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sarcastx posted:Pay an orchestra to play this at your wedding and have a loving waltz The first version of this song was the go-to lullaby music for both of my children when they were babies.
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AITA for costing a disabled UberEats driver his job?quote:Title sounds bad but hear me out. I am a driver for all 3 of the main food delivery services at the moment (UberEats, Doordash and Grubhub) and was taking an order from McDonalds when this incident happened. I know when I worked in a restaurant as a third party worker, I was amazed at the staff just taking food off plates before bringing it out to the waiting customers. Had I been a customer, I would have been pissed as hell. Now, with Covid and the seals broken on the bag? I would have blown a gasket. AITA for restarting Animal Crossing with my step-daughter so I can be Resident Representative? quote:I (28F) had been wanting Animal Crossing since March 2020, and it finally went on sale Christmas 2021, so I bought it for myself and my boyfriend(40M)’s daughter (10F, with us usually every-other weekend). Is this the new taking candy from a baby level of assholery? Cowslips Warren fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Jan 8, 2022 |
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for restarting Animal Crossing with my step-daughter so I can be Resident Representative? This is because of Nintendo's ridiculous 1 island per console rule. Not per cartridge, per $300 console.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Who takes out a one-sided five-figure loan to pay for a wedding? I know the marriage industry is poisoned, but if your fiancé is happy to let you eat the entirety of the costs, you don't need to wait for him to get caught cheating on you; you are already doomed. Rust Martialis posted:Depending on the state she could be fine, or she could be in real trouble. Anyway, good for her. Here's some Captain Awkward stuff: quote:5 Answers to “That’s Certainly A Question”
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Cowslips Warren posted:AITA for costing a disabled UberEats driver his job? AFAIK there's no obligation to report poo poo to 3rd party services. Most of the time you don't even know which one the driver works for - It only shows up on the receipt when it prints, so if they don't go, "Hi, I have a doordash/grubhub/ubereats for [name]" it's very likely you're not going to even know who they're with because you just automatically tape the receipt to the bag and move on. There's also no contact information for the driver, so how the hell would the manager even report him, unless she went out of her way to get the license plate? Anyway, the obvious answer is something many drivers figured out when I worked drive-thru: "Hey, I'm picking up an order, but I'd also like to place an order for myself." It's not like the guy became diabetic yesterday - He has to know that his sugar will dip and it's baffling he doesn't have any preparation for it, or the sense to order food for himself.
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My gf is upset that I have a body count of 1 including herquote:I am a male and 28 years old. My gf is 24 and a woman. We have been dating 5 years.
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Evil Willow posted:My gf is upset that I have a body count of 1 including her That title... "I killed my GF, AITA?"
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I swear some dating sites study stated the average person had about 10 sexual partners before getting married. Relatedly, you'll have to tell your next girlfriend the number of people you've slept with is 1, not including her
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This person isn't afraid to use body count but won't say virgin.
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# ? Jan 8, 2022 06:41 |
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I've never killed anybody but I've never thought to ask any of my exes if they did before sleeping with them.
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# ? Jan 8, 2022 06:41 |
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Thats like, the first thing you wanna ask. Nothing kills the mood like a ghost screaming that they're a murderer while you're about to finish
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Bruceski posted:That title... "I killed my GF, AITA?"
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Barudak posted:Thats like, the first thing you wanna ask. Nothing kills the mood like a ghost screaming that they're a murderer while you're about to finish Speak for yourself.
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Just shut down all of social media.
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# ? Jan 8, 2022 07:35 |
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Barudak posted:Thats like, the first thing you wanna ask. Nothing kills the mood like a ghost screaming that they're a murderer while you're about to finish If she wants to bite my head off afterward whatever, I'll try anything once, but I want to know about it first.
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Hughlander posted:AITA for stopping the kid's hockey game I was reffing because parents wouldn't calm down?
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camoseven posted:I'm not sure where you live, but in the US that word is wildly inappropriate for an adult to say, let alone try to teach a toddler Never said it was appropriate. Just can't help but find it funny.
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AITA For refusing to stay with my sisterquote:I (f18) am in my first year of college. It’s winter break for us and I spent the first week with my parents at our house in NH. I had secured a 3 week internship for the break. This internship is located nyc a couple hours away from my college. Instead of letting me rent an apartment my parents say I need to stay with my sister Mary (f28) and her girlfriend Jess (f27). Comments posted:As a gay woman, it’s not homophobic to not want to see your sister eating her girl out. NTA ofc OP posted:yeah i’m bi so i obviously have no issue with wlw but she still made that conclusion
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# ? Jan 8, 2022 08:35 |
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"How dare you not want to watch or hear us having sex! You loving homophobe!"
