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Uncle Enzo: Apr 28, 2008; I always wanted to be a Wizard

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for going to my parents house while my roommate painted her room?

I'm appalled by the roommates and her guests behavior of

-Talking and laughing amongst themselves
-Moving things around while painting
-Offering her some Wendy's

Unbeleivable.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 05:15

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# ? May 29, 2024 23:29

kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

You should always buy property with exes and friends. That's like Dave Rhamsey 101.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 05:17

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Uncle Enzo posted:

I'm appalled by the roommates and her guests behavior of

-Talking and laughing amongst themselves
-Moving things around while painting
-Offering her some Wendy's

Unbeleivable.

Don't forget that her roommate painted her personal room the wrong color and is having a boyfriend come in.

It's clear that OP needs to work through expressing her needs way before getting into such a financial commitment; at this point she might as well sell her half of the house to the boyfriend and find somewhere else to make her dream purple home. :smith:

# ? Jan 13, 2022 05:17

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Poor OP, shes got a four room house but shes living in the closet.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 05:30

Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Barudak posted:

Poor OP, shes got a four room house but shes living in the closet.

She did say they used to date. I think she, consciously or not, just wanted to slide back into a relationship by, like, entropy.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 05:34

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

Barudak posted:

Poor OP, shes got a four room house but shes living in the closet.

AITA for refusing to let a 11 year-old pet my cat

quote:

I (21f) have a new 5 month old cat. She�s super sweet and was raised in a college so she�s also very social. Because of this I usually let people pet her and play with her when we�re out on walks. Recently a mom and her son who�s around 10-11-ish has been taking walks around campus the same time I do. It�s an open campus and it�s usually fun to see families here during breaks.

Anyway the mom asked if her son could pet my cat so I said yes. It�s all going good but she takes the kitten out of my hands without asking to give it to her son which was a bit annoying. The kids gentle with my kitten so I�m okay with it. But the moms saying kind of weird things like �this cat loves you� and �poor cat having to live in a dorm.� Stuff like that to her son. Like Ma�am this cat has a three tier pink castle, unlimited pets and homemade cat toys don�t you worry about her.

About a week later I see the two again on a walk and they ask to pet the cat. I say yes but make it clear I�m holding her this time. The woman then tells me her son has never bonded this much with a kitten (um he�s met her twice) and offers to buy my kitten because it deserves more space and to be an outdoor cat� apparently?

I was kind of offended because I love my cat and think I give her a great life, I�m always on time with vet appointments and am a very responsible pet owner.

This is where I think I may be TAH. The next time I saw them walking when the mom asked if her son could pet the cat I said no and walked off. The kid looked pretty upset and he didn�t do anything wrong. I felt bad but I was really uncomfortable. AITA?

the cat:

# ? Jan 13, 2022 05:37

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Beachcomber posted:

She did say they used to date. I think she, consciously or not, just wanted to slide back into a relationship by, like, entropy.

Ah the ol get back together by sliding into your DMs (Domicile Mortgage)

# ? Jan 13, 2022 05:42

Serene Dragon: Mar 31, 2011

Mx. posted:

AITA for refusing to let a 11 year-old pet my cat

the cat:

Give me your cat

# ? Jan 13, 2022 05:45

Invisible Clergy: Sep 25, 2015; "Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces"

Malachi 2:3

Mx. posted:

who the hell is still eating out during covid

Cops. Because they're all bastards.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 05:55

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Invisible Clergy posted:

Cops. Because they're all bastards.

That detective should get a clue.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 06:07

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

Pretty much the only profession that loves covid more than cops is radio hosts.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 06:25

Pomme de Terror: Sep 30, 2021; Well, one of us must have killed him!

I was prepared to be mad at this one, and was pleasantly surprised

AITA for wanting to send my son to therapy?

quote:

I am using a throwaway account so I don�t out him before he�s ready.

Recently, my (F36) son (M12) came out to me and my husband (M38) as transgender. We both have been I think pretty supportive. My biggest issue is remembering when to say son and when to say daughter since he isn�t out to everyone yet.

I personally am big on mental health checks, especially during a big change like this so I got myself a therapy appointment as well as one for my son.

