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bird with big dick posted:Drinking urine helped me learn Spanish ama Did we meet in Barcelona?
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bird with big dick posted:Snorlax fuckin sucks if you're gonna lose your job over pokemon go at least do it for a good one like articunos or lapras Snorlax is the pokemon that most looks like a cop though
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Jan 11, 2022 16:07
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Have they started buttchugging piss yet? It's been like 7 hours since I learned they're drinking piss so I might be late.
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Storing my garbage bags of piss next to my garbage bags of gasoline and hoping I don't mix em up or I do and discover and even BETTER covid cure
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LifeSunDeath posted:Every moment those cops weren't interfacing with the public was less risk to the public, so I say let them keep playing pokemon. I wonder if they parked their squad car outside of a gym they were defending to prevent other players from getting close and challenging them.
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Hobo Clown posted:Storing my garbage bags of piss next to my garbage bags of gasoline and hoping I don't mix em up My uncle Steve tried to use starting ether as a COVID cure and it’s true that he didn’t die from the virus as he died from internal bleeding after falling down the stairs. We’ve patented the cure in his memory. 
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Hobo Clown posted:Storing my garbage bags of piss next to my garbage bags of gasoline and hoping I don't mix em up "Pee should always be stored in the balls." - Dr. Rand Paul
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loving Moron posted:"Pee should always be stored in the balls." - Dr. Rand Paul https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1480937135796412416 Rand Paul is such a sniveling little poo poo, it's always fun to see him get dunked on
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so it's kinda clear by now that things are not going to get better and the damage that was done is lasting damage. if democrats cant even repair the fascism sabotage republicans will inevitably try over and over every chance they get then we're just prolonging the inevitable anyway
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literally the best things to happen in the last 6 years was trump and marge getting banned on twitter lol. if twitter hadnt stepped up wed prob be a fascist state by now. but at least we have decorum
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^yeah no poo poo DO SOMETHING
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Steadiman posted:Speaking of Rand Paul, he's at it with Fauci again Utter human garbage gonna garbage. This is how the world works now. Lol
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its_my_birthday posted:literally the best things to happen in the last 6 years was trump and marge getting banned on twitter lol. if twitter hadnt stepped up wed prob be a fascist state by now. It really is a stark contrast to see just how much Trump’s Twitter account literally drove the national news cycle back when he had it compared to now. Lmao I have this hilarious mental image of Trump sitting at some desk down at Mar-A-Lago with pre-chopped up lines if Adderol in front of him, Fox News blasting in the background, relentlessly firing off tweets making GBS threads on Biden 24/7. Even if he somehow got his Twitter back he wouldn’t be able to help himself, he’d just get banned again for COVID misinfo and calls for violence.
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Jan 11, 2022 17:41
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Rand Paul: "Whoa hey now don't try to bring your politics onto the senate floor"
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Rand Paul has a filter that as soon as Fauci says his twelfth word he has to begin shouting again.
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Here's my lol Republicans are literally paying corrupt conmen millions of dollars to destroy the world, because they think they'll be rewarded for killing us all in an afterlife.
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bird with big dick posted:Drinking urine helped me learn Spanish ama ¿Por qué los pájaros tienen polla?
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The Last Call posted:What's the hot new thing the right is taking now besides horse drugs? The answer may surprise you: I know it's literally always projection but even so I'm still surprised that the "Burger King's impossible whopper will literally turn you into a woman!" thing was projection
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Dapper_Swindler posted:https://twitter.com/RepGosar/status/1480761293581819904 "Mr Gosar, would you mind explaining exactly what 'gain of function' is for our viewe-" "Shut up!"
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Lolling because trump was President & a guy died from tazed balls
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https://twitter.com/iVoteArizona/status/1480920513295921157 "WE ARE THE SEEKERS OF TRUTH" *comments disabled*
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I wonder how Trump found out about the ban. Did he have a tweet all typed up and it errored out? Did the social media interns draw straws to determine who had to tell him? I wanna know about the other end too. Did Twitter hold a little ceremony? Who got to make the final click or keystroke that enacted it?
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Stoatbringer posted:"Mr Gosar, would you mind explaining exactly what 'gain of function' is for our viewe-" lmao that account was suspended
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I just hope everyone reminds gosar his family hates him.
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If your reality is constructed from a blended mash of TV and films, all sloshing around inside the cavity of your smooth brain, then mere mention of the phrase "Gain Of Function" is enough to convince you to start drinking your own piss. Its catchy as gently caress.
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Scam Likely posted:If your reality is constructed from a blended mash of TV and films, all sloshing around inside the cavity of your smooth brain, then mere mention of the phrase "Gain Of Function" is enough to convince you to start drinking your own piss. Its catchy as gently caress. Sounds like an Iain M Banks novel tbh
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TASER BALLS HEART ATTACK
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Seth Pecksniff posted:TASER 
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As a kid, my dad was fired from an Oregon police department for beating the living poo poo out of an undocumented immigrant in his cell. He just moved us down to Florida and became a cop all over again. Firing cops doesn't work unless it's into the sun.
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Convex posted:Sounds like an Iain M Banks novel tbh More Gibson or Dick in my opinion. Isn't that basically Snow Crash?
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InsertPotPun posted:https://twitter.com/iVoteArizona/status/1480920513295921157 If the Trump administration proved anything it was you can in fact lie to everyone all the time forever.
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https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1480719018776571906 hurrrrrrr I'm so clever! The right is not getting better at comedy.
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Outrail posted:If the Trump administration proved anything it was you can in fact lie to everyone all the time forever. IMO the people who talk the most about the 'truth' coming out are the biggest liars Funny thing about truths - they just are. The sun rises in the east. A man tazed his own balls enough to die. Regardless if you call it east, este, mashariki, or azuma. Regardless if the man was trying to steal a Tip O'Neil painting or trying to pee on Pelosi's desk. These are things that just exist and are of being. Nothing can dissuade these things.
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Outrail posted:https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1480719018776571906 This was supposed to be Gutfeld's account wasn't it
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https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1480975902875865090 Talking about what really matters.
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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1480897040951484418 really cool that tv producers edit poo poo to gently caress it all up
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Outrail posted:https://twitter.com/TuckerCarlson/status/1480719018776571906 I don’t get it
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Convex posted:Sounds like an Iain M Banks novel tbh Without warning, he GSV Gain Of Function slam-braked out of infra-space. "What the gently caress, ship?", demanded the drone Feen'drost, watching the ripples disrupting the skein.
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https://twitter.com/BadVaccineTakes/status/1480946520660889607 Oh no, our astral travel!
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