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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
When James Charles (makeup Youtuber) kept getting accused of grooming (or outright sleeping with) underage dudes, at one point, he very sternly goes "18 is the youngest I would ever date", as if that's not a basic "UM, GEE, I SURE HOPE SO".

Like, even if you're innocent, it's kind of a bad look.

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Silver Falcon posted:

person can I gently caress before I can get in legal trouble" is not a question you should be asking. Ever. :barf:

What if you are, in fact, young? “Can I go to prison if I have sex with my girlfriend?” is a question that does concern teenagers in a number of places.

Of course, hardly any of those teenagers are libertarians. Hopefully.

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Phanatic posted:

What if you are, in fact, young? “Can I go to prison if I have sex with my girlfriend?” is a question that does concern teenagers in a number of places.

Of course, hardly any of those teenagers are libertarians. Hopefully.

Did you even really go through your teens if you didn't have a libertarian phase?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

YeahTubaMike posted:

I'm choosing to believe "mental maturity" means "literally the point at which someone's brain stops maturing", which is in one's mid-20s. The alternative is too gross.

Note that he says "more than enough", meaning he thinks someone shouldn't have to be mentally mature for you to have sex with them.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I assume this thread is where dumb NFT poo poo goes:

https://twitter.com/AP_Images/status/1480582252044197895

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Why steal an ape when you can steal a Hitler?

cinni has a new favorite as of 10:09 on Jan 11, 2022

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
Next comes the "actually, this is an environmentally friendly nft" then "we apologize for not doing our due diligence researching our partner in the exciting world of NFTs, Slurcoin"

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




So unbelievably stupid I can hardly believe it.

You don't have to put a period before someone's twitter handle to tag them :rolleyes:

First of May
May 1, 2017
🎵 Bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay! 🎵


Bitcoin was the concerning lump, NFTs are the full-blown cancer.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Can I buy an NFT of the guy throwing his shoe at Bush and then gift it to that guy?

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



Push El Burrito posted:

Can I buy an NFT of the guy throwing his shoe at Bush and then gift it to that guy?

you could just give him real money instead

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Peanut Butler posted:

you could just give him real money instead

drat

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
If I gave him a receipt saying I took money out of the bank wouldn't that be the same as him having an NFT?

Kevin DuBrow
Apr 21, 2012

The uruk-hai defender has logged on.
Given that the average judge is computer illiterate I can't wait for people to start bringing suits over NFTs.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
Halfway there with all the DMCA takedown requests over that NFT made entirely from stolen, copyrighted, furry art.

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Captain Hygiene posted:

So unbelievably stupid I can hardly believe it.

You don't have to put a period before someone's twitter handle to tag them :rolleyes:

You do have to if you start a tweet by tagging them and want people who don’t follow both accounts to read it.

Speaking of dumb marketing moves: Twitter.

That’s it. That’s the joke.

Antitonic has a new favorite as of 01:28 on Jan 12, 2022

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Antitonic posted:

You do have to if you start a tweet by tagging them and want people who don’t follow both accounts to read it.

Speaking of dumb marketing moves: Twitter.

That’s it. That’s the joke.

Huh, I was sure I'd seen people saying they removed that. :rip: my joke

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Gaius Marius posted:

They're just the chicks now

chicks without dix

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

GrandpaPants posted:

I assume this thread is where dumb NFT poo poo goes:

https://twitter.com/AP_Images/status/1480582252044197895

This is the epitome of NFTs, right here. Because there's no way that you own the final rights to that photo. Everybody will still be able to purchase publishing rights to it.

I am curious about the NFTs cost. Because as it is, a good many small papers don't use wire image services because it's expensive as hell, even with package plans.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002
Nothing like MLK Day to bring out the best in advertising

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G2UbSG_DeE

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/guydebort/status/1483200490796109826?s=21

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



That is got to be a herculean effort in SEO to get that company at the top of results.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Whatever you do, don’t google Prolapse photography

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
the red circle is unforgivable

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:
Never seen THAT niche in boudoir photography before.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


sexpig by night posted:

the red circle is unforgivable

Would you prefer it be a pink sock?

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

sexpig by night posted:

the red circle is unforgivable

reminds me of -

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Waste of Breath posted:

Never seen THAT niche in boudoir photography before.

The "Blossoming Rose" package is actually very popular.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

sexpig by night posted:

the red circle is unforgivable

They absolutely knew.

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
I'm assuming a sweepstakes counts as marketing, somewhat:

https://twitter.com/LAYS/status/1480925068549148675?cxt=HHwWhsC-nZ3gpo0pAAAA

Brand Eating posted:

Lay's reveals new, limited-edition Golden Grounds potato chips, which are made from potatoes that were grown in some soil from NFL stadiums and fields across the country.

Basically they took some soil from each NFC stadium and mixed the soil into separate parts of a potato field (different parts for different teams) and took the potatoes grown in the field to make potato chips "infused with the grounds and the glory of each NFL team." The limited-edition bags come decorated with the appropriate NFC team colors and logos.

...Why?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Read After Burning posted:

I'm assuming a sweepstakes counts as marketing, somewhat:

https://twitter.com/LAYS/status/1480925068549148675?cxt=HHwWhsC-nZ3gpo0pAAAA

...Why?

It's the closest we can get to licking the players' feet directly.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Read After Burning posted:

I'm assuming a sweepstakes counts as marketing, somewhat:

https://twitter.com/LAYS/status/1480925068549148675?cxt=HHwWhsC-nZ3gpo0pAAAA

...Why?

Magic. People believe in magic but pretend they don't.

BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


I parsed that tweet as "the chips are half potatoes and half dirt"

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Read After Burning posted:

I'm assuming a sweepstakes counts as marketing, somewhat:

https://twitter.com/LAYS/status/1480925068549148675?cxt=HHwWhsC-nZ3gpo0pAAAA

...Why?

Several teams in the NFC use artificial turf…

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Henchman of Santa posted:

Several teams in the NFC use artificial turf…

It specifically says "home grounds" not "soil". Could be ground up Astroturf. Could be locker room sweepings. Could be coffee grounds.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Facebook Aunt posted:

It specifically says "home grounds" not "soil". Could be ground up Astroturf. Could be locker room sweepings. Could be coffee grounds.
A week from now:

"We sincerely regret we had to recall the Lions chips because of unacceptable amounts of lead from the home grounds."

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Henchman of Santa posted:

Several teams in the NFC use artificial turf…

so they add 5 ounces of plastic football grass to one corner of the 100-acre potato farm

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Fertilized by the decomposing remains of Jimmy Hoffa

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Fertilized by the decomposing remains of Jimmy Hoffa

that was the old stadium, sadly they didn't reinter mr hoffa when they built metlife stadium and tore down giants stadium

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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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I think you're actually supposed to put the home grounds into a cow's horn and bury it in a corner of the field.

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