I made sure to tell my son that it wasn�t because we thought something was wrong or didn�t support him but just because this was going to be a big change and a long process. He has been to therapy before but not in a while but he still said it was okay.

I was talking to my mother (he is out to her) and was mentioning the therapy appointments and she was livid at me. I tried to explain that it wasn�t because we were unsupportive but she didn�t listen and called my husband instead.

After they talked my husband came and told me we shouldn�t take him to the therapy appointment because people will think we are transphobic and hurting our son. I personally think that idea is ridiculous because I don�t care what everyone else thinks I just want what�s best for him.

We argued about it for a bit and my husband ended up calling and canceling the appointment. I called my SIL instead (since we are both pretty close to her) to ask her to help me convince him to let me take our son to the appointment but she agreed that I was the one being unreasonable.

AITA?

Edit: Someone pointed out to me I didn�t specify which way he�s transitioning. He is transitioning to male.

Edit 2: I wanted to address a few things I saw being mentioned repeatedly.

I�m not asking if I�m TA over if I�m supportive about my son being trans. Saying YTA because I�m supporting this when he�s only 12 is not what I�m asking and isn�t going to change my support. Same with saying I�m NTA because I�m being supportive. I�m more asking if I�m TA because of therapy.

Many people have been mentioning taking my son to a gender-affirming or LGBT based therapist and I think it�s a good idea that I will look into as well as ask my son about.

This is a very new development in our lives. He just came out a week ago so I haven�t done much research yet which is why I had no idea that he needed to go to therapy to medically transition in the first place!

Thank you all for your responses and support!

# ? Jan 13, 2022 07:02

mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

Pomme de Terror posted:

I was prepared to be mad at this one, and was pleasantly surprised

AITA for wanting to send my son to therapy?

NTA indeed. That's a long, difficult process and everyone involved will be better off with therapy support available earlier in the process. Specialists in supporting transitions are to be preferred of course.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 07:12

its_my_birthday: Sep 18, 2020

Cowslips Warren posted:

AITA for offering to be my coworker�s sperm donor?

lol this guy really did the old "when you're done being a lesbian, you know where to find me" on a coworker's engagement announcement of all things and is shocked people thought it was in poor taste

# ? Jan 13, 2022 07:14

Mx.: Dec 16, 2006; I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!

AITA for intercepting and eating my son�s food delivery while he was grounded.

quote:

My eldest son (16) is undergoing a hormonal fuelled rebellious phase.

His behaviour consists of things like rolling his eyes when I talk, back chatting when I tell him to do something, over emphasising putting on his headphones when I enter the room and a whole laundry list of other passive aggressive behaviours.

It�s was his birthday yesterday and he was going to go out with his friends this weekend to celebrate by paintballing. However, when I got home from work yesterday I noticed that he had failed to do some chores I had set him and then did the whole headphones routine when I started telling him off for it.

I got so sick of his attitude that I threatened to ground him for 2 weeks which means not letting him leave the house except for work. My words clearly cut through his headphones and it dawned on him that he would not be allowed to go paintballing this weekend. So he took off his headphones and said, �Go gently caress yourself� and then shut himself in his room. This naturally led to his actual grounding.

The grounding didn't seem to phase him as he spends a lot of time in his room anyway. I cut off his devices from our home wifi but he works around this by having own hotspot. He refused to come out for dinner last night when my wife asked him to and has basically barricaded himself in his room.

At 10pm last night, he ordered himself a meal via a delivery app. Again, he is clearly been passive aggressive here, flaunting his independence as he has a perfected lovely meal in the fridge made by my wife. I was still up watching TV so intercepted the delivery and ate the meal myself. At some point my son must have come out and seen me but retreated back to his room without saying anything.

My wife things I am a major AH for eating the meal but I think it comes part and parcel with the grounding. My wife also things I'm too harsh with due to the grounding. I'll let him go to paintball if he apologises.

So am I the AH here reddit?

Edit:

Fucken hell, 700 comments saying I'm an AH. Guess I may be wrong on this one after all.

