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Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Hey Hansen, thanks for the overview of what happens if Pittsburgh or Baltimore wins...

...WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY TIE? WE NEED TO KNOW!

e: I see.


(tie! tie! tie!)

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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Come on Ravens, you can do it!

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

The perfect end for Kawalimus exists


Also I will take it if it means It takes down the Steelers

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I thought I may be rooting hard for a tie tonight, but it turns out, this tie would be funnier

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Sent from my iPad posted:

Is there any starting-caliber NFL WR with sketchier hands than Hollywood?

I'd mention a Saints WR but you said starting-caliber.

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

kiimo posted:

Think about how much Jacksonville could get for that pick. They don't have a lot of huge one player needs but a new coach could want a lot of picks to fill in the holes.

Only a GM as bad as Baalke would be willing to mortgage their franchises future for what's on the table for the first overall this year.

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

interesting stat: in their history, the ravens have never scored a touchdown, or prevented another team from scoring a touchdown

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

mutually assured destruction is the most steelers/ravens result possible

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Pinwiz11 posted:

Hey Hansen, thanks for the overview of what happens if Pittsburgh or Baltimore wins...

...WHAT HAPPENS IF THEY TIE? WE NEED TO KNOW!

e: I see.

(tie! tie! tie!)

Owns

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

shyduck posted:

Way to go Colts, thank you for the first rounder

I guess the first round pick could have technically been a little higher, but the Eagles getting the pick AND the Colts having a winning record AND the Colts blowing the playoff spot to the Jags is so much better than I could have pictured this playing out.

StupidSexyMothman
Aug 9, 2010

https://twitter.com/sportswatch/status/1480285351071596550?t=J2PL56CNzp6M76b65UlUvA&s=19

lol

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Kawalimus posted:

Sadly he's still probably the best drafted WR we have ever had. Think about that. I assume Bateman will surpass him though

Not Torrey Smith or Derrick Mason?

chamois
Oct 24, 2010


lets go jets

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Jets own

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


So could the Chargers and Raiders both just kneel on every play and get into the playoffs?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
poo poo...maybe I should root for a tie in the Steelers-Ravens game

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Hate crime

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Heh

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Jags celebrating the loss of their first draft pick in an absolutely meaningless win over the majestically imcompetent Colts just lmao

But more importantly

Tim Whatley posted:

I cannot believe the Colts lmao

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

i want the ravens to win but them making the playoffs is a nightmare scenario

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Party Boat posted:

So could the Chargers and Raiders both just kneel on every play and get into the playoffs?

Theoretically yes.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

surf rock posted:

Not Torrey Smith or Derrick Mason?

Derrick Mason wasn't drafted by the Ravens

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

Latavius Murray trying to get the Raiders into the playoffs :)

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Tie possible lol

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


BlindSite posted:

Theoretically yes.

It would own and they should do it

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

surf rock posted:

Not Torrey Smith or Derrick Mason?

Torrey Smith was a one-trick pony. Very good at what he did(especially the PI special) but overall a blah receiver. Still our 2nd best.

Mason was drafted by Tennessee.

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

I guess Jets can interrupt Steel things.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

A.o.D. posted:

Only a GM as bad as Baalke would be willing to mortgage their franchises future for what's on the table for the first overall this year.

Are you saying that trading the #1 pick is a bad idea for Jacksonville? I think the problem is not getting enough for the pick because there isn't a great QB this year.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Throw a pick six, you fat piece of poo poo

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Hazo posted:

Jags celebrating the loss of their first draft pick in an absolutely meaningless win over the majestically imcompetent Colts just lmao

But more importantly

They keep the first overall - detroit won.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Mystic Stylez posted:

Derrick Mason wasn't drafted by the Ravens

Oh gently caress you're right

Literally 25+ years of wide receiver drafting futility in Baltimore, goddamn

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Please, NFL. I know I'm asking for a lot here, but please, please let me see Pittsburgh and Baltimore tie and gently caress each other out of the playoffs.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Lol look at this bullshit catch

chamois
Oct 24, 2010

surf rock posted:

Oh gently caress you're right

Literally 25+ years of wide receiver drafting futility in Baltimore, goddamn

torrey smith kiss the rings challenge

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Over 3:30 taken off and the Steelers starting deep. Good start for the Raven there. Need the Steelers to get a couple first downs and punt here.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Tie would be so fitting.

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.

Kawalimus posted:

Torrey Smith was a one-trick pony. Very good at what he did(especially the PI special) but overall a blah receiver. Still our 2nd best.

Mason was drafted by Tennessee.

But isn't Hollywood literally the same trick, but with worse hands?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Can't believe this week ended up being good

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Go clock go

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Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Just go away Ben

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