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AITA for telling my girlfriend to stop buying NASA related things?quote:my girlfriend (24F) and i (27M) have been together for 3 years. for as long as i can remember, she’s obsessed with astronauts and NASA shirts. her dream job isn’t even to be an astronaut, she just thinks they’re incredibly “aesthetic” and loves planets and admired astronauts.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my girlfriend to stop buying NASA related things? He gave her the reality check she needed all right. She now knows she's in reality dating an rear end in a top hat.
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my girlfriend to stop buying NASA related things? Another case where she’s way cooler than he is.
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Barudak posted:Thats like, the first thing you wanna ask. Nothing kills the mood like a ghost screaming that they're a murderer while you're about to finish Stay safe sex ghost
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my girlfriend to stop buying NASA related things? Also, quote:i have no issues with that particularly, other than the fact that my girlfriend is absolutely terrible at math due to ADHD
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Her being bad at math matters because it means she's stupid* and only smart people are allowed to think astronauts are cool*. *observation only valid using rear end in a top hat logic** **not to be confused with actual logic Also from the sound of it, he never actually said he had an issue with her degree of astronaut themed decor until deciding to explode about it out of the blue, which is a class act on its own.
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Hughlander posted:AITA For refusing to stay with my sister You don't want to watch your sister eat out a woman in your sleeping space? In Europe this is normal
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QuarkJets posted:You don't want to watch your sister eat out a woman in your sleeping space? In Europe this is normal Nous nous appelons 'The Aristocrats'!
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Being obsessed with space and space exploration is extremely cool and good, and should be encouraged.
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It was the bedsheets that tipped him over the edge - NASA bedsheets are intimidating to a fragile ego:
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It even has the wingtips
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AITA for exposing my cousin after she called my life patheticquote:I (f21) come from a big family composed of 20 cousins, most of them boys. One of the only other girl cousin I have is the eldest (S, f35) and is this snobby rich parisian girl whom I used to absolutely adore and admire and now I'm just meh about (before the incident) . We met a week ago for a big family reunion. As usual S got very drunk and she gets kinda Alabama-y (kissing a groppin) with another one of my cousin (E, M31) I see them kissing and am absolutely repulsed but just closed my eyes and pretended I didn't see anything. Later a group of my cousins friends came in and we hung out and drank more with them. S and I were talking to the same guy and she kept bringing me down in front of him and the others. It didn't really bother me I'm used to it. Until she interrupted me to say "no one give a poo poo about your pathetic life, you're only that way cause your dad never loved you fatty (la grosse)" (backstory: my dad left me and my brothers about 4 years ago and it took a big toll on my mental health). It made me so mad and sad that said "well at least I'm not a 35yo witch(with a B) who isn't able to pull guys that aren't my cousin." She got mad, screamed that how dare I say such things in front of other people (cause turns out most of my family knew they hooked up at family reunions and did like me, pretended they didn't see anything) and how I am going to embarrass the whole family by saying it to others. Now my aunts and uncles are getting mad that I blabbed a family shame to an outsider and that I should just go tell everyone I was lying for attention. I think I was in the right for defending myself (my brothers think so too) but I'm not sure... Aita ?
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Im glad foreigners know alabama is the bottom of the world
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Barudak posted:Im glad foreigners know alabama is the bottom of the world ROLL TIDE!
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Evil Willow posted:AITA for telling my girlfriend to stop buying NASA related things? I'm *COUGH COUGH* years old and I love NASA and I hope she straps this dude to a suborbital rocket and finds a dude worthy of her If I had a NASA obsessed GF/wife is be ecstatic!
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Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for exposing my cousin after she called my life pathetic in america this is very normal
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[banjo music intensifies]
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Pomme de Terror posted:AITA for exposing my cousin after she called my life pathetic Parisians are loving weird tbf
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This isn't r/relationships or AITA but I felt like it fits this thread anyway. How can I stop my neighbour wanking all day? If I can't stop it, how can I fight back? quote:Ok so I live next door to an older couple and their mid-twenties (I think) son. I work from home, so I'm based in the office in my attic. We've lived here for 6 years and it has always been fine, up until recently when I think they've had a house move around and now it seems the son has his bedroom in their attic which is directly next to where I'm sat.
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Lotus Aura posted:This isn't r/relationships or AITA but I felt like it fits this thread anyway. There's no fuckin way unless they both live in tents
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AITA for asking my son to consider the needs of his brother when planning the food for his wedding?quote:My eldest son "Robert" (age 33) just finished his time in the Canadian Armed Forces and he's moved back to our city now that he's out. Robert also recently got married. Because of the pandemic restrictions in our province at the time and because they didn't want anyone to catch coronavirus they just went to city hall and didn't have a ceremony or any guests or anyone there. They shared photos of it to those who wanted. Once things are safe they'll have the reception with guests and dinner and dancing and everything else. I mean, wedding feasts can have all kinds of poo poo. Most people go to get drunk and party. But you still need food.
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