You people all seem to have so much time to go through my post history.

reddit help my 16 year old is rolling his eyes at me

son is right, he should go gently caress himself

# ? Jan 13, 2022 07:32

Midnight Voyager: Jul 2, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Mx. posted:

AITA for intercepting and eating my son�s food delivery while he was grounded.

reddit help my 16 year old is rolling his eyes at me

son is right, he should go gently caress himself

Wonder what trash is in his post history... I see a bunch of him saying the opposite of the subreddit verdict on AITA, especially stuff about families, lol.

quote:

His previous post he mentions the kid's mom getting sick and him taking the son in, as well as the son having an inheritance from her.

OH THE KID IS MOURNING

Wait, DEEPER buried lede, you guys remember "AITA for asking my son to share his console with his brothers instead of keeping it in his room?"? That giant loving piece of poo poo? That's this guy!

https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/rjvw9h/op_asks_aita_if_hes_the_ah_for_selling_his_ps5/

Here's the whole saga, it's not short because both the dad and the kid posted.

Midnight Voyager fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Jan 13, 2022

# ? Jan 13, 2022 07:40

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

Evil Willow posted:

AITA for going to my parents house while my roommate painted her room?

Buying a house with an ex seems like a bad idea.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 11:37

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Cowslips Warren posted:

A friend and I had a falling out (we have since made up) and I remember seeing her announce her pregnancy on Facebook, and I was a bit horrified and worried, because she posted it when she was maybe 2 months along, and the women in her family all had had a lot of health issues and problems with conceiving and carrying to term. Not horrified she was pregnant, horrified something bad would happen because she was celebrating so early. It had taken years for her to conceive with IVF and they were barely able to afford the last round.

We got back into contact when she was later in term, and never once did I mention how uncomfy her announcement had made me. Because she had prenatal care courses every week, and would chat about them with me, wanting to hear my input. The worst one was for the 37th week, when the class was about late term miscarriages. Holy gently caress that was hard.

BTW her daughter is awesome and about 3 years old and loves dinosaurs.

Get this for the daughter:
https://www.thefullcartshops.com/pr...AyABEgIwQPD_BwE

# ? Jan 13, 2022 13:24

Soylent Pudding: Jun 22, 2007; We've got people!

AITA for deleting my newborn son's instagram?

quote:

My wife (30F) and I (33M) are what they call a �low profile� when it comes to social media. We both have accounts on most of the most famous platforms, but we post very little. I personally always had a stupid prejudice about people who record every step of their life, but I respect it. I don't spew hate on anyone for that reason (or any other).

Recently my wife and I were born a baby. During pregnancy, we agree that it is ridiculous to post several photos a day of the child or to create exclusive social networks for this. Until a child was born, we had very similar values about children's exposure on the internet. To exemplify, when she was pregnant, Clara only posted two pictures of her dilated belly.

When Daniel was born, Clara posted several pictures of him, which annoyed me, but I didn't say anything. It was a mother who had just given birth, so I considered it normal behavior. But that didn't stop as the weeks passed, and I had to complain. Clara was very upset, said that she loved him very much and that he was the most beautiful child she had ever seen. I just rolled my eyes.

When our baby was one month old, Clara announced that Daniel had an instagram profile. I exploded and said I didn't agree with any of this and asked her to delete it. She said I was being totally unreasonable and the child was hers so she would do what she wanted. I said that the child is also mine, and I didn't want so much exposure. We fought and she went to her mother's house. I also went to my MIL's house and slept in the living room, I wasn't going to miss my son's moments because of a stupid fight. She got even more annoyed and we went back to our house, but she refused to talk beyond the essentials to me.

A month passed and Clara assured me that she deleted the instagram, but that she would continue to post at a lower frequency on her own profile. I agreed to this because it was the best middle ground possible. I came across my wife with 20k followers, and before I had only 1k. I thought this was bizarre. I saw her transforming too, it wasn't just pictures and videos of Daniel. She was documenting her routine. I'm not a controlling person and I'm not going to say what my wife can and can't do with her own image.

The big problem is that I found out she lied to me. I was blocked from my son's instagram to think it was deleted. When I found out, I took the cell phone from my wife's hand and locked myself in my bathroom. I deleted the profile of almost 30k of Daniel's followers while listening to Clara screaming outside.

Nothing happened but silence. She won't talk to me, her mother claims that Clara will develop post-natal depression after all this stress. I think this is all terribly futile and I start to think I'm a bit of an rear end in a top hat for caring so much about it, but at the same time I don't want that kind of life for my son. I don't want Daniel's life living for the sake of being well on camera. I just want him to have a normal childhood.

