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Yaldabaoth posted:Modern Heathcliff is great because you can't tell if the editor comes up with the subtitle first and then the artist draws a picture based on it or the other way around. pls post examples im curious Shinjobi posted:Nathen can be the new Bonzi Buddy lmao
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Agent Escalus posted:Ever sit back and wonder what Nathan would be doing, what kind of life he’d be leading, if he wasn’t a member of the lucky sperm club? Probably just be embarrassing on a much more modest scale like millions of other dorks
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Agent Escalus posted:Ever sit back and wonder what Nathan would be doing, what kind of life he’d be leading, if he wasn’t a member of the lucky sperm club? I think what you mean is "What would Nathen be doing if his family wasn't wealthy?", because "lucky sperm" implies he was the sperm that made it to his mother's egg and he wouldn't be doing anything otherwise because he never would have been born.
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Jan 8, 2022 02:01
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That ain't me That ain't me I ain't no fortunate sperm, no
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I think being locked in Nathen's consciousness is a big enough strike in the Con column to disqualify his originating sperm as "lucky"
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Jan 8, 2022 03:11
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The discord is now a completely incomprehensible mess lol
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necroid posted:pls post examples im curious 
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Elephant Ambush posted:The discord is now a completely incomprehensible mess lol So its finally on-brand then
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Solomon Gumball posted:Someone asked him in the Discord and he wasn't aware and just brushed off the guy recommending it with "fans are so creative with Garfield". What a pompous rear end
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Jan 8, 2022 05:09
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Come for the entertainment, stay for the perks!
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Mozi posted:is that a big beef lasagna in your pants or are you just entergaged to see me? 
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Jan 8, 2022 06:56
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Oh no, I think I might like Heathcliff for real now
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oh ok this is some cow tools poo poo
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Dr. Quarex posted:Oh no, I think I might like Heathcliff for real now Heathcliff is unironically awesome
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necroid posted:oh ok this is some cow tools poo poo …dammit now I want a Far Side Bar!
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Jan 8, 2022 20:03
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Strong Bads House of sushi
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Jan 8, 2022 20:06
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Nathen must never be allowed near Homestar Runner, ok?
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Plant MONSTER. posted:Nathen must never be allowed near Homestar Runner, ok? He kind of talks like a HSR character already.
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Agent Escalus posted:…dammit now I want a Far Side Bar! Bar Side Now serving Big Cow Tools Lasagna
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He called me sharknahdo in voice chat (i'm muted) he's calling on "new" people to entergage him, i may have to bail, i'm too drunk to bullshit him. He also blames jim davis for garfield eats not being in the US he called me out by name and i said "hey buddy i'm here", now he's leaving because he "has another call" his sauce is orangey because he uses plum tomatos he loves brokeback mountain and jake gyllenhal is his favorite he got a dui in hollywood meeting lance from nsync who was trying to get with him ok i'm done sharknado slashfic fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Jan 11, 2022 |
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He's glad he didn't go with Lance (who had blue hair at the time) because he's positive he would've been raped 'or worse' He doesn't want Lynch for his documentary anymore because "He's too old" He admits to hitting his actual alive Garfield cat on the head "because that's what alcohol does" claims he doesn't drink anymore When asked what did he do for relaxation he said 'my mother told me to take valium for sleep' and took off for like 10 minutes to find the Garf pez a fan gave him and where he 'stored his pills' (claims he doesn't take anything, he's 'ambitious' enough as is) and that weed made him too paranoid. CBD is fine. Is happy to have a bunch of artists for fans in his discord, but wishes he had a single fan lawyer (so many people to sue, he says). Is super duper butthurt at his 'business partner' for taking advantage of him, letting him do all the work, etc. rofl. he's tired of licensing, his next plans are to make the 'nathfield' character a 3D NFT (supposedly talking with people who have done 3D work for Netflix lol) and to continue working on Egeez. There's supposedly a documentary about him in the works by a youtube documentary channel. Enterexploregorge or something like that haha. It really is another Chris-Chan situation, a run of the mill crazy person, who the internet might or might not push to new avenues of crazy. On his own he's not terribly interesting, and the pet abuse reveals he's a terrible person overall.
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Zefiel posted:
What a revelation that no one saw coming a mile away
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The implication is that Heathcliff got hosed up with the robots. And now he's sobering up with a cup of coffee. Funny AND relatable. Also, I just love Kitty Korner.
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Pet abuse? gently caress you Nathen what the hell dude? Edit: I actually met Lance Bass at a club in DC a very long time ago and he was very nice
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Well now we know why that poor cat reacted the way it did in that video. (gently caress you, Nathen - punching a cat because you're drunk! Go entergage your rear end with that fist!)
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endocriminologist posted:really though he should just make a gokueats like goku loves eating and he does it a lot Got high the other day and pitched DBZ Burger to a friend Piccoloaded Fries Gokool Ranch Dip Chi Chilli Cheese Burger Goham and Cheese Sandwich Vegeta-ble Burger Garlic Fries Carlic Jr Fries (small portion) All foods calories listed as power level Frieza shakes where each side is a different form I'm a loser
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Calico Heart posted:Got high the other day and pitched DBZ Burger to a friend Congrats, this is already a better business plan than GarfieldEATS
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Oh good so the exact thing I was worried about happened with his cat Jim Davis: "Just take care of the cat, and the cat will take care of you"  Nathen, taking it extremely literally: "Why aren't you making me cold hard cash???"  *punches cat*
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Futanari Damacy posted:Oh good so the exact thing I was worried about happened with his cat welp this is too dark even for lasagna cat
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"I am continually reminded of my failure and hatred of Garfield by my pet cat, whom I named Garfield"
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Hardly anything will make the internet turn on you faster than animal abuse, so congrats Nathen you're a piece of poo poo instead of a weird loser
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I had a pretty severe alcohol problem for a while there and I somehow I managed to never punch my pets. Please do not punch your pets.
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Zefiel posted:He's glad he didn't go with Lance (who had blue hair at the time) because he's positive he would've been raped 'or worse' I'm entergaged
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Sherbert Hoover posted:I hope he's just being dramatic and swatted his cat what if they shot it for being "aggressive" though?
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