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A delicious slice of cake for our efforts
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dammit, developers, you can't just name everything in the game by turning words backwards, that's not how naming works!!!
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Jan 13, 2022 09:14
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pondering my shard
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Jan 13, 2022 09:15
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Devs of this game really loved backwards names huh?
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Jan 13, 2022 09:15
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Nilbog???!!
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Jan 13, 2022 09:15
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That sure was a death animation alright.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:15
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it's wild that this is the best of the zelda cf-i games
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Jan 13, 2022 09:15
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Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game brought EX moves, special move canceling, and comeback super mechanics to Street Fighter so its got that, you know, at least.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:16
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Wait Is the reason literally every screen in the Zelda CDI games had unique music because the loving CDI can't carry sound across loading zones?
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Jan 13, 2022 09:17
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Internet Kraken posted:Wait 
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Jan 13, 2022 09:18
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"Actor that plays Gaspra wasn't even an old man, he just wore a wig, he was like 30"
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Jan 13, 2022 09:18
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Barudak posted:Street Fighter: The Movie: The Game brought EX moves, special move canceling, and comeback super mechanics to Street Fighter so its got that, you know, at least. The game is legitimately fun Jank and stupid as all hell sure. But fun and charming with silly poo poo like SLAMMASTER
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Jan 13, 2022 09:18
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Internet Kraken posted:Wait yep it has to start the track over every time
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Jan 13, 2022 09:18
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Internet Kraken posted:Wait The CD-I was a very VERY special system.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:18
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"Findo": A real Disenchantment elf name
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Jan 13, 2022 09:19
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The Philips CD-I was also intended to play graphics off of special CDs compatible with it. So you could listen to [popular band] and see some grainy, 240p digitized photos slowly load onto screen while listening. I think its good to think of the Phillips CD-I as an attempt to make a hi-fi cabinet into a gaming console.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:20
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Equip money to use money
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Jan 13, 2022 09:20
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You have to equip your money to spend it... Zelda CD-I games just keep on giving.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:20
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He's describing how they filmed people on treadmills and made claymation monsters and it's, like, that seems like a huge amount of effort for a waaaaay worse result than just...doing art, like all the other Zelda games. Even the other CD-I Zelda games! It's baffling. e: was it some kinda cost-saving thing? I refuse to believe that anybody intentionally made this look like this
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Jan 13, 2022 09:20
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Shoenin posted:Equip money to use money You know what they say, you have to equip money to spend money.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:21
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MuffiTuffiWuffi posted:He's describing how they filmed people on treadmills and made claymation monsters and it's, like, that seems like a huge amount of effort for a waaaaay worse result than just...doing art, like all the other Zelda games. Even the other CD-I Zelda games! It's baffling. I mean if the game was good that kind of effort would be looked at as going as the extra mile. Unfortunately the extra mile was downhill into a flooded chasm of sewage.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:22
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MuffiTuffiWuffi posted:He's describing how they filmed people on treadmills and made claymation monsters and it's, like, that seems like a huge amount of effort for a waaaaay worse result than just...doing art, like all the other Zelda games. Even the other CD-I Zelda games! It's baffling. The 90's was all about using MODERN TECHNOLOGY and hook people into buying STATE OF THE ART tech CD consoles such as the CD-i, 3D0 and Jaguar.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:22
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holy gently caress the sliding sprite
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Jan 13, 2022 09:22
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And finally when there's music it's a horrible mishmash of strings and trumpets and circus music.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:22
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MuffiTuffiWuffi posted:He's describing how they filmed people on treadmills and made claymation monsters and it's, like, that seems like a huge amount of effort for a waaaaay worse result than just...doing art, like all the other Zelda games. Even the other CD-I Zelda games! It's baffling. Doom 1 did this and a lot of games tried to copy its art not understanding why it worked in Doom.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:23
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oh god hit an enemy straight up for almost 2 minutes
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Jan 13, 2022 09:23
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Ah good, anxiety clown music is just what the run needed
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Jan 13, 2022 09:23
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I knew about this game (I actually own it) but still this doesn't stop making me laugh. I should probably sell it since it's worth a fortune now.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:23
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Shoenin posted:oh god hit an enemy straight up for almost 2 minutes The face I made was Blockhouse posted:holy gently caress the sliding sprite
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Jan 13, 2022 09:23
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*cursed circus music for 5 seconds* *loading screen for 5 seconds* *cursed circus music for 5 seconds*  Oh wait, and now 1:40 seconds of this music...
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Jan 13, 2022 09:23
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the one track that gets to play for any amount of time is this hosed-up carnival music one 
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Jan 13, 2022 09:23
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This is not how I remembered the Asylum Demon fight.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:24
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Its dead!
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Jan 13, 2022 09:24
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Gonna laugh if that thing respawns
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Jan 13, 2022 09:25
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finally, it's done oh goddammit the music starts and starts for every room, hahahahaha
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Jan 13, 2022 09:25
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elentar posted:the one track that gets to play for any amount of time is this hosed-up carnival music one Zelda CD-I is truly cursed. Also laser beam wizards.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:25
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So much lovely 90s photo manipulation energy from this game, not just the photo-sprites but the backgrounds that look like they were assembled in an early version of Photoshop by someone who has no idea what they were doing
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Jan 13, 2022 09:25
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The true Zelda experience: standing inside an upside down paper bag, dodging around fruit cups to throw knives at men in dollar store jawa costumes.
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Jan 13, 2022 09:26
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The music, it gets worse... Help...
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IMJack posted:So much lovely 90s photo manipulation energy from this game, not just the photo-sprites but the backgrounds that look like they were assembled in an early version of Photoshop by someone who has no idea what they were doing 3 dixie cups in a sandpit and a ball is the pinnacle of graphics
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