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Moola posted:Disagree, I don't think there is a single great character moment in the entire film Nah, its quite good because its a natural outcome of his complete disinterest in existence except as a means to make himself happy. It just doesn't like, lead to anything which means its completely wasted and unneeded. As far as the film is concerned he said "im gonna take a nap" and the rest of the team didn't want to interrupt his nap time which suuuucks.
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Barudak posted:Nah, its quite good because its a natural outcome of his complete disinterest in existence except as a means to make himself happy. It just doesn't like, lead to anything which means its completely wasted and unneeded. As far as the film is concerned he said "im gonna take a nap" and the rest of the team didn't want to interrupt his nap time which suuuucks. Yeah I think we are just talking past each other but we actually agree with each other Anyway, if anyone is wondering how boring could it be? Imagine Thor the Dark World but with NONE of the charm Helmsworth and Hiddlestone bring. Also longer. With less fights. And basically no villain for 90% of the film. Also imagine the entire budget was spent on giving all the heroes identical golden piss powers
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The only funny moment in Eternals to me was the movie (which is a generic as gently caress fantasy with a bunch of characters you can't keep track of, basically like a MTV produced Wheel of Time or whatever) started talking about Thanos and tried to convince you they are in the same universe. I am sure Disney sold 50 million extra tickets by mentioning Thanos though.
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stephenthinkpad posted:The only funny moment in Eternals to me was the movie (which is a generic as gently caress fantasy with a bunch of characters you can't keep track of, basically like a MTV produced Wheel of Time or whatever) started talking about Thanos and tried to convince you they are in the same universe. Yeah lol, it's like when that terrible Sci-fi movie got the CLOVERFIELD tag slapped on it to try and make people give a poo poo My favorite part of Eternals was the final after credits teaser when you hear Blade say hello
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Dinesh got paid to get absolutely ripped so he could have a cape and shoot lasers from his hands lol
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Tip posted:oh jesus loving christ It's really bad lol
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I am, of course, referring to Scorching hot take, this one isn’t bad at all until he bursts out of the barn on the bike and then it immediately goes to poo poo. I watched all the Xmen films again recently and pretty much all of them were better on rewatch, with the exception of Dark Phoenix which absolutely stinks.
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Scorching hot take, this one isn’t bad at all until he bursts out of the barn on the bike and then it immediately goes to poo poo. I watched all the Xmen films again recently and pretty much all of them were better on rewatch, with the exception of Dark Phoenix which absolutely stinks. I like the ww2/time lapse sequence
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Will.i.am’s atrocious line delivery of “we hunted our own kind, Logan” has been seared into my mind since I saw it in the cinema.
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I would rather re-watch xmans origins than watch eternals again
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i can't wait for AmericaVision the lib states will contribute the usual America's Got Talent pablum and be countered by rap country ditties about Jesus personally kicking their asses for being homos who believe in germs there will be at least a dozen songs with 'Let's Go Brandon!' in the lyrics Durf fucked around with this message at 10:31 on Jan 13, 2022 |
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I watched the latest boba episode and I think I'm done with the show in this one he befriends a hip young vespa gang 
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Tip posted:I watched the latest boba episode and I think I'm done with the show lol
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Tip posted:I watched the latest boba episode and I think I'm done with the show My friend told me about this and I thought it would be dire but lmaooooo.
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Tip posted:I watched the latest boba episode and I think I'm done with the show how the gently caress does this look so cheap when the mandalorian looked so good lol
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so funny that they can do literally whatever they want with the IP and they've done ANOTHER tv series about a bounty hunter
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Quantum of Phallus posted:Scorching hot take, this one isn’t bad at all until he bursts out of the barn on the bike and then it immediately goes to poo poo. I watched all the Xmen films again recently and pretty much all of them were better on rewatch, with the exception of Dark Phoenix which absolutely stinks. Have they actually gotten better or have movies gotten so bad the bar has lowered?
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Kingo Ligma posted:Have they actually gotten better or have movies gotten so bad the bar has lowered? yes
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Tip posted:I watched the latest boba episode and I think I'm done with the show Holy poo poo no way this is not edited with MS Paint lmao
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Moola posted:Yeah I think we are just talking past each other but we actually agree with each other Yeah, I think we are. Again the only positive to me is its a pro abortion action film, literally everything else is junk either from a script standpoint, acting standpoint, effects stand point, or just even basic lighting and framing christ every fight is so bad its like were watching what I would direct if you let me make a movie.
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Pro abortion? Of the director?
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Galewolf posted:Holy poo poo no way this is not edited with MS Paint lmao 
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Dabir posted:Pro abortion? Of the director? The plot of the film is a woman doesn't want to bring her baby to term, and even after being told her child could go on to do incredible things she can't put her or her familys health at risk, so she argues with her ex boyfriend until he realizes she was right and helps her abort it.
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uh it's actually about a load of dog monsters they have to fight on a beach and then a big robot appears
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Quantum of Phallus posted:uh it's actually about a load of dog monsters they have to fight on a beach and then a big robot appears That falls under the "literally everything in the film that isn't about super abortion is garbage"
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Tip posted:I watched the latest boba episode and I think I'm done with the show rascal gang go! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csuZHyW-iGI
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it sounds like the movie itself is an abortion and I'm surprised no one has attempted to make that joke yet
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Quantum of Phallus posted:i liked the costumes Their plainclothes outfits are kind of weirdly bland for space aliens who lived as gods, and their space outfits are all super muted looking in most shots so despite having gold inlay they don't pop.
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They should have let Kingo do his piss shooting in his Bollywood dance god costume. While singing.
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I love how stupid star wars can get, bring back Han Solo fighting the space weasel, they've run out of everything else
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Nuts and Gum posted:Dinesh got paid to get absolutely ripped so he could have a cape and shoot lasers from his hands lol https://twitter.com/moonpolysoft/status/1452316269303193610?s=20
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Quantum of Phallus posted:so funny that they can do literally whatever they want with the IP and they've done ANOTHER tv series about a bounty hunter Disney loves to run poo poo into the ground as hard as possible Improbable Lobster fucked around with this message at 13:57 on Jan 13, 2022 |
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you know i just realized m4trix completely glosses over neo apparently programming a fully sentient being as part of a video game
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Raskolnikov38 posted:you know i just realized m4trix completely glosses over neo apparently programming a fully sentient being as part of a video game the sims would be more fun if they could feel existential dread at being the plaything of a depressed god
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