AITA?

# ? Jan 13, 2022 13:32

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Soylent Pudding posted:

AITA for deleting my newborn son's instagram?

Social media and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 13:47

styls trill epic: Dec 28, 2021; by sebmojo

why does this thread exist.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jan 13, 2022 13:48

Soylent Pudding: Jun 22, 2007; We've got people!

AITA for "invading my daughter's privacy" and "mocking" her.

quote:

There's an office in my house that my wife and I used to share, but since my daughter is a teenager now, she's started using it too when she works on schoolwork. This is fine. She's usually in there when my wife and I are otherwise occupied, and she knows that if either of us need to use the computer for work, she needs to give up the computer.

Last night, I was making dinner when my boss texted me that he needed me to send him something immediately. I went to the office, but the door was locked. All the doors in the house lock (except the closets and pantry obvs), but this was weird, because no one ever locks the office door. Why would they?

I knocked, and my daughter said she was busy. I told her I needed the computer, and she asked me to wait. I asked if she was taking a timed test or something, but she didn't answer. I shrugged and went to go get the key.

I went in the office, and she clicked out of her browser window quickly. She started yelling that I violated her privacy. I just rolled my eyes and joked "what, were you watching porn?" IDK, I thought it was funny. That's what I was hiding from my parents when I was her age.

Her face got red and she stormed out. I was too preoccupied with what my boss needed to address that. Later, I told her that her behavior had been inappropriate, but she just scowled at me. She's still not talking to me.

My wife thinks my daughter is just hormonal. She says that I should apologize, because I would be setting a good example by taking the highroad. She also says my porn joke wasn't funny.

AITA

Update: She was writing fanfiction! 😂 That's why she was embarrassed. Anyway, it's all good. I apologized for the porn joke. I'm gonna look into cheap computers she can use to write on and maybe get her one for her birthday. Thanks for the feedback guys!

P.S. It wasn't smutty fanfic, don't worry.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 13:49

Total Meatlove: Jan 28, 2007; Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

There's something really unnerving about the 'we had an argument so I planned to cut you off from access to your new-born son' bit being glossed over.

He's in the right, though 'exploded' and 'took the cell-phone from her hands' aren't great.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 13:50

Pomme de Terror: Sep 30, 2021; Well, one of us must have killed him!

^That kid is gonna haaaaate that mom once they're old enough (the instagram one)^

AITA for agreeing to go to a restaurant that only serves spicy food when I can�t handle anything spicy?

quote:

My (37M) wife�s (35F) birthday was this past weekend and she wanted to go to this specialty Sichuan restaurant because she is from that region. Sichuan food is known to be really spicy, and is a lot more than I can handle. She knows I can�t do spicy, and we�ve been trying to work on my tolerance with her cooking, but it�s still not that good.

I told her this and suggested we go to a regular Chinese restaurant, but she claimed it�s not the same. She said there will be non spicy options and at worst, she can ask them to make it not spicy. She clung to me and gave me those cute eyes that I couldn�t say no to, so I gave in and agreed. It�s her birthday so I didn�t want to ruin her day.

Well turns out I did anyway. We were at the restaurant and the entire menu was in Chinese. They had an english one but it didn�t really tell me what was spicy and what wasn�t. I let her order a few dishes, the food came, and it was all spicy. Even the ones she said weren�t. I tried to eat it, but I couldn�t so I asked her if she can ask them to make it less spicy. She told me to take it slowly and to eat more rice. But I wasn�t enjoying it and asked her again. She got a little huffy but called the waiter over. The waiter kind of gave me a look, like one of those confused �why are you here?� looks, but took a dish back. It came back out and it was not as spicy but still has a kick. I think it was the sauce they�re using or something.

I told the waiter it�s still spicy for me, and the waiter said they can�t make it any less spicy than that. My wife was getting embarrassed I think, because the tables next to us were all looking now. When the waiter went away, I asked her if we can go to another restaurant. She said she didn�t want to, since we�re already here and we already have food on the table. I may be TA here because I started getting frustrated and saying that we�ve been out all day, and I haven�t eaten and now I won�t be able to eat because everything is spicy. She told me to just eat the rice and we�ll get something for me after.

