LonsomeSon posted:

turn ur monitor on

quote:

According to a criminal complaint against Bob Snow of Heber Springs, Arkansas, he told FBI agents “he urinated on a column inside an area he thought to be a cafeteria.”

However, Snow told Fox 16 on Friday that he "was guided to a location outside the Capitol near a dark room with a window that from the outside looked like a lunchroom," according to the station.

“That’s how they’re identifying this as a cafeteria,” Snow said. “No one was there. I would have never done that in front of someone. I am not a dog or an animal.”

The 78-year-old Jan. 6 rioter denied in a TV interview that he urinated on a column inside the Capitol during the insurrection.

Snow, who was released after appearing in court, said he doesn't agree with the charges. “I didn’t picket, I didn’t have a flag [and] I had no signs,” he said. “I had just my cooler, cell phone, my hat and vest and that’s all I had. And I wasn’t trying to convince anybody to do anything.” Snow said it was his first Trump rally and he was "not part of the violent group."

“You don’t go there to beat up a police officer, you don’t chase after a congressman, you don’t threaten to hang Nancy Pelosi like some of those people were doing,” Snow said. “We had six very courteous capitol police officers and the only thing they said to us as we filed in [was] ‘folks, please don’t touch anything’ [and] that’s all they said."

"I wasn’t there to disrupt Congress," he added. "“I’ve been around for 78 years and I know that’s not how you do things."

The Wisest Moron posted:

I can't wait for Donald Trumo to be my president again

An Apple A Gay posted:

saturday morning sesh

helta posted:

helta posted:

CODChimera posted:

kinda funny that trump is still just openly saying it was rigged and stolen

19 o'clock posted:

what sandwich does Duke Leto Atreides eat in Dune?

19 o'clock posted:

what sandwich does Duke Leto Atreides eat in Dune?

Hatebag posted:

My sandwich chart complaints:

Coleslaw on pulled pork - should be some kinda pickle

Hatebag posted:

Spicy chicken

An Apple A Gay posted:

old enough to remember when waterworld was a box office flop

Filthy Hans posted:

listen up, losers: the last part of the James Webb space telescope's lens is being unfolded today and you should be able to watch it live on the official NASA stream starting soon

https://forums.somethingawful.com/newreply.php?action=newreply&threadid=3989357

Bethamphetamine posted:

The reuben is correctly assumed to be on marble rye

Dolphin posted:

i heard you can cure covid by drinking your own piss

VideoKid posted:

many people are drinking piss

That DICK! posted:

https://twitter.com/AirpodAlbertFC/status/1479537419041054727?s=20

That DICK! posted:

https://twitter.com/AirpodAlbertFC/status/1479537419041054727?s=20

Red Baron posted:

want a Cubano right now

Alec Eiffel posted:

You throw noodles in water and eat them when they’re cooked.