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Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
meanwhile

https://twitter.com/joshmich/status/1479109848599912457

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Corporate sponsorship will be a big deal for funding the civil war.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

Zokari posted:

"taser balls is a funnier character than we've had before"

Ben Nerevarine posted:

HOW CAN YOU HAVE ANY TASED BALLS IF YOU AINT HAD YER TWEETS

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Taze me

Taze me, my balls


Schlonged Again posted:

COURSING THROUGH MY SKIN
THIS VOLTAGE I CAN FEEL
TAZING MY OWN BALLS
REMOVING TIP O'NEILL


Vim Fuego posted:

Tase my balls
Before you go go
Don't leave them dangling
Like a yo-yo

Vim Fuego posted:

*John lennon voice*

Morbus posted:

imagine two sitting congressmen coordinating a terrorist attack on the capitol building with a man named Ali Abdul Razaq Akbar in which two police officers are murdered and IEDs have to be detonated by a bomb squad and then nothing happens to them



Bradley Headstone posted:

hungry for crepes n poo poo posted:

Ah, ah, ah, ah
Tazin' my balls, tazin' my balls
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Tazin' my baaaaaaw awwwww
yawaaaaawaaaaalls























Well you can tell by the way I taze my sack
I'm a patriot
Oops, heart attack

Alioth posted:

Do tasers dream of electric balls

Schmoe Cwead posted:

ive

got

tazed

balls and i can not lie

had a heart attack then i died


UFOTacoMan posted:

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a MAGA man, lots of time to talk
Riot loud and piss is warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born
And now it's alright, it's okay
And you may look the other way
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man

Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
I'm tazin' my balls, tazin' my balls
Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'
And we're tazin' our balls, tazin' our balls
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tazin' my balls, tazin' my balls
Ah, ha, ha, ha, tazin' my balls

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

yeah you'd think one of them would be smart enough to lie

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


Covid is over

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

SirPablo posted:

What exactly are we fighting a civil war over?

lol trump

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

ShallNoiseUpon posted:



thinking about all of tip o'neills contributions to this great country

o7

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Biden not shutting down during delta or this omicron wave absolutely makes him worse than trump at handling the pandemic lmbo

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

We are fighting a civil war because killing people is the only thing we have the energy to do, no one wants the world to be a better place they just want it to be worse for their enemies.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

thx 4 tha memories~

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
so I’m watching Gundam Reconguista in G and they just casually dropped a mention that this entire squadron consists of a class of people called Kuntala. the Kuntala are a lower-class people that were bred and eaten like cattle during the food crisis that occurred in the closing stages of the UC era

metal af

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

Bethamphetamine posted:

Biden speech summary:

-too long
-no whispering into mic
-only mentioned faeces once

rating
1/5 choochoo trains

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It's pretty cool that the capitol insurrection folks represent about 28-30% of the population that literally and openly says that they want to kill their political opposition, kill all non-Christian men and take their women, and install a permanent christofascist dictator and the government still won't do anything about them.

lol that owns. extremely christ-like.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

a.lo posted:

star trek insurrection sucks

I liked it when I was a kid :kiddo:

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

SirPablo posted:

What exactly are we fighting a civil war over?

Remember Sailor dammit!

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

Red Baron posted:

I’m ready for midterm elections

I crave blood

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

omicRon desantis

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

ex post facho posted:

Biden not shutting down during delta or this omicron wave absolutely makes him worse than trump at handling the pandemic lmbo

If everyone gets omicron over the next month the entire health care system is likely to collapse and these fuckers are either entirely clueless or don't care

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/briantashman/status/1479097825254326272

lol

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



SirPablo posted:

What exactly are we fighting a civil war over?

more breadsticks, they only bring out like one per person now

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


Lmao

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

Me trying to figure out what he's trying to say

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmao

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Feldegast42 posted:

If everyone gets omicron over the next month the entire health care system is likely to collapse and these fuckers are either entirely clueless or don't care

spoiler: they don’t care

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

Basebf555 posted:

You know Trump is extremely pissed off today because the stark difference between him tossing out these press release statements that nobody reads and Biden make a big dramatic statement on camera with all the media covering it is right in his face today, moreso than usual.

lol yeah

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

at some point everyone on the planet will have contracted it at the rate we are going lol

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It's pretty cool that the capitol insurrection folks represent about 28-30% of the population that literally and openly says that they want to kill their political opposition, kill all non-Christian men and take their women, and install a permanent christofascist dictator and the government still won't do anything about them.

They are the government already op

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
I remember hooting and hollering on January 6th with this thread while thinking in the back of my head that the fascists had a decent chance of getting ahold of Representatives/Senators and like.. beginning to execute people on live national television.

It really is amazing that if Trump had just walked with them to the capitol, the entire chain of command thing would have let him march into the capitol building with them probably unopposed and that would have probably been it.

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

It's pretty cool that the capitol insurrection folks represent about 28-30% of the population that literally and openly says that they want to kill their political opposition, kill all non-Christian men and take their women, and install a permanent christofascist dictator and the government still won't do anything about them.

The Democrats won't touch this because they don't want to admit that "good Christians" is like good Republicans or conservatives and bullshit at best or cover for the most vile poo poo at worse. And Christianity is a sacred cow. Until that cow is slain and we are really willing to go after religion there is no point in anything. It's already all over.

bleeding kansas
Nov 15, 2019

Lastgirl posted:

no gag reflex? impressive

lol

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Fascist overthrow prevented by the fascist leader being a big drat baby who doesn't like exercise is NOT on the bingo card I had for this decade.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

tromacron

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/daithaigilbert/status/1479113317503299587

mission accomplished

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

goth smoking cloves posted:

Lol another 9/11s worth of people are going to die today from covid and all anyone will talk about is the insurrection

Jim Jordan has you covered

https://twitter.com/Jim_Jordan/status/1478833202945212416

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

aww gently caress. Am I missing a Dr. Phil covering race? Those are always hilarious

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



https://twitter.com/daithaigilbert/status/1479115924187717638?s=21

https://twitter.com/thebigfoxx/status/1479115838103846914?s=21

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

PyPy posted:

so I’m watching Gundam Reconguista in G and they just casually dropped a mention that this entire squadron consists of a class of people called Kuntala. the Kuntala are a lower-class people that were bred and eaten like cattle during the food crisis that occurred in the closing stages of the UC era

metal af

Read Through Darkest America then

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Star Trek An Erection

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