting boot.ini as part of a patch installer
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Gwyneth Palpate posted:Thera is the Sol solar system Thera, Terra, whatevva, been known forevva
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Jan 5, 2022 21:30
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OMFG FURRY posted:plz source ur quotes tia  
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Jan 5, 2022 21:31
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Baculus posted:What if I told you that floss dance came from a video game!? can you not spoil the new matrix movie please
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Jan 5, 2022 22:21
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Flossing is good for your dental health you should all do it more.
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Jan 5, 2022 22:43
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NtotheTC posted:can you not spoil the new buttrix movie please
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Jan 5, 2022 22:48
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who in god's name thought this was a good idea it was only marginally funny in irc
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until I found out about the NFT connection, I wasn't all that bothered by effort at cross brand promotion. https://twitter.com/Kekeflipnote/status/1461094790335012866
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same, to an extent cross universe cameo for Eve online does seem pretty drat dumb, but they're always doing dumb poo poo for the holidays, honestly who cares there's a real life guy who is all but formally recognized in canon lore as Space Pope it's the NFT slippery slope that's got me concerned. Eva mine still has one of the best examples of real money reserve currencies in a video game out there. don't gently caress that up, CCP. Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 00:31 on Jan 6, 2022 |
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I'll totally quit if they do the NFT thing. Right after I get some sweet nfts.
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yoloer420 posted:I'll totally quit if they do the NFT thing. Right after I get some sweet nfts. Didn't they already give NFTs to the AT winners or something?
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Yeah I like nft's Nice Fuckin Toctor who
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*insert Takemymoney.jpg*
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I’d probably buy a triglavian waifu but the fact it’s non fuckable sort of ruins the whole thing. Idgi
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When you think about it that lady who just retired from selling canned farts was selling NFTs when you think about it in a way lol
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hey Baculus how is that CSM17 campaign going, are you excited to join the CSM and help shape the future of new eden
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Micromancer posted:hey Baculus how is that CSM17 campaign going, are you excited to join the CSM and help shape the future of new eden I welcome their recent changes to New Eden, but I would invite our illustrious CSM to go further and… DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
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Jan 6, 2022 04:26
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None of this would have happened if baculus had won the csm election
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I'm enjoying mining and living my days out in space. Doctor Who will come and go.
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Rudeboy Detective posted:When you think about it that lady who just retired from selling canned farts was selling NFTs when you think about it in a way lol uNique Fart Transactions.
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Baculus posted:I welcome their recent changes to New Eden, but I would invite our illustrious CSM to go further and… Mr. Starmer????
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