PyPy posted:

I’m triple vaxxed and still caught covid. the vaccines are a scam

PyPy posted:

I’m triple vaxxed and still caught covid. the vaccines are a scam

Bearjew posted:

shoulda gotten 4

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1479107541812465664

PyPy posted:

now you’re just being ridiculous

goth smoking cloves posted:

PyPy posted:

I’ve been out several times this week but always with an N95

Red Baron posted:

you have to get them in the right order

Moderna x2 then a Pfizer

if you mess up get a J&J to reset and start over

Vim Fuego posted:

Bethamphetamine posted:

100% pure TRUMP

https://twitter.com/realLizUSA/status/1479105275818774529

Deceptive Thinker posted:

they reinstituted a mask mandate here and I still see people walking into places maskless and about half of the people actually wearing cloth garbage are dicknosing anyway

neutral milf hotel posted:

I learned a new word today

https://twitter.com/scmpnews/status/1479110955304833032

Bulgakov posted:

A Buffer Gay Dude posted:

[to the tune of “Breakin the Law” by Judas Priest]
Tasin’ muh balls
Tasin’ muh balls

Vim Fuego posted:

I've got tazed balls
I've got tazed balls
And they're such dead balls
And their fried big balls
And he's got tazed balls
And I tazed my own balls
(But we've got the tazedest balls of them all)

thiccabod posted:

FAUXTON posted:

Stun the Jewels

Higgy posted:

https://i.imgur.com/w5pRrUt.gifv

Vim Fuego posted:

Remember when you were dumb,
you posed with two guns
Shine on you tazy diamond
Now there's no look in your eyes,
you tazed your balls and died

Unperson_47 posted:

for sale: 2 balls, never tazed

UFOTacoMan posted:

All I wanna do is- *taze taze taze taze*
And a- *falls to ground*
And die from tazed balls
All I wanna do is- *taze taze taze taze*
And a- *falls to ground*
And die from tazed balls
All I wanna do is- *taze taze taze taze*
And a- *falls to ground*
And die from tazed balls
All I wanna do is- *taze taze taze taze*
And a- *falls to ground*
And die from tazed balls

tacodaemon posted:

https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1349354126711418881

Vim Fuego posted:

[to the tune of "Highway Star" by Deep Purple]

Nobody gonna tase my balls
I'm gonna take this painting out
Nobody gonna tase my balls
I'm gonna break government down
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like electric power big fat barbs
And everything

Unperson_47 posted:

my neck my back
taze my nuggets and my sack

Plinkey posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pB6UvIB.mp4

LegoMan posted:

He got a hot rod tazer and he put in his nards
Its a dream location but its blowing them apart

Winded and weak
Staring up campus police
He got maced, she got maced
And he tazed his balls!
Tazed his balls (x5)

Smack the ground like a sack of flour
Weapon is tazing' and balls shatter from the power

It's zap and glow
When the electrodes overflow
That testes fried
Just say goodbye to Trump World
TAZED HIS BALLS (x5)

Lawman 0 posted:

imagine four balls getting tazed on a cliff...

Slumfrog posted:

missed the entire tase ball hoopla, very sad, but ever since i heard about it this has been running through my brain on a loop so im going to drop it here and hope that clears the buffer, even tho im sure the carcass of the event has been picked clean of every scrap of fun by you folks here. You crazy scamps




Some men tase for sport
Others tase in feud
The only thing I'm tasing for...
is my balls when in the mooooood...


Tase my balls, tase my balls
Shove electrodes down my smalls
Pull the trigger, with great vigour
Put these nuts in spastic rigour

See my rocks? Give 'em shocks
Parboil them within my jocks
Run some voltage through my knackers
They'll go off like Christmas crackers

Burning hair everywhere
A groin of pure actinic glare
Abundant feedback in my nutsack
Never palls

More power to my junk
Let's try and fry some spunk
Tase my balls, tase my balls
Taaase my balls


Toooooo.....myyyyy...meat
Apply some heat
And for sure I'll think that neat
But for that sweet electric juice
My scrotum caaaalls

So get that lightning struck
(This kills the stupid gently caress)
Tase my baaaalls
Tase my baaaalls
Oh please watch me taaaase myyyy baaaaaaaaaallllls

BraveUlysses posted:

when the tase hits your balls
and you have a big stroke


that's a lmaoooo

gregday posted:

Like a small boat
On the high seas
Shocking big waves
Into my testes
Like how a single spark
Can make a heart seize up
I might only have one taser
But I can make an explosion
And all that art I didn't steal
Tasing balls inside my pants
I will scream out loud tonight
Can you hear my voice this time?

This is my fight song
Tase my own balls song
Prove I'm alt-right song
My taser’s turned on
Starting right now on my dong
I'll play my fight song
And I don't really care if nobody else believes
'Cause I've still got a lot of amps left in me

Qurnah posted:

if you're tuermpy and you know it tase your balls
*tase tase*

if you're tnirmpy and you know it tase your balls
*tase tase*

if you're trampuy and you know it your face will surely show it
if you're trömpy and you know it tase your balls
*tase tase*

SirPablo posted:

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Rah! posted:

AppleNippleBOB posted:

DrPossum posted:

lol who the gently caress is listening to ann coulter about anything in tyool 2022

SirPablo posted:

What exactly are we fighting a civil war over?

hellfaucet posted:

Happy anniversary.

Schmoe Cwead posted:

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

https://twitter.com/ccadelago/status/1479107676609024009

petit choux posted:

The Confederacy rides again!

SirPablo posted:

What exactly are we fighting a civil war over?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The Confederacy recognized the legitimacy of the 1860 election, that's why they left the Union.

Basebf555 posted:

You know Trump is extremely pissed off today because the stark difference between him tossing out these press release statements that nobody reads and Biden make a big dramatic statement on camera with all the media covering it is right in his face today, moreso than usual.

Atoramos posted:

The last time I made a song it was a joke in 2015 about Donald Trump who would never ever be president, saving Christmas from that socialist Santa. You think I'd have learned my lesson. Unfortunately, that is not the case.

Kristopher Kringle Says Hello

QAnon Shaman

ShallNoiseUpon posted:

thinking about all of tip o'neills contributions to this great country

petit choux posted:

The Confederacy rides again!

a.lo posted:

star trek insurrection sucks