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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Regarde Aduck posted:

seems bad, if only we had some kind of system of... uhhh... like how we run society? You know? Like people who make laws and stuff? They could do something about this. Oh well.

I agree, the US military must drone strike all Bitcoin mining rigs. Its time we did imperialism for a good reason!

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BaronVanAwesome
Sep 11, 2001

I will never learn the secrets of "Increased fake female boar sp..."

Never say never, buddy.
Now you know.
Now we all know.

Regarde Aduck posted:

seems bad, if only we had some kind of system of... uhhh... like how we run society? You know? Like people who make laws and stuff? They could do something about this. Oh well.

"Our government plans to make floods illegal!"

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Regarde Aduck posted:

seems bad, if only we had some kind of system of... uhhh... like how we run society? You know? Like people who make laws and stuff? They could do something about this. Oh well.

Find Nikola Tesla's doodles. I bet you'll find a weather machine you could use to stop the flooding.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

If we just made powerful enough Bitcoin miners the excess heat could boil away the flood waters as they approached.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Solar Tornado posted:

Trying to fill a hole










My savior! Thank you for these.


Ooo, and it is a most excellent color, perfect while working from home.

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

I've been silent for the last couple weeks of Terry's profferings (for personal reasons) but I am very grateful for him.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I dont know how to edit videos or gifs, or I would plinko up a lot of older memes

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r5l7523LKI1sm8cyi_720.mp4

Benagain
Oct 10, 2007

Can you see that I am serious?
Fun Shoe

Thanks Terry this is cool

Wolfechu
May 2, 2009

All the world's a stage I'm going through


How have we not gotten wizard-orb plinko yet

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Bismuth posted:

I dont know how to edit videos or gifs, or I would plinko up a lot of older memes

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r5l7523LKI1sm8cyi_720.mp4

If you're doing these in Blender I might have some tips.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Bismuth posted:

The plinkoing will continue u til morale improves

:stare:

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


Regarde Aduck posted:

seems bad, if only we had some kind of system of... uhhh... like how we run society? You know? Like people who make laws and stuff? They could do something about this. Oh well.

I catch your drift, I know exactly what kind of "system of" we all need: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Warbird posted:

If you're doing these in Blender I might have some tips.

These are other people's work, I have never created a moving image in any capacity, but I really enjoy and appreciate other's abilities to shitpost in this format. My plinkoposting is in their honor :patriot:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r5k7ri7QSa1sm8cyi_720.mp4

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



I haven't read Dune, but Spice is basically "Space cocaine", right? Because everything I've heard about it via pop cultural osmosis makes it seem like Space Cocaine.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

What if cocaine let you see through time and space to link the stars and see the future.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

marshmallow creep posted:

What if cocaine let you see through time and space to link the stars and see the future.
So... cocaine...?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I haven't read Dune, but Spice is basically "Space cocaine", right? Because everything I've heard about it via pop cultural osmosis makes it seem like Space Cocaine.

Cocaine that makes you more aware, live longer, and see the future*

*Terms and conditions apply

Velocity Raptor
Jul 27, 2007

I MADE A PROMISE
I'LL DO ANYTHING

Azhais posted:

Cocaine that makes you more aware, live longer, and see the future*

*Worms and conditions apply

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Cable Guy posted:

So... cocaine...?

Cocaine, MDMA, and LSD.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Also pilots can't fly airplanes without it

(yes, cocaine)

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Nah spice is more like salvia if it were good for you

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




We must imagine the plinko horse happy

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I haven't read Dune, but Spice is basically "Space cocaine", right? Because everything I've heard about it via pop cultural osmosis makes it seem like Space Cocaine.

if living inside a cocaine filled fish tank was required to fly as a pilot and doing a bump was required to operate a computer and if it made everyone who used it just alittle to double their life span.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_r5buhs54sJ1w2ry2u_720.mp4

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Spice is petrol.

Which I guess you can also get high off of.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Well this has been queued up for a while and I fixed imgur by downgrading and Saget is a rapist or something so




Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Holy poo poo now I need a "Deal With It" / "Horse Plinko" mashup right now.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

expected this to start playing some horse and oats, ngl

BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Space Cadet Omoly posted:

I haven't read Dune, but Spice is basically "Space cocaine", right? Because everything I've heard about it via pop cultural osmosis makes it seem like Space Cocaine.

Yes. Imagine GPSs and smart phones tried to wipe out present-day humanity but failed. Since we can't use that poo poo anymore, we gotta navigate manually, but maps are hard, and making a wrong turn makes you spontaneously explode. The solution: give every trucker, mailman, airline pilot, bus driver and ship captain so much cocaine that they mutate into a fish that has memorized every past, present, and future road in the history of the universe, at the cost of needing to live in a cocaine fishbowl to survive. Also, the only place the correct cocaine grows is on a one acre plot in Afghanistan.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I dont think cocaine alone works as a spice analogy. Will absolutely die on this hill.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Mind expansion, unlocking talents, and longevity.

There's a drug that fits that bill.

And only one man knows its source.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Biplane posted:

I dont think cocaine alone works as a spice analogy. Will absolutely die on this hill.

Agreed, but the oil analogy for its importance to their society and the wars/colonialism/exploitation that go on around it is pretty apt.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


BurntCornMuffin posted:

Yes. Imagine GPSs and smart phones tried to wipe out present-day humanity but failed. Since we can't use that poo poo anymore, we gotta navigate manually, but maps are hard, and making a wrong turn makes you spontaneously explode. The solution: give every trucker, mailman, airline pilot, bus driver and ship captain so much cocaine that they mutate into a fish that has memorized every past, present, and future road in the history of the universe, at the cost of needing to live in a cocaine fishbowl to survive. Also, the only place the correct cocaine grows is on a one acre plot in Afghanistan.

Now I'm imagining small cocaine worms roaming the poppy fields of Afghanistan. Somehow devouring the poppies but crapping out cocaine.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

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Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Holy poo poo now I need a "Deal With It" / "Horse Plinko" mashup right now.

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