I got really offended by that and got up and left, walked around for a bit to cool down then came back to see her by our car. She was furious and said I embarrassed her. I said she knew I couldn�t handle spicy, and she said I shouldn�t have agreed to the restaurant.

AITA for agreeing? In hindsight, I could�ve probably eaten the dish that came back with a lot of rice�but I wouldn�t enjoy it. I don�t think I can get used to spicy food.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 13:53

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

its_my_birthday posted:

lol this guy really did the old "when you're done being a lesbian, you know where to find me" on a coworker's engagement announcement of all things and is shocked people thought it was in poor taste

Far too many cishet men think lesbians just haven't found the right penis. The idea that they may not like penis at all is incomprehensible.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 13:54

Credulous Skeptic: Oct 31, 2012

thunderspanks posted:

Read it before checking the ages for maximum cringe

My [28M] daughter [5F] isn't speaking to me because my wife [47F] told her not to

Groomed by a creep, then gaslighted into an open relationship - kinda depressing actually.

This guy needs therapy asap

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:00

fish and chips and dip: Feb 17, 2010

Pomme de Terror posted:

AITA for agreeing to go to a restaurant that only serves spicy food when I can’t handle anything spicy?

Lol this is funny to me since my Sichuanese wife and I bonded over our enjoyment of spicy food. I can't imagine being with my wife if I didn't enjoy eating spicy, and I'm sure she couldn't be with someone who can't handle spicy.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:01

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Pomme de Terror posted:

^That kid is gonna haaaaate that mom once they're old enough (the instagram one)^

AITA for agreeing to go to a restaurant that only serves spicy food when I can�t handle anything spicy?

Most shichuan/szechuan whatever the gently caress dishes have spice but not all of them you have a goddamn translation app in your phone giving you access to the sum total of human knowledge and you also married a woman from there.

My man, I got relatives from the alabama of china and I know all the local dishes and which ones I like and if I didn't I think they'd have left me to die.

Also, related, every woman from a spicy eating part of china Ive ever known did mandatory spice food consumption testing with prospective partners and just ended things if they were half the spice avoider you are.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:07

sugar free jazz: Mar 5, 2008

fish and chips and dip posted:

Lol this is funny to me since my Sichuanese wife and I bonded over our enjoyment of spicy food. I can't imagine being with my wife if I didn't enjoy eating spicy, and I'm sure she couldn't be with someone who can't handle spicy.

lol

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:09

Barudak: May 7, 2007

That waiter is looking at their ages and thinking "oh theres no way he doesn't eat spicy, shes clearly long ago tested his mettle" and then realized he was sadly honor bound to obliterate this man.

I saw two interracial relationships die on the vine while the man was oblivious inside the downtown Lao Szechuan in Chicago.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:14

Cowslips Warren: Oct 29, 2005; What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?; Grimey Drawer

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Far too many cishet men think lesbians just haven't found the right penis. The idea that they may not like penis at all is incomprehensible.

I will never forget, years ago, when I came out to my mom and her then-boyfriend. They were cool with it, but he had one question for me.

How can sex feel good, without a penis?

To this day I hate to think of how horrible their sex life was.

AITA for believing the house keeper over my son?

quote:

We hired a house keeper that comes over several times a week to get the house clean since my husband and I are busy with work. We have 2 kids (Jeremy 16 & Raya 14) now Jeremy is a jokester, he likes pulling pranks on everyone in the house...and that included the house keeper. He did stuff like throw her purse, hide her wallet and got punished for it then told to not do it again because our house keeper almost quit and we didn't wanr that.

Now onto the current situation...sone days ago I got a call from Jeremy while he was having friends over telling me he saw the house keeper sneak one of my jewelry into her purse and asked me to come home immediately. I freaked out and tried to call my husband but he didn't pick. I went home and was mad, I talked to the house keeper and she denied putting anything in her purse, I demanded to see her purse and my jewelry was there. The house keeper started swearing on her children that she didn't put it in there and had no idea how it got there....I believed her and figured Jeremy had something to do with it given his history. I switched my attention towards him and had him explain to me exactly how he saw our house keeper do it. He told me what he saw but a friend of his came forward and said that he saw Jeremy put the jewelry inside the lady's purse and was trying to get her in trouble. Jeremy yelled at his friend then told me it was just one of his pranks but I was furious, I kicked the rest of his friends who covered for him out and I punished him hard and apologized to the house keeper.

My husband reacted unexpectly after he heard and said that I was wrong for choosing to believe the house keeper over our son even though there was a witness but he said his friend must've said this to get him in trouble or because the house keeper paid him to side woth her which was shockingly absurd of him to say. He said I was not being a good mother and my first instinct is to always believe my son in whatever he says amd never ever question him infront of his friends like that.

I'm confused, did I mess up?

YTA because you didn't/haven't killed this prankster streak yet.

And a double YTA for daring to question a man over a woman. Cause clearly you should always believe the man/boy over the help.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:15

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Mx. posted:

AITA for not letting my friends husband order for the table and calling him a control freak?

AITA for telling my wife she embarrassed everyone during son's birthday dinner?

who the hell is still eating out during covid

Some real doozies here.

Bringing meals to the restaurant and demanding they microwave them for her? I'm not surprised it's literally never worked, but amazed she keeps doing it. We had a thread a while back about how extreme frugality can quickly go beyond penny-wise, pound-foolish into the realm of mental illness.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:16

Barudak: May 7, 2007

The way I prevent the help from robbing my house is to not keep my jewelry in the house and to not have hired help. Or jewelry. Or a house.

But seriously, son is dead to me. Not coming back from that ever.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:20

Pope Corky the IX: Dec 18, 2006; What are you looking at?

Cowslips Warren posted:

AITA for believing the house keeper over my son?

This reminds me of the time my twelve year old nephew committed a literal hate crime on the bus (kicking a Chinese kid on the floor while yelling nonsense sounds and pulling at the corners of his eyes) and my sister insisted to ten other adults that it could not possibly have been her son even though you could clearly see his face on the security camera and there were over twenty witnesses.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:21

AreWeDrunkYet: Jul 8, 2006

ilmucche posted:

Buying a house with an ex seems like a bad idea.

Buying and living in the same house as someone who is not a long term partner is a bad idea in general, doing it with an ex is monumentally stulid.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:28

8one6: May 20, 2012; When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Pomme de Terror posted:

AITA for agreeing to go to a restaurant that only serves spicy food when I can�t handle anything spicy?

Look at this sad little baby who fans himself and says "That's got a lot of kick" when he eats something with black pepper on it.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:29

blunt for century: Jul 4, 2008; I've got a bone to pick.

Pomme de Terror posted:

^That kid is gonna haaaaate that mom once they're old enough (the instagram one)^

AITA for agreeing to go to a restaurant that only serves spicy food when I can�t handle anything spicy?

drat, I don't understand this at all. There's this Sichuan restaurant near me, and they have this pork belly dish that's considerably outside my heat tolerance, but it just tastes too good to stop eating. I'll be in pain, knowing it's just gonna get worse, and not be able to stop shoveling it in my face hole. I regret it every time. It's worth it every time.

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:34

Barudak: May 7, 2007

If you try to take the plate of twice cooked pork thats in front of me expect me to angrily growl, and then if your hand moves any closer there will be bites

Edit: Gonna go get some tomorrow, now Im hungry

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:38

ilmucche: Mar 16, 2016; What did you say the strategy was?

blunt for century posted:

drat, I don't understand this at all. There's this Sichuan restaurant near me, and they have this pork belly dish that's considerably outside my heat tolerance, but it just tastes too good to stop eating. I'll be in pain, knowing it's just gonna get worse, and not be able to stop shoveling it in my face hole. I regret it every time. It's worth it every time.

I've had similar experiences. When even locals are saying it's too hot but too good you know you're doing the right thing crying into your food

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:44

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# ? May 29, 2024 23:29

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Pope Corky the IX posted:

This reminds me of the time my twelve year old nephew committed a literal hate crime on the bus (kicking a Chinese kid on the floor while yelling nonsense sounds and pulling at the corners of his eyes) and my sister insisted to ten other adults that it could not possibly have been her son even though you could clearly see his face on the security camera and there were over twenty witnesses.

Jesus Christ did she ever like, come to reality?

# ? Jan 13, 2022 14:44

The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > r/relationships: I have nothing against this